Thought of another one.
When the ex-wife turns out to be not so ex.
Oh did i say that out loud! :evil2:
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How to tell they are NOT single.
Quote by Marya_Northeast
When they can't possibly give you their landline number?
When they can't make evening or weekend meets?
I`d say those two for me.....if they`re single they should be able to meet or take a call anytime.....and be relaxed about it.
Not necessarily.
No one has my landline number. For one thing, I consider it my private line - it's like having two mobiles - plus, my daughter might answer it and it's ex-directory for a bloody good reason.
I can't make evenings and weekends 'cos i've got a child. I don't often get a sitter to be able to plan ahead so daytimes only for me.
I can't take phonecalls at any time because of my child or other family being around and also, why should I? Just 'cos the phone rings, doesn't mean I have to answer it.
:thumbup: In the words of Meatloaf.. "you took the words right out of my mouth" - couldn't have said it better, NO ONE should feel obliged to give home land lines under any circumstances, this does infringe on day to day private lives.
Quote by Amber
I agree that if you can't phone them whenever you want they are probably hiding something -
or they have a job
or they have kids
or they have friends they'd rather didn't know what they got up to
Can you generalise like this? Or are you best going on your instincts?
Not having a pop at you in particular Amber.
H.x
Sex God
I agree with Neil too. It is easy (try it sometime) to put a false persona on the internet. Everybody does it to some extent.
It's a form of acting. Acting and courting usually go hand in hand. You have to accept what they are saying as you have nothing else to go on. Only through time will things fall into place where you can start to raise concerns or short commings.
I've found its all been in the excuses given. If they can't be honest with you for the second time then its a thank you and good bye
It's a form of acting. Acting and courting usually go hand in hand. You have to accept what they are saying as you have nothing else to go on. Only through time will things fall into place where you can start to raise concerns or short commings.
I've found its all been in the excuses given. If they can't be honest with you for the second time then its a thank you and good bye
Sex God
Weekday meets are ok if in london area if not...no way...i have a job and i cant pull a sikie to go off shagging 
tho sometimes i wish i could.
I cant accomodate because I live with me parents....and a 21 year old brother.......
weekend i can do, if in SE, but often need some preperation time to arrange transport.
I am all over pasty white so that doesnt bother me the ring thing.
Mike
tho sometimes i wish i could.I cant accomodate because I live with me parents....and a 21 year old brother.......
weekend i can do, if in SE, but often need some preperation time to arrange transport.
I am all over pasty white so that doesnt bother me the ring thing.
Mike
Sex God
How to tell they are NOT single...
The meeting in Tesco Version...
When you go to the Supermarket and see the person there with their long term other half, who has no idea about where their partner has been because of the way the supposed single commando style rolls them out of your way, incase you should see fit to let on.
It then becomes obvious they are doing everything to avoid you while they are with the other half when the supposed single mysteriously camps out in one of the demonstration tents until they think you have gone.
Or they wriggle out of being with their significant other to go and look for some rare exotic plant extract in the baking aisle. All the time it's a ploy to try to find you and explain that it's really his/her sister/brother and not their wife/husband and they really are single, really truely and honestly. While the beads of sweat trickling down their forhead and the paranoid looking around tells you otherwise!
When you ask them if they have a significant other they kind of twitch and look a bit rabbit in the headlights or like you just shoved a rod up their backside. They then look upwards to the right and after hesitating for... ooo, a tell tale four hours, decide to say... "No, not with anyone right now gorgeous. How do you fancy coming back with me? :rascal: " Just as they try to do an emergency ring removal behind their back without you noticing. Slipping up while trying to hide it in their pocket and it clattering to the floor loudly.
When you meet on the vegetable aisle while sizing up the cucumbers ;) they decide to bite the bullet and let on, introducing you as someone who used to work in the same office to their wife/ husband. They ask how things are going and make small talk in an officey manner while trying to mentally compare themselves with the vegetable you have in your hand if male/wondering whether that vegie is for eating if female. Yet funnily enough a couple of days previous they were self proclaimed 'most deffinately very single' and begging for sex in the chat room/swinging club while saying they need to keep it very very discreet for ... er... personal reasons.
