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in the last week ? I couldn't tell you.
Since Friday.. ? mmmm 4 friday night.
5 saturday morning.
2 sat night
3 sunday morning
2 sunday night
1 this morning.
17 in total then. :shock:
gosh that is quite a lot when you break it down. It is a good job my neighbour has been away.
Quote by louise_and_joe
None :violin:
:giggle:
Between not being well and other stuff, I just havent been in the mood. Although I feel I may make up for it over the next couple of days wink
Louise xx

I am going with Louise on this one.
Quote by Sarah
None :violin:
:giggle:
Between not being well and other stuff, I just havent been in the mood. Although I feel I may make up for it over the next couple of days wink
Louise xx

I am going with Louise on this one.
Are you selling tickets? :rascal:
Quote by jaymar
Ooh Mar well done, kiss :thrilled: you can have 500 for starting the thread but these will be increased with THE DETAIL (dont think you can get away with it that lightly rolleyes )
pink x

my sentiments exactly lol
Okay Okay.....
Won't tell you about Friday but there were a number of hands and tongues along the way... redface wink rotflmao
Saturday early hours was a continuation of the Friday, Saturday lunchtime was a bit of lady business, Saturday teatime was pure 69position , bedtime was a wee nightcap....
Yesterday, once was over the back of the settee, and last night was a gentle little massage (I can barely move my thighs) ... and this morning, a bit lady business thinking about the weekend's events!
Does that earn me some more hmmmm ???? :grin:
What d'ya think Tan, more horny detail required?
Quote by blueandpink
Ooh Mar well done, kiss :thrilled: you can have 500 for starting the thread but these will be increased with THE DETAIL (dont think you can get away with it that lightly rolleyes )
pink x

my sentiments exactly lol
Okay Okay.....
Won't tell you about Friday but there were a number of hands and tongues along the way... redface wink rotflmao
Saturday early hours was a continuation of the Friday, Saturday lunchtime was a bit of lady business, Saturday teatime was pure 69position , bedtime was a wee nightcap....
Yesterday, once was over the back of the settee, and last night was a gentle little massage (I can barely move my thighs) ... and this morning, a bit lady business thinking about the weekend's events!
Does that earn me some more hmmmm ???? :grin:
What d'ya think Tan, more horny detail required?
tis an improvement but yes i think for a good pinky point score we need the full toe curling details lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by dekntan
Ooh Mar well done, kiss :thrilled: you can have 500 for starting the thread but these will be increased with THE DETAIL (dont think you can get away with it that lightly rolleyes )
pink x

my sentiments exactly lol
Okay Okay.....
Won't tell you about Friday but there were a number of hands and tongues along the way... redface wink rotflmao
Saturday early hours was a continuation of the Friday, Saturday lunchtime was a bit of lady business, Saturday teatime was pure 69position , bedtime was a wee nightcap....
Yesterday, once was over the back of the settee, and last night was a gentle little massage (I can barely move my thighs) ... and this morning, a bit lady business thinking about the weekend's events!
Does that earn me some more hmmmm ???? :grin:
What d'ya think Tan, more horny detail required?
tis an improvement but yes i think for a good pinky point score we need the full toe curling details lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
There you have it Mar, Tan and me are immoveable on this one :smile2: some more detail, after all don't want to dilute the value of pinky points
I had two clitty orgasm and 4 squirters on fri when I 'entertained' at home cos Mr B was away for the weekend....the last one was a real gusher and went about 4 feet :eeek: :eeek: I wondered what the h£ll had happened :shock:
Then on sun night when i was recounting fri evenings tales to Mr B in bed I had the same again :twisted: :twisted:
I think I may just qualify for one pinky poit there hehe and maybe get on the scoreboard lmao lol :lol:
Quote by Bonedigger
I had two clitty orgasm and 4 squirters on fri when I 'entertained' at home cos Mr B was away for the weekend....the last one was a real gusher and went about 4 feet :eeek: :eeek: I wondered what the h£ll had happened :shock:
Then on sun night when i was recounting fri evenings tales to Mr B in bed I had the same again :twisted: :twisted:
I think I may just qualify for one pinky poit there hehe and maybe get on the scoreboard lmao lol :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: 4 foot? You serious? ffs so impressed, have some points for such an achievement although do wanna hear details xx
Quote by Bonedigger
I had two clitty orgasm and 4 squirters on fri when I 'entertained' at home cos Mr B was away for the weekend....the last one was a real gusher and went about 4 feet :eeek: :eeek: I wondered what the h£ll had happened :shock:
Then on sun night when i was recounting fri evenings tales to Mr B in bed I had the same again :twisted: :twisted:
I think I may just qualify for one pinky poit there hehe and maybe get on the scoreboard lmao lol :lol:

:bounce: plenty of wet sheets then :giggle:
yup i recon that deserves a couple pinky points wheres pink at lol
in edit oooh shes on top of me mmmmm :lol: :lol:
Well.... in the last week I've had several (am counting up in my head as I type... bear with!) including some of the most intense self-loving/phone sex I've had in my life!! In fact, one of the phone sex sessions culminated in an orgasm the like of which I have NEVER had before (I can't beat Mrs B's 4ft gush... but then who the f*ck can!?! lol ) I swear I could still feel it 5 hrs later - and that was after sleeping it off as well!!
Ahhhhh.... am getting nipple ache just thinking about it!! wink
The latest one was a quickie in the toilet at work this afternoon... had received a smutty little text and couldn't resist!!
Nola xx
well, my 'guest is someone, who made me squirt for the first time ever a few months ago, he has magic fingers lol :lol:
which he used to good effect on fri :smitten:
The only way to describe it is sounding like a gallon of water gushing down a drainpipe into a grid :shock:I seriously do NOT know where all the fluid came from.......
but it was very VERY nice lmao.......I'd deffo recommend him to every woman on here hehe :lol:
Quote by jaymar
....orgasms have you had in the past week?
This is purely for Pinky points... and purely because I've had a particularly horny weekend and want to show off :smug:
I've had 9 since Friday night, who can beat that?? :smoke:

mrs tyne say,s 9, cats have 9 lives and she loves pussy biggrin
Quote by Bonedigger
well, my 'guest is someone, who made me squirt for the first time ever a few months ago, he has magic fingers lol :lol:
which he used to good effect on fri :smitten:
The only way to describe it is sounding like a gallon of water gushing down a drainpipe into a grid :shock:I seriously do NOT know where all the fluid came from.......
but it was very VERY nice lmao.......I'd deffo recommend him to every woman on here hehe :lol:

details....gimme NOW! :notes:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
well, my 'guest is someone, who made me squirt for the first time ever a few months ago, he has magic fingers lol :lol:
which he used to good effect on fri :smitten:
The only way to describe it is sounding like a gallon of water gushing down a drainpipe into a grid :shock:I seriously do NOT know where all the fluid came from.......
but it was very VERY nice lmao.......I'd deffo recommend him to every woman on here hehe :lol:

details....gimme NOW! :notes:
:giggle:
andmeandmeandmeandmeandmeandmeandme
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssse !!
wink
Quote by jaymar
It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
Quote by tyneside4fun
....orgasms have you had in the past week?
This is purely for Pinky points... and purely because I've had a particularly horny weekend and want to show off :smug:
I've had 9 since Friday night, who can beat that?? :smoke:

mrs tyne say,s 9, cats have 9 lives and she loves pussy biggrin
rotflmao
Quote by westerross

It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
can men have a more than 3 in a day?? blink
Quote by splendid_
in the last week ? I couldn't tell you.
Since Friday.. ? mmmm 4 friday night.
5 saturday morning.
2 sat night
3 sunday morning
2 sunday night
1 this morning.
17 in total then. :shock:
gosh that is quite a lot when you break it down. It is a good job my neighbour has been away.

17!!! I've just been knock'd off my orgasm perch :doh:
Quote by jaymar

It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
can men have a more than 3 in a day?? blink
Yup! innocent
Quote by westerross

It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
Nah, men too - with practice :twisted:
Quote by jaymar
in the last week ? I couldn't tell you.
Since Friday.. ? mmmm 4 friday night.
5 saturday morning.
2 sat night
3 sunday morning
2 sunday night
1 this morning.
17 in total then. :shock:
gosh that is quite a lot when you break it down. It is a good job my neighbour has been away.

17!!! I've just been knock'd off my orgasm perch :doh:
er...scuse me I knocked you off with 14 (or does it not count as it was not this actual weekend?) for all of an hour or so before Splendid knocked me off my albeit brief winning perch :cry:
Quote by winchwench

It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
can men have a more than 3 in a day?? blink
Yup! innocent
oh yes wink
I just had another one perving at pink's photos again redface
sillyhwoar: hump 69position passionkiss :inlove: :rascal: :smitten: :wanker:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I just had another one perving at pink's photos again redface
sillyhwoar: hump 69position passionkiss :inlove: :rascal: :smitten: :wanker:

And there was me thinking you were getting all excited coming around to se us(her!).
.
Quote by splendid_
in the last week ? I couldn't tell you.
Since Friday.. ? mmmm 4 friday night.
5 saturday morning.
2 sat night
3 sunday morning
2 sunday night
1 this morning.
17 in total then. :shock:
gosh that is quite a lot when you break it down. It is a good job my neighbour has been away.

did you have a queing system Saturday morning..... rolleyes
Quote by westerross
I just had another one perving at pink's photos again redface
sillyhwoar: hump 69position passionkiss :inlove: :rascal: :smitten: :wanker:

And there was me thinking you were getting all excited coming around to se us(her!).
.
I am that, babes. I'm on a mission to turn Angelica, remember? wink
Quote by jaymar
6 brought on by others
11 if you include lady wanks :twisted:
there again, ask me on friday as I'm meeting up with a very sexy lady on thursday so might even top that! :rascal:

oh my!... you have had a horny weekend! let us know your update this time next week :twisted:
Quote by Mallock2006
....orgasms have you had in the past week?

Since last Monday................ 1
and you my man.. we're going to have to work on a better score for next week... whip :twisted:
I await further information :rascal:
Quote by Warmer
i hate you all biggrin

Im so with you on this!
Im jealous and I hate you all too!!!
In the nicest possible way of course lol
Quote by jaymar

It is quite possible for women to have more than 3 a day cool

Just women?
.
can men have a more than 3 in a day?? blink
Of course we can though maybe not day in day out lke you ladies, though that depends on the man I guess.
I had 4 over 6 hours with a partner in July.
PS: No I'm not bragging I 'did it' FOR 6 hours lol, our pace went from 0-100 at different times lol!