I would love to get some new ideas to shock my husband, any ladies care to share, or men to speak up? Some of the things I have done that worked a charm:
1. Walking into a posh resteraunt for a works party, when he offered to take my coat told him I was only wearing underwear underneath it.
2. Tell him to back the car out of the drive and then walk out and get in stark naked (the old guy up the street is recovering nicely)
3. Call him at work and give him an obscene phone call, warn him if he hangs up you will call back and give it to his boss.
4. While sitting next to him in the cinema pretend he is fingering you and start to moan and twitch in your seat.
5. Find out what porn sites he is browsing and post yourself on it
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I am looking to keep his attention focused on me, men can become rather blaze about their wives, I prefer to keep mine alert. By the way, if tempted to try the cinema one do it with caution. Mike's first assumption was the guy on the other side of me was molesting me, could have been nasty.
Not so much a shock more of a surprise :shock:
Was watching a film with a friend on saturday night and she stayed
on Monday i texted her with the message taken from the film
Thanks for the sex
i arrived at work yesterday to a big bunch of Roses from interflora
all it said in the card was
Youre welcome :shock:
Was watching a film with a friend on saturday night and she stayed
on Monday i texted her with the message taken from the film
Thanks for the sex
i arrived at work yesterday to a big bunch of Roses from interflora
all it said in the card was
Youre welcome :shock:
1) simple creatures as they are, most men can never resist the underware in any form
2) pull someone else in front of him (that always gives them a jolt)
3) as above but flash at someone else making sure you have no uderware on at the time
4) its nearly Valentines day take him round the seediestt, backstreet sex shop and let him pay
5) waken him up in the middle of the night with a b/j
6) take him for a country walk and then find a big sturdy tree to lean against
7) let him come home and find you at it with someone else, (male or female or both)
8) as above but make sure its the local rugby team
or if nothing else works throw a live hairdryer in his bath water!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
2) pull someone else in front of him (that always gives them a jolt)
3) as above but flash at someone else making sure you have no uderware on at the time
4) its nearly Valentines day take him round the seediestt, backstreet sex shop and let him pay
5) waken him up in the middle of the night with a b/j
6) take him for a country walk and then find a big sturdy tree to lean against
7) let him come home and find you at it with someone else, (male or female or both)
8) as above but make sure its the local rugby team
or if nothing else works throw a live hairdryer in his bath water!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Master of Sex
Judy your such a tease
Orgasminator
thank feck you dont know when my birthday is Judy 
Dave
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Sex God
Quote by Spitfire_Sal
I would love to get some new ideas to shock my husband, any ladies care to share, or men to speak up? Some of the things I have done that worked a charm:
1. Walking into a posh resteraunt for a works party, when he offered to take my coat told him I was only wearing underwear underneath it.
2. Tell him to back the car out of the drive and then walk out and get in stark naked (the old guy up the street is recovering nicely)
3. Call him at work and give him an obscene phone call, warn him if he hangs up you will call back and give it to his boss.
4. While sitting next to him in the cinema pretend he is fingering you and start to moan and twitch in your seat.
5. Find out what porn sites he is browsing and post yourself on it
To be honest when I read number 1. my question was 'And were you?' Having read 2. and 4. I realise that was a stupid question.
I wonder if one of the lovely ladies on this site would be prepared to wait for you both in bed one night? (Always good at volunteering others me!) I have to say I admire Judy's spunk - so to speak.
Sex God
Dress up sexy , drive him to a nice restaurant ......and reverse straight into a space !
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
thank feck you dont know when my birthday is Judy
I do know... Jane just PMed me with the date...Me and Ellie are doing a party for you at your house. You scared now :P ?
Judy
Im buggering off on holiday on my birthday and Im not telling Jane where Im going nor anybody else
Dave
3 friends and I in a bar in Dublin about 15 years ago, and my mate spots a lass in a dark corner and approaches her Guiness in hand, they chat, she dips fingers in his Guiness and proceeds to suck off the 'creamy top' He did get the shock of his life a little later when he lifted at aey level her skirt to see a pair of hairy pods staring him in the face. Mind you 'she' had a great pair of tits (not that i would know of course ahem......)
Sex God
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2) pull someone else in front of him (that always gives them a jolt)
Heh. If it weren't for my wife being habitually out on the pull whenever we go out, we'd have no swinging life whatsoever! :twisted:
~Reese!