The final confirmation would be when their other half has lost them... probably because they decided the tent hiding was passe and took to hiding under the clothes rails instead... and goes to the support desk. The attendent announces over the loud speaker...
"Would Joe/Joanne "I'm a secret swinger" Bloggs please come to the desk where your other half is waiting. You have the car keys and you won't be able to get home to let the cat out and collect your four children. Please come to the customer support desk immediately."
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The meeting in Tesco Version...
When you go to the Supermarket and see the person there with their long term other half, who has no idea about where their partner has been because of the way the supposed single commando style rolls them out of your way, incase you should see fit to let on.
It then becomes obvious they are doing everything to avoid you while they are with the other half when the supposed single mysteriously camps out in one of the demonstration tents until they think you have gone.
Or they wriggle out of being with their significant other to go and look for some rare exotic plant extract in the baking aisle. All the time it's a ploy to try to find you and explain that it's really his/her sister/brother and not their wife/husband and they really are single, really truely and honestly. While the beads of sweat trickling down their forhead and the paranoid looking around tells you otherwise!
When you ask them if they have a significant other they kind of twitch and look a bit rabbit in the headlights or like you just shoved a rod up their backside. They then look upwards to the right and after hesitating for... ooo, a tell tale four hours, decide to say... "No, not with anyone right now gorgeous. How do you fancy coming back with me? :rascal: " Just as they try to do an emergency ring removal behind their back without you noticing. Slipping up while trying to hide it in their pocket and it clattering to the floor loudly.
When you meet on the vegetable aisle while sizing up the cucumbers ;) they decide to bite the bullet and let on, introducing you as someone who used to work in the same office to their wife/ husband. They ask how things are going and make small talk in an officey manner while trying to mentally compare themselves with the vegetable you have in your hand if male/wondering whether that vegie is for eating if female. Yet funnily enough a couple of days previous they were self proclaimed 'most deffinately very single' and begging for sex in the chat room/swinging club while saying they need to keep it very very discreet for ... er... personal reasons.
The final confirmation would be when their other half has lost them... probably because they decided the tent hiding was passe and took to hiding under the clothes rails instead... and goes to the support desk. The attendent announces over the loud speaker...
"Would Joe/Joanne "I'm a secret swinger" Bloggs please come to the desk where your other half is waiting. You have the car keys and you won't be able to get home to let the cat out and collect your four children. Please come to the customer support desk immediately."
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Quote by little gem
The meeting in Tesco Version...
"Would Joe/Joanne "I'm a secret swinger" Bloggs please come to the desk where your other half is waiting. You have the car keys and you won't be able to get home to let the cat out and collect your four children. Please come to the customer support desk immediately."
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You're funny!
Have you ever considered writing comedy (apologies if you are already a time-served leading comedy writer.)Lonni xxx
Sex God
from my own experience,
go to meet them, get in the car to find a baby car seat, and a womans bag on the back seat.
was his sister and her child!
chat to them on the phone one evening, here a childs voice in the back ground then the phone goes dead.
they call back 15 mns later and it was the batery on the phone gone dead, when asked about the childs voice, it was a loud bit on the tv :roll:
the bestone, they open their wallet to pull a condom out, and a pic of them and their wife/gf falls out! was just a mate :roll:
you get abusive phone calls from a woman asking why she has found your number multiple times on her husbands mobile phone bill, weird ex gf broke into his house and had stole his mobile! :roll:
do i need to carry on??
:lol:
go to meet them, get in the car to find a baby car seat, and a womans bag on the back seat.
was his sister and her child!
chat to them on the phone one evening, here a childs voice in the back ground then the phone goes dead.
they call back 15 mns later and it was the batery on the phone gone dead, when asked about the childs voice, it was a loud bit on the tv :roll:
the bestone, they open their wallet to pull a condom out, and a pic of them and their wife/gf falls out! was just a mate :roll:
you get abusive phone calls from a woman asking why she has found your number multiple times on her husbands mobile phone bill, weird ex gf broke into his house and had stole his mobile! :roll:
do i need to carry on??
:lol: 
