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HELLO TALLGUY USA!! (sorry to shout but it is a hell of a way to project ones voice) :shock:
Welcome aboard; have fun.
(Sarge and I will be in touch shortly to organise the'vetting' trip. What's that? Oh, nothing to worry about, just normal procedure with overseas visitors. Just send us the airline tickets, book the hotels, and we should have done all the necessary background checks within the month).
Artificer
Village Idiot.
Welcome aboard; have fun.
(Sarge and I will be in touch shortly to organise the'vetting' trip. What's that? Oh, nothing to worry about, just normal procedure with overseas visitors. Just send us the airline tickets, book the hotels, and we should have done all the necessary background checks within the month).
Artificer
Village Idiot.
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(sorry to shout but it is a hell of a way to project ones voice)
Excuse Arti - he's having a bilingual moment. Thinks that just because he put 'a 'hell' of a way' he's talking American
.... Kind of ruined the moment by then breaking back into English with 'ones voice' :roll: Sorry Arti lol, couldn't resist
Sex God
Oh good grief, we have gone transatlantic!!! :shock:
Hi there Tallguy
,
Or should that be 'howdy'! I know, I know - corny and predictable but just trying to make you feel welcome.
Do come in my dear chap! Sit down and make yourself at home. What can I get you? Pink gin? Would that be pink in or out? Or a pint of that nice, flat, unchilled beer of which we are so fond. Gadzooks lad, dashed good to see you! Look forward to reading your posts old boy!!
(Dammit - why do I have to be so ULTRA English when I talk to Americans!!!
)
I am sorry I will try harder to be normal!
Toodle pip! (oh bugger!)
Hi there Tallguy
,Or should that be 'howdy'! I know, I know - corny and predictable but just trying to make you feel welcome.
Do come in my dear chap! Sit down and make yourself at home. What can I get you? Pink gin? Would that be pink in or out? Or a pint of that nice, flat, unchilled beer of which we are so fond. Gadzooks lad, dashed good to see you! Look forward to reading your posts old boy!!
(Dammit - why do I have to be so ULTRA English when I talk to Americans!!!
)I am sorry I will try harder to be normal!
Toodle pip! (oh bugger!)
Quote by MISSCHIEF
(sorry to shout but it is a hell of a way to project ones voice)
Excuse Arti - he's having a bi-lingual moment. Thinks that just because he put 'a 'hell' of a way' he's talking American
.... Kind of ruined the moment by then breaking back into English with 'ones voice' :roll: Sorry Arti lol, couldn't resist
Well spotted Misschief
...just trying to make Tall guy feel at home. I once asked for a 'bi-lingual' moment with a Canadian friend. She misheard and dug me in the slats Anyway, he said he liked English accents: I thought I'd give him a dose of Salopian dialect but then remembered the 'special relationship' between our proud nations. Wouldn't want him to think we were a bunch of gibbering idiots now, would we? 
Oh for crying out loud!!! :doh:
And I also apologise for Wills effort of the American language!!
Sorry about this TallGuy , please give em some credit for effort tho!
Ok gonna put a plea out now .....
Please, is there anyone out there who can talk proper foreign, we need your help in the welcome committee
And I also apologise for Wills effort of the American language!!
Sorry about this TallGuy
, please give em some credit for effort tho! Ok gonna put a plea out now .....
Please, is there anyone out there who can talk proper foreign, we need your help in the welcome committee
Hi There Tall Guy.....welcome aboard....
And Misschief, the only foreign words I speak are 'Tu Madre Puta' which I don't think would be a great way to welcome Tall Guy considering it means 'Your Mother is a slut' in Spanish.....
Just to clarify...I would NEVER use those words to anyone!!! Well, unless they really really deserved it, or unless their mother really WAS a slut..... :twisted:
And Misschief, the only foreign words I speak are 'Tu Madre Puta' which I don't think would be a great way to welcome Tall Guy considering it means 'Your Mother is a slut' in Spanish.....
