Open minded single male looking for exceptional women and couples.

And what makes you exceptional? It is not so much about looks and age but how you make me feel. And not just how you make me feel at the very moment of ecstasy when you, I or both of us cum but also how you make me feel when we just hang out, chat, go for a drink or whatever. No strings attached doesn't mean no feelings or emotions attached. That is why I like to meet up before any shenanigans occur. Photos and videos are fine but I cannot tell what a woman smells like from a photo and I certainly can't tell what a woman's back, breast, belly and thigh will feel under my hand (certainly not with some of the photos on here!) And this applies to both or all parties.

So let's meet, chat and check out the chemistry first. That's not to say that there won't be occasions where the chemistry is so strong that clothes will be ripped off there and then. It has happened and will happen again.

And let's see some more humour in people's adverts. This is supposed to be fun isn't it? It isn't a matter of life and death (unless, of course, we on Swingas were the only ones left on the planet -what a truly terrifying thought!)

And finally a short word of encouragement for all the fellas on here. I have seen too many threads in the forum from men complaining about never getting any replies to their messages. Guys, you are outnumbered by the girls by nearly fifty to one! Have you ever seen the mailbox of any remotely interesting woman on here? It is a full time job just reading them let alone anything else. You have to make your ad stick out from the crowd! It may not be fair but that's how it is. As the lovely Lissa says "Every guy has a cock. To stand a chance you need more than just that!"

A one line "hey fancy a shag?" followed by any one of the hundreds of reasons why you can't post a pic of yourself (the dog ate my camera- believe me I've seen them all!) will just not cut it.

The women on here are much smarter than that! And more importantly the women on here deserve much more respect than that.

Anyway, enough of me waffling on. Anyone fancy a shag?

Lonni x

(Face pic on application)