So we ended up having a drink to chat and catch up with things and all that - the problems is that 90% of the conversation was about her ex. OK I thought - she's in a difficult place. I'll be a pal and listen to her so off with those evil thoughts.
So we keep on chatting nice and comfy in a sofa then suddenly she's got her tongue rammed down my throat! I was taken aback as I really wasn't expecting that after switching on my good boy mode.
I suddenly had a conflicting mixture of feelings like weyhey! and oh noo this is rebound snog that might lead to rebound sex - not good!
Anyway to cut a long story short... found a room, shagged each others brains etc. but during our second go at it and midway to her giving yours truly a delicious (god she was good!) blowjob she takes my pride and joy out of her mouth and tells me "what a lovely cock you have, my ex had such a huge cock I couldn't even fit it in my mouth" wooah wooah girl too much information! In my mind I was going "you should have left it at 'lovely cock' girl"!
I know (at least I think I know) she was trying to flatter me but that came out so wrong!
But then decided to concentrate on the fantastic BJ - but talk about choosing your moment to put a man down!
Moral of the story? Don't have sex with vanilla girls, especially not when they are on the rebound. Oh… and convince yourself that size does not matter!
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