THREE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN! beat that, 3436 shagged, whilst one did cleaning and ice-pack-related chores, I dipped in one then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, I could go on, and two friends (or fiends, depending on which way you read the typo) of their housewifes who had just popped in for lunch which lead to the wine and alcho-pops, viagra & lucazade for me, I'd tell you my chat up lines, but I need them in Southampton.
I've seen some many years later in various clinics and been met with fists and lawsuits. Ah those were the days.
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I wish I could compete!!!!
You people are soooo cynical.
Does that make you a better person, or just greedy? I ponder on the satisfaction guarantee...? I would rather make love to one loverly lady than try to fulfil many. maybe I have old fashioned values here...but my feelings are that a gentleman never really brags and shows off because it seems not to polite?
No problem with that at all. if I thought I would get brownie points I would have asked for testimonials, written statements of satisfaction and similar stuff from good times in the past. I have no problems with who reads it. I would rather a woman be coy than tell me how many screws she has had, or how many in one go because it feels less competetive. Maybe I am missing the point but I always thought quality was better than quantity?
Good point blue...
I just spent too many years in engineering, and know that producing thing has issues with Q over Q...and never the same from part to part. If the guy feels happy, and everyone is with it, then great for him, I just kinda have a boring old fashioned attitude. Maybe it is an age thing?
I'm sulking you are a jammy lot :cry:
But at least i've got it all to look forward to :bounce: :bounce: :smug: