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jokes are usually locked arnt they :twisted: my turn to kill the thread 
a guy goes out and finds a prostitute and brings her home. he tells her to put on a salwester, rain hat, and wellies and asks her to get into the bath.
he turns on the taps and the shower, after about five minutes he asks her to howl like the wind, and to splash about, which she does, although she thinks this is abit odd.
after 30 minutes of this she asks... are we going to have sex or not?
he replies ,
WHAT IN THIS WEATHER!! :shock: YOU MUST BE FOOKING JOKING
will that get it locked ?
a guy goes out and finds a prostitute and brings her home. he tells her to put on a salwester, rain hat, and wellies and asks her to get into the bath.
he turns on the taps and the shower, after about five minutes he asks her to howl like the wind, and to splash about, which she does, although she thinks this is abit odd.
after 30 minutes of this she asks... are we going to have sex or not?
he replies ,
WHAT IN THIS WEATHER!! :shock: YOU MUST BE FOOKING JOKING
will that get it locked ?
:laughabove:
ooh, it's not locked yet and I have yet to kill a thread
ok
jokes
umm: a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says to him: y'know there's a drink named after you
and the grasshopper says: really? you there's a drink named steve?
that's the worst joke I could think of. sad really...
ooh, it's not locked yet and I have yet to kill a thread
ok
jokes
umm: a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says to him: y'know there's a drink named after you
and the grasshopper says: really? you there's a drink named steve?
that's the worst joke I could think of. sad really...
Sex God
Quote by awol
I'm glad that this happes to the veterans as well as the newbies then
but in my opinion what's worse than killing a thread is when you think of something really funny and type away and off it goes and when you come back the next day and read what you posted you think oh fuck can't believe I said that!!? what an idiot!
and there's no way to edit it because someone has already quoted you saying you plonker and the thread is then dead :(
i dunno WTF you're on about either? that has never, ever, ever happened to me, oh no! every single post i've ever made has been THAT funny, and has been . . . like . . . .some HUGE contribution to the whole SH thing, oh yes!
i reckon you need to work a bit harder, and stop
at your own posts, cos i never, ever, ever do that either, oh no! 
n x x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
I'm glad that this happes to the veterans as well as the newbies then
but in my opinion what's worse than killing a thread is when you think of something really funny and type away and off it goes and when you come back the next day and read what you posted you think oh fuck can't believe I said that!!? what an idiot!
and there's no way to edit it because someone has already quoted you saying you plonker and the thread is then dead :(
i dunno WTF you're on about either? that has never, ever, ever happened to me, oh no! every single post i've ever made has been THAT funny, and has been . . . like . . . .some HUGE contribution to the whole SH thing, oh yes!
i reckon you need to work a bit harder, and stop
at your own posts, cos i never, ever, ever do that either, oh no! n x x x x ;)
Memory loss is such a sad spectacle!!
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
FABIO, FABIO, wherefore art thou FABIO ????
you rang????
do not fear.... thread-killers here!!!
hey... and don't mock.. it takes a lot of effort and skill to "reap" ...... i have been boring the life out of people for years.......
:) :) :) :) sean xxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
It's not dead yet
Probably will be now you have posted
Dawn
You were saying? :P
And you've got contest Fabio, from this young upstart :lol:
awwww... i sense the force is strong in this one......but you have a lot to learn young master....
:) :) sean xxxxxxxx
okay.. i couldn't find a emoticon with light-sabres.... so you will all have to imagine and make those "swoosh" sounds........
Quote by fabio grooverider
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
It's not dead yet
Probably will be now you have posted
Dawn
You were saying? :P
And you've got contest Fabio, from this young upstart :lol:
awwww... i sense the force is strong in this one......but you have a lot to learn young master....
:) :) sean xxxxxxxx
okay.. i couldn't find a emoticon with light-sabres.... so you will all have to imagine and make those "swoosh" sounds........
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Here we are , just in time to kill this one as we have done so many times before 
,,,die you bastard die!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
,,,die you bastard die!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Calistathats killed it ,,,,,or locked it
I see a new SH Clock type thread emerging :doh:
C x
Sex God
and ever ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Sex God
god i can't even get thread killing right today.......
:) :) :) :)
will you all just let me get on with my job and be done....
:x :x :x :P :P :P
sean xxxxxxxx
:) :) :) :) will you all just let me get on with my job and be done....
:x :x :x :P :P :P sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by awol
let's just keep it alive for a little longer then shall we? in the meantime I'll use this for a little rant to the trigger happy mod who probably never heard of life of pi, or maybe just hates books
That'd be Jas then, she hates books. Not too keen on sex either, not sure what she's doing here...
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
A bit "Off Topic" maybe >>>>
Whats with all these "HUG ME" counters these days: :?:
Why not "SHAG ME" counters, or are we all feeling sorry for ourselves out there :?:
just for you I've changed my hugs counter to a shags one.
but that doesnt really make it true, does it...
I SHALL BE THE ONE TO KILL THE THREAD!!!!
die die die!!
