How Many Calories in . . . . .?

10 Oct 2004

Probably a daft question, but I was just wondering how many calories there are in a mouthful of cum?
You don't really want to know what brought the question up (mmmm . . . . maybe you would - seeing as I'm on the SH site! wink

) but I was just wondering if anyone has any idea?

10 Oct 2004

Have you checked out the wonderful Fred and Wilma's web page. It has all the dietry information that you will need.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/

10 Oct 2004

well kezz
A tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. quick google on calories in sperm, there yer go!
fred and wilma's page is funnier tho!
neil x x x ;)

10 Oct 2004

Lol

Very nice site - looks like they had some fun designing it! wink

But I've never done weight watchers so haven't a clue what all the points bit is about. redface

Can anyone else advise? confused

10 Oct 2004

Yeah, but all those sixes mount up..... so that's why I keep putting on weight rotflmao

10 Oct 2004

Lol @ blue
But if you're swallowing that much, blue, wouldn't all the calories you're burning in the lead up to the swallow outnumber the calories gained from the swallow? lol

10 Oct 2004

Hum... yeah... probably :twisted:
I suppose I should carry on blaming the chocolate then rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
wink

No, actually, I think I've lost weight........... hmmmmmm.......... I think it's loss of muscle due to the fact that I'm a lazy bastard.................... :roll: :roll: :roll:

10 Oct 2004

Has anybody else started putting more salt on their food since they started showing that bloody slug advert?
I hardly ever put salt on anything except chips and now I find I'm putting it on for spite!! :doh:
Steve

10 Oct 2004

There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???

10 Oct 2004

I'll do it, provided I can have a different 12 men every day.... according to food experts, it's good to have a varied diet :rascal: . And with all that spunk flying everywhere, there won't be a slug in sight :shock:

10 Oct 2004

Theres plenty of single men on here Blue, you could have 12 different ones everyday for the next 10 years and i don't think you'd get through them all by then.

10 Oct 2004

Blimey Blue,
Just swallow the facts there, 12 different men every day for 10 years. That takes some beating. redface

Wrong subject. Wonder how you would fair on a diet like that? My answer to the question posed in the first place, a little of everything does no harm. smile

John

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I'll do it, provided I can have a different 12 men every day.... according to food experts, it's good to have a varied diet :rascal: . And with all that spunk flying everywhere, there won't be a slug in sight :shock:

:sticky: Don't do it Blue, you'll be drowning in the stuff. :sticky:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

10 Oct 2004

now I no why I am so fat....lol

10 Oct 2004

depends on wot i've, oops i mean , he has bin eatin that day. If he is a fat chicken/pork eating slob, then its about 1,500 calories per drop :evil2: ! But if its a slim guy cool

, then bout 250 per drop! How bout sum Sinspiration! Question 4 u! How does this sound? Is it a turn on? Tongue lockin, body rockin, nipple bitin, clit lickin, cock suckin, tit clampin, arse spankin, all sum out hard core fuckin. Send us sumthin back to add more differences in our fuckin rite now. Here and waitin....................

10 Oct 2004

Quote by SunBunny
depends on wot i've, oops i mean , he has bin eatin that day. If he is a fat chicken/pork eating slob, then its about 1,500 calories per drop :evil2: ! But if its a slim guy , then bout 250 per drop! How bout sum Sinspiration! Question 4 u! How does this sound? Is it a turn on? Tongue lockin, body rockin, nipple bitin, clit lickin, cock suckin, tit clampin, arse spankin, all sum out hard core fuckin. Send us sumthin back to add more differences in our fuckin rite now. Here and waitin....................

Has SunBunny's adolescent son discovered her password? dunno

Steve

11 Oct 2004

dont!!!1. sorry. mad

not my son......but maybe take back what i said bout young guys..... redface

wasnt sunbunny anyway. this

11 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
depends on wot i've, oops i mean , he has bin eatin that day. If he is a fat chicken/pork eating slob, then its about 1,500 calories per drop :evil2: ! But if its a slim guy , then bout 250 per drop! How bout sum Sinspiration! Question 4 u! How does this sound? Is it a turn on? Tongue lockin, body rockin, nipple bitin, clit lickin, cock suckin, tit clampin, arse spankin, all sum out hard core fuckin. Send us sumthin back to add more differences in our fuckin rite now. Here and waitin....................

Has SunBunny's adolescent son discovered her password? dunno

Steve
thats what internet cookies and sharing comps do to ya wink

11 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???

Can I be a tad mundane and ask if anyone knows the pronunciation of Bukakke? Is it Buck Acke... Buck akka... Buckak..?
TIA

11 Oct 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???

Can I be a tad mundane and ask if anyone knows the pronunciation of Bukakke? Is it Buck Acke... Buck akka... Buckak..?
TIA
It's sort of "Boo car key"
...ish.

11 Oct 2004

hehe Cum , the perfect low fat alternative to milk, stick that in your cheerios and eat em! smile

Actually you know those frosties cereal bars they seem to have a right horrible coating reminicent of dried cum or something equally mouldlike confused

YUK

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???

Can I be a tad mundane and ask if anyone knows the pronunciation of Bukakke? Is it Buck Acke... Buck akka... Buckak..?
TIA
It's sort of "Boo car key"
...ish.
yeah, i always pronounced it boo-khaki (as in khaki the colour reference)
K

11 Oct 2004

i wonder if it actually matter if u have a face full of cum!! cool

11 Oct 2004

So lets say that during a spit-roast one guy kisses the woman after the other has cum in her mouth and suddenly realising this he pulls away and they all laugh... so at most he prob got a tongue full of cum.... how many calories did i get. ahem!!.....i mean would he get?
Baring in mind that there is 2 cals in one tic tac.

11 Oct 2004

Don't know how relevant this is.
We were in Australia two years ago and there was an article in the Sydney Morning Herald about this very subject. Maybe somebody could find it on the internet.
Anyway, the bit that might not be relevant talked about overweight men. The article said that a man who slimmed down could expect his penis to look one inch longer for each stone lost
Major Tom

11 Oct 2004

Yippee!I've lost a stone since summer and hope to lose more - maybe another 9? lol

14 Oct 2004

There cant be that many calories in semen , after all, look at Marc Almond ! He was the originol "pint and a half" person ! and he is still like a rake !

15 Oct 2004

MMMmm i wondered why i seem to be putting a bit of weight on sad

i do know that if it gooes in the wrong end you do go fat for about 9 months, :( :doh:

15 Oct 2004

Bukakke... should go something like this:
bu: like "boo"
ka: as in cap
ke: as in kettle
Knew the Japanese wife would come in handy sometime!

15 Oct 2004

Steve