How to liven things up? An affair?

3 Apr 2005

Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a smile

change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas? lol

3 Apr 2005

:eeek:
Run for the hills mate, run for the hills!
Not the coastal road..... definately not the coastal road
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

i am sooo going to keep my mouth shut... :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
mate.. if i was you i'd also don the flak jacket.....
hang on... i hear the in-coming......... bolt

sean xxxxxxxx

3 Apr 2005

Whats your missus like... pehaps I could pop round there for a shag as you are legging it??? rolleyes

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

married only for a year and your bored?
gimmie a D, gimmie an I, gimmie a V, gimmie an O, gimmie an R, gimmie a C, gmmie an E :lol:

3 Apr 2005

psst .....quick in here!...........I've been hiding from mrs davej today and there's room enough for a few others.......

3 Apr 2005

I think your wife was in here last week saying exactly the same thing!!

3 Apr 2005

Quote by
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

Yeah, try shagging your wife...And if that doesn't work. Divorce her so she can get on with her life and meet someone who is not a ungrateful xxxxx mad

Well said

3 Apr 2005

Quote by da69ve
I think your wife was in here last week saying exactly the same thing!!

Nah, she was in here last year !!!! lol

Mal

3 Apr 2005

Aw, Happy......... it s was lovely knowing you, but I'm afraid you didn't run fast enough.......
Here they come......................
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

3 Apr 2005

Quote by
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

Yeah, try shagging your wife...And if that doesn't work. Divorce her so she can get on with her life and meet someone who is not a ungrateful xxxx. mad

Shit, I was going to run a book, odds in favour of road accident on page two.......I would have lost on this one. :lol:
Thought it would be pure pisstake for at least the first page.
Venusxxx

3 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Aw, Happy......... it s was lovely knowing you, but I'm afraid you didn't run fast enough.......
Here they come......................
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Aw, Happy......... it s was lovely knowing you, but I'm afraid you didn't run fast enough.......
Here they come......................
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

was that an air raid siren i heard....... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
in-coming...... in-coming.....
you know what this reminds me off though.... remember those wildlife films when you see a gang on lions feeding on the poor wilderbeast....that is it!!!
i expect to hear david attenborough doing the voice over....
right.... that is all the sympathy i could muster.... wheres me popcorn, i am not going to miss this!!!!!.........
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

3 Apr 2005

Piss-take or the attention span of a gnat. Happy?? :shock:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

I would suggest you find a nice married lady on here and the two of you can meet up discreetly for some good NSA daytime fun............
......... Preferably one with a husband who is built like an outside toilet, is very suspicious and thinks with his fists!
Roger the Dragon cool

(Sorry folks Troll baiting can be fun sometimes! :twisted: )

3 Apr 2005

you know what happy?..........they aint happy ...now keep your visor down and we can back out of this together

3 Apr 2005

things were a bit slow this evening......luckily someone has come along to liven things up for us!!

3 Apr 2005

I was just going to tell you lot off and say he might be looking to spice up his love life WITH his wife...then I remembered the title of the thread confused

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

Try sticking the bored part of your anatomy in a vindaloo, see if there is enough spice in there, then we can invite your wife to a Munch and entertain her.
John
rolleyes

:roll:

3 Apr 2005

Ummm - do I detect the distinct sound of trip trapping on a bridge? dunno

3 Apr 2005

:roll:
John
wink

3 Apr 2005

You don't know how lucky your are mate!!! count your blessings and then count them again, does your wife know, if I was her, I would dump you, right in the shit, you are not worth a light, think man, think!!! and ask her forgivness!!!

3 Apr 2005

Now I'm new to the swinging scene and in my short time I've learnt this which I'm willing 2 share with u, being the nice chap I am. biggrin

:D
I've learnt theres 2 types of people on this forum:
1. Single people like me who dont want the comitment of a serious relationship but want to meet new m8s, have fun and if we get some gr8 sex along the way then thats a bonus.
2. Couples who dont cheat but have enough love and commitment in their relationships to be willing to share that with those less fortunate than themselves, like me hopefully wink

:wink:
Oh by the way give us your missus's mobi no. I dare say her sex life needs a bit of spice 2 lol

:lol:

3 Apr 2005

Good one Fashion.
John
smile

3 Apr 2005

personally i'd stick ya knob in the food blender
far less painfull than what she'll do when she catchs you out
:happy:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by redstilletto
personally i'd stick ya knob in the food blender
far less painfull than what she'll do when she catchs you out
:happy:

Oh Redstilletto, you've just made me go all perculiar.
John
wink

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

:shock:

Amazing ... must've bumbled his way into marriage ... :dunno: :shock:

4 Apr 2005

I didn't have any complaints but there you go cool

6 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?

You really dont have a clue do you, you should be ashamed - very ashamed. I dare say your wife loves you too. mad

6 Apr 2005

Only married a year!! Jees, we were still unwrapping the presents at that stage! Oh and of course shagging like rabbits and I was pregnant too!!