How often do people actually get action on here????/

10 Aug 2010

Quote by brucie
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!

i shall be reporting this post to the polis. clear case of encouraging someone to break the law.
Visiting a brothel is not illegal, engaging in sexual activity with someone who has been coerced or pressured into becoming a sex worker is, whether knowingly or not.

10 Aug 2010

Quote by samson63
We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now

:rotflmao: And some of us monks have some really bad habits lol

Some of us have gone native.

31 Aug 2010

I used to get action every single night, but alas it was not to be, she left me quickly with a mocking whistle, in future I will remember to secure her to something once she is inflated.

31 Aug 2010

Quote by Ste_n_Kez
Jay786_1,
Take no notice of the negative comments by some of the members of this site. We find your profile strangely sexually elusive and wish there were more single guys on the site like you. All you need to do now is ad a close up cock shot to your profile and we will be PM’ing you for a meet with the intent of me making the brews while Kez satisfies your every sexual need.
:giggle:

i could come help ya make a brew ste mmmmmmmm

31 Aug 2010

If it's worth it, it's worth waiting for
I've been on this site many a year as a couple and as a single male and get all the ironing action I need, in fact there's now a waiting list so....
Patience young grasshopper - Be patient and it will find you!

31 Aug 2010

Quote by SinSi
If it's worth it, it's worth waiting for
I've been on this site many a year as a couple and as a single male and get all the ironing action I need, in fact there's now a waiting list so....
Patience young grasshopper - Be patient and it will find you!

My iron needs some action confused

:? :?

PS Can I go on your waiting list? biggrin

31 Aug 2010

Quote by anais
If it's worth it, it's worth waiting for
I've been on this site many a year as a couple and as a single male and get all the ironing action I need, in fact there's now a waiting list so....
Patience young grasshopper - Be patient and it will find you!

My iron needs some action confused

:? :?

PS Can I go on your waiting list? biggrin

How often would you need some ironing action? Do you have your own board and is it suitable padded to cope with hot jets of steam? innocent

:small-print: I've added you to the list, you're currently number 16 on the list but thats not based on distance at the moment.

31 Aug 2010

As much as i want and no shortage of willing 'victims' either lol

1 Sep 2010

Oooooh sinister tricky, I like!
Nice tattoo by the way!

1 Sep 2010

Quote by trickychicky
As much as i want and no shortage of willing 'victims' either lol

What's your secret ?
Toddles off to look at profile
Aahhhhh .....I see ;-)

1 Sep 2010

Action, let see, I have been chatting to some very nice folk for a long time. A lot this week. Its that action?
Some have been showing me their uhm,.............bits. Is that action?
What ever did you mean by action? O yes a fuck! Yes It happens, but I have always found it to be more than a physical act. So it takes time!
Oh and you know what happens when you push? Things get further away from you.
Travis

1 Sep 2010

Quote by Steve
As much as i want and no shortage of willing 'victims' either lol

What's your secret ?
Toddles off to look at profile
Aahhhhh .....I see ;-)She a she, oh to be a woman.

2 Sep 2010

Quote by SinSi
If it's worth it, it's worth waiting for
I've been on this site many a year as a couple and as a single male and get all the ironing action I need, in fact there's now a waiting list so....
Patience young grasshopper - Be patient and it will find you!

My iron needs some action confused

:? :?

PS Can I go on your waiting list? biggrin

How often would you need some ironing action? Do you have your own board and is it suitable padded to cope with hot jets of steam? innocent

:small-print: I've added you to the list, you're currently number 16 on the list but thats not based on distance at the moment.
Own board - not sure it can cope with to much steam tho :? :? :? I think once a week is enough action at the moment :D
No. 16!!! Bugga - can't I queue jump wink

3 Sep 2010

At 79 and a male the odds are stacked against me but once I have a meet I get invited back so I do alright and the words gets around and if it wasn't for distance annd time I would do a lot better. Make sure your profile is honest and filled out including your general location and the opportunities will come.