Just to clarify...I would NEVER use those words to anyone!!! Well, unless they really really deserved it, or unless their mother really WAS a slut..... :twisted:
Sex God
Howdy Y'all
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But i thank you all for having invite me in...Just looking for some fun and friendship you know?...And yes i do have a country accentI'm from Kentucky where the horses race
Kentucky.....? Hmmmmmm....... Why does that ring a bell with me......?
{lifts glass to mouth and savours taste}
Ah ! That'll be the "Early Times" I'm drinking then 8)
Always been a fan of Kentucky Straight Bourbon where most seem to go for the Tennessee - Early Times, Makers Mark and Rebel Yell have got me into trouble more times than I care to mention !! :twisted:
For that and your polite and friendly entrance I'll raise this next sip to you !
Welcome !
Carpathian
*ManAlive looks strained, he sweats and frowns, holding his hand to his temple as he digs deep into his psychic powers*
"Let me see - the person who kicked this thread off ... is ... not short or vertically challenged ... ahh ... yes ... they are male ... umm ... oh yes, it's coming through now ... they are from the North American continent, but not from Canada."
wild applause breaks out.
:welcome:
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"Let me see - the person who kicked this thread off ... is ... not short or vertically challenged ... ahh ... yes ... they are male ... umm ... oh yes, it's coming through now ... they are from the North American continent, but not from Canada."
wild applause breaks out.
:welcome:
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Hiya Tallguy, I notice that you and Kit already have a blossoming relationship! It didn't take you long to find the PM's did it! :lol:
Welcome to the forum.
For some reason I thought Fort Knox was in Kentucky, so I did a search on AOL for it. I got a message up saying "This area is not accesible" :lol: :lol: Someone at AOL with a sense of humour? shurely not!
lhk
Kat
:lol: Welcome to the forum.
For some reason I thought Fort Knox was in Kentucky, so I did a search on AOL for it. I got a message up saying "This area is not accesible" :lol: :lol: Someone at AOL with a sense of humour? shurely not!
lhk
Kat
Hello Tallguy and welcome to SH!
I see you have met my esteemed other half and several of our wonderful regulars. Don't worry, they are all harmless; just getting a little over-excited with the thought of translatlantic swinging - purely in the interests of cementing international alliances and furthering Anglo-American relations of course.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
I see you have met my esteemed other half and several of our wonderful regulars. Don't worry, they are all harmless; just getting a little over-excited with the thought of translatlantic swinging - purely in the interests of cementing international alliances and furthering Anglo-American relations of course.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
cor blimey guv, strike a light.. look what we av ere... we got r selves a regular septic geezer come a visitin and make no mistake...
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Howdy ya'll, well I'll be dog gone if we aint got ourselves a rootin tootin stranger in these here parts. Howdy fella...
I think that's how one speaks when dealing with a person from one of Her Majesty's former colonies don't you know... toodle pip old boy
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Howdy ya'll, well I'll be dog gone if we aint got ourselves a rootin tootin stranger in these here parts. Howdy fella...
I think that's how one speaks when dealing with a person from one of Her Majesty's former colonies don't you know... toodle pip old boy
Sex God
It's moments like this that I wish I spoke Geordie.
Not even the Brits would understand it.
Not even the Brits would understand it.
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Not even the Brits would understand it.
Can I venture to suggest that the colonies are returning to the fold of the dear old British Empire as now represented by Swinging Heaven? First Australia, then Canada (okay, not the French half) and now America.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves, Britons never, never, never will be sex slaves... or words to that effect I believe!
Sappho xxx
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Howdy ya'll, well I'll be dog gone if we aint got ourselves a rootin tootin stranger in these here parts. Howdy fella...
Nearly six thousand members and this is the best 'foreign' we can come up with!!!!! :doh:
Quote by CumDancing
cor blimey guv, strike a light.. look what we av ere... we got r selves a regular septic geezer come a visitin and make no mistake...
CD, you've been watching Oliver Twist again haven't you!
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