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how open is the world of swinging to new comers?

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sad hi there im new to the swinging world and it has always be my dream im ready to do everything unfortunately,it seems like those who have this opportunity keep it all for OPEN IS THE SWINGING WORLD????
Thank you confused: :?: :?: :?:
I'm going to move this post to the cafe because it is not a Lets Meet Up thread rolleyes
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sad hi there im new to the swinging world and it has always be my dream im ready to do everything unfortunately,it seems like those who have this opportunity keep it all for OPEN IS THE SWINGING WORLD????
Thank you confused: :?: :?: :?:

The fact that you're on this site says it all really.....there's an abundance of information (Free too..!) therefore, have a good look around and you'll be able to answer your own question..!
Click on the Clubs & Parties section - there may be a Club close to you, if so..attend. It's all about joining in really and seeing what takes your fancy and going for it.
Good luck...... wink
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sad hi there im new to the swinging world and it has always be my dream im ready to do everything unfortunately,it seems like those who have this opportunity keep it all for OPEN IS THE SWINGING WORLD????
Thank you confused: :?: :?: :?:

Well, you're here aren't you? How difficult was that?
it is open.... and welcome to the site! I wrote this to someone else on the 25th August, so the numbers may be slightly different now, but the point is still the same!!
if you just take a look at the ad sections...
number of ads of men seeking couples: 5590
number of ads of couples seeking men: 1340
off the top of my head 5 times as many....
number of ads of men seeking women: 7805
number of ads of women seeking men: 124
you do the maths!!!!
women and couples can afford to be choosy when it comes to single guys because there are a lot about (a friend of mine got 300+ replies in just over a week when she had one on) just like we get couples on here complaining when they can't find a single bi fem.. same thing applies, can be as choosy as they want
so unless you sell yourself and do it well then yes, a lot of people do struggle...give them a reason as to why they should pick you? does your ad stand out for any of the thousands out there??
if you get those things sorted then maybe you will start to get somewhere....
sean xxxxxx
Don't know why but I'm having problems not laughing at the signature
hi there,im absolutely new here and hope will get all your help,as everyday i wake up ,i just wanna spend it between a female give all the information you have and well make it to all ya

Is it the desperation dunno
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Don't know why but I'm having problems not laughing at the signature
hi there,im absolutely new here and hope will get all your help,as everyday i wake up ,i just wanna spend it between a female give all the information you have and well make it to all ya

Is it the desperation dunno
PMSL, never noticed. You can definitely sense the desperation lol
Is he desperate for himelf?
Or maybe for a story? rolleyes
Perhaps I am just being a bit of a cynic? confused
Quote by Alexandra
Is he desperate for himelf?
Or maybe for a story? rolleyes
Perhaps I am just being a bit of a cynic? confused

Is it that Sunday morning (newspapers) feeling?
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Is he desperate for himelf?
Or maybe for a story? rolleyes
Perhaps I am just being a bit of a cynic? confused

Is it that Sunday morning (newspapers) feeling?
You got it!
Ladies we could always give him a story lol
How good is your imagination :rascal:
Quote by freckledbird
PMSL, never noticed. You can definitely sense the desperation lol

Oh poor lamb................. wait till he gets older, he'll soon learn that being between a womans legs is not the be all and end all of things :grin: :P
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Ladies we could always give him a story lol
How good is your imagination :rascal:

OOOOOOOOOOO Dawn!
I have been known to have a VERY vivid imagination!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ladies we could always give him a story lol
How good is your imagination :rascal:

Ohhhh Dawn that would be awfully naughty, don't you think? Tales of late night/early morning debauchery might just send him over the edge :shock:
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions

Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)
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OOOOOOOOOOO Dawn!
I have been known to have a VERY vivid imagination!
I know Alex, I've heard you having orgasms on the sofa :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
OOOOOOOOOOO Dawn!
I have been known to have a VERY vivid imagination!
I know Alex, I've heard you having orgasms on the sofa :giggle:
How on earth could you hear over your own????
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HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Alexandra
OOOOOOOOOOO Dawn!
I have been known to have a VERY vivid imagination!
I know Alex, I've heard you having orgasms on the sofa :giggle:
How on earth could you hear over your own????
I think you had one between my 4th and 5th so I heard fine :rascal:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Flippin' brilliant Dave!!!
Quote by davej
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

That sounds really bad. If you work during the day then you may as well not be a swinger.... Aaaaargh!!!!!
I'm just glad I live in York. The place where things are tested out on. 24/7 pubs are comming here and so will the 24/7 swinging. Yipeeee wink
If you want to spend all your time between a ladies legs then won't you be depriving yourself of the wonderous breasts/ lips and 'belly' in somepeoples cases. lol Nestle me in a cleavage and I'm happy all day long. cool
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HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Flippin' brilliant Dave!!!
now dont go giving him a big head! :rotflmao:
you nutter! kiss
o
Quote by davej
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

You forgot to mention that on Bank Holidays, we apply a 'find one shag, get another of equal or lesser value free' offer.
Quote by freckledbird
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

You forgot to mention that on Bank Holidays, we apply a 'find one shag, get another of equal or lesser value free' offer.
And don't forget late night opening in December for Christmas "shopping" - I hear in some parts of SH towers they have a 3 for 2 promotion wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HOURS OF OPENING
January to June:
Monday: –
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: –
Please note that half day closing on Thursdays
may apply in some regions
Friday: – ;
Saturday: –
July to December:
Monday – Friday: –
Saturday: – (except August and September)
(The swinging world is closed for one week at Easter and at Christmas.)

You forgot to mention that on Bank Holidays, we apply a 'find one shag, get another of equal or lesser value free' offer.
And don't forget late night opening in December for Christmas "shopping" - I hear in some parts of SH towers they have a 3 for 2 promotion wink
May I remind you both, that some people actually take whats written to be serious and your likening the world of swinging, to the world of shopping, is fraught with danger. I for one do not want to be bent over in a club and have some novice run their club card up and down my arse crack in the hope that they can get double bonus points, these cards are sharp and may well cause a wound that is particularly tricky to mend with an elastoplast.
Ooooooooooo I didn't even know we had a loyalty card :bounce: :bounce:
Looks round the 'SHop' to see what she fancies today :twisted:
My problem with gettinf back int the NW scene is that I generally get replies from men. I dont mind its nice to know that some one out there likes the look of me sad
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Ooooooooooo I didn't even know we had a loyalty card :bounce: :bounce:
Looks round the 'SHop' to see what she fancies today :twisted:

They didn't tell you.......the shop is round the back of the GFZ and you can currently get treble points on these water butt links

they are no use to fish or fowl, but weve got 12 dozen to shift...weve sacked debbs now and will be getting in the butt plugs we originally sent her out to get in the near future.
Ooo Dave they might come in handy for anyone who wants to try that anal bleaching. Is the offer well advertised?
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Ooo Dave they might come in handy for anyone who wants to try that anal bleaching. Is the offer well advertised?

rotflmao :rotflmao:
you just got yourself a job in marketing Bev....