Having endured another film of Mr Brosnan and his macho pouting...you just know he's got the smallest penis in the world..am I alone in thinking he just doesnt do the Bond thing hard nosed justice??
Now Connery..you just know he had a 10 inch chopper lol!!
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I bet Pierce Brosnan has got a titchy willy!
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I disagree, i think he is a great bond. However I must admit i was dissapointed when eddie izzard didnt land the role, that would have been a hoot!
..I heard Julian Clary and Graham Norton were in the frame too...at least all of them would have done it with a 'twinkle' in their eye!!
I think Pierce made a great Bond....Goldeneye being his Connery doesn't even come in my top three...nothing personal just i prefer Roger Moore because .....i grew up watching him....Moonraker being the first,and Timothy Dalton being the next because he put a bit more of an edge with his Bond.....Everyone has there Favs....
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I reckon Jimmy Nail should be the next Bond.
"Alreet pet, sod ya poncy vodka martinis, gan 'n get us a bottle of broon."
I'd pay to see that.
Ya is the wrong word - a geordie would more say yu - slight difference but hey for accuracy purposes!
The sad thing is, I actually speak like that as well!!!!
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I think Pierce made a great Bond....Goldeneye being his Connery doesn't even come in my top three...nothing personal just i prefer Roger Moore because .....i grew up watching him....Moonraker being the first,and Timothy Dalton being the next because he put a bit more of an edge with his Bond.....Everyone has there Favs....
daft enough, my fave Bond only played the role the one time, Mt George Lazenby played Bond in On Her majesties secret Service, the only film where he fell in love, ammried the girl and watched her die after Blofeld (telly savalas) riddled her with a schmeisher sub machine gun
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Well, I would shag him anyway. :P
I bet he would make a great Tranny too.
Judy
I think he's already in drag
The next Bond should be played by . Good for three reasons. 1, panders to the political correctness zealots who are outraged that Bond has never been played by a black actor. 2. panders to the people who think that Bond is still far too sexist, and anyway, it's about time Bond was played by a woman. 3. American.
The only reasons I wouldn't suggest Halle Berry are; she's really far too cute, she's already played a part in a Bond film, and finally she's too young.
The only reasons I wouldn't suggest Halle Berry are; she's really far too cute, she's already played a part in a Bond film, and finally she's too young.
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Having endured another film of Mr Brosnan and his macho pouting...you just know he's got the smallest penis in the world..!
It's true!!
There is even a website dedicated to it:
hahahaha..I DON'T Believe IT!!
Thanks for that Sartois..someone, somewhere out there has as puerile a mind as mine
:lol: :lol: :lol: Dalton and Connery get my votes for top Bonds, it has something to do with a hard edge and the murder looked like murder. Now it's all spatter gun uzis (sp?) almost no body parts or blood.
There's a nice scene in Jamaica I think where Connery plugs an ex pat traitor in a bedroom after he's put 6 shots into a bolster, something like "That's your six now it's my turn", and bang he's dead. No posturing, just kill 'im - he's dead.
On the other hand that so unmemorable movie on the box the other night, whatever it was called, probably wasn't Brosnans fault. Just a silly script.
Purely as an aside, why do they always have to jump out of aircraft or off cliffs, I don't like heights, does my balls up something terrible. Have to look away.
There's a nice scene in Jamaica I think where Connery plugs an ex pat traitor in a bedroom after he's put 6 shots into a bolