How To Make a woman and a man happy

Quote by Bonedigger
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31 creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Quote by travlinmanukok
Mrs bone .......you forgot to mention that a guy has to have a LARGE :shock: THICK :shock: JUICY :shock: BULGING :shock: ENORMOUS :shock:
WALLET

Quote by Crashnnix
You forgot one off the man's list - Stop spending His Money as well as your own :lol: :lol:

Quote by Lucyandmike7
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..........
Say you're the best EVER!

Quote by soul_girl
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..........
Say you're the best EVER!

Quote by Bonedigger
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother - ewwww
5. a father - double ewwww
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician - I can do that
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber - doing a course soon in that
11. a mechanic - I pay the garage for that
12. a decorator - I can do that
13. a stylist - ?????
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist - hmm, what for?
16. a psychologist - don't be daft - we psychologise THEM
17. a pest exterminator - can do that
18. a psychiatrist - see 16
19. a healer - NHS
20. a good listener
21. an organizer - I'm OCD enough for both of us
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic - not critical
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31 creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent - not necessary, I earn my own money
37. ambitious - see 36
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping - it's ok, I can drive myself to twon
47. be honest
48. be very rich - no necessary
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls - no, that's fine
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself - now that's sad
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes - being worried about is nice
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Quote by foxylady2209
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother - ewwww
5. a father - double ewwww
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician - I can do that
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber - doing a course soon in that
11. a mechanic - I pay the garage for that
12. a decorator - I can do that
13. a stylist - ?????
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist - hmm, what for?
16. a psychologist - don't be daft - we psychologise THEM
17. a pest exterminator - can do that
18. a psychiatrist - see 16
19. a healer - NHS
20. a good listener
21. an organizer - I'm OCD enough for both of us
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic - not critical
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31 creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent - not necessary, I earn my own money
37. ambitious - see 36
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping - it's ok, I can drive myself to twon
47. be honest
48. be very rich - no necessary
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls - no, that's fine
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself - now that's sad
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes - being worried about is nice
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Quote by Lucyandmike7
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..........
Say you're the best EVER!

Quote by noladreams30
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..........
Say you're the best EVER!

Quote by Resonance
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..........
Say you're the best EVER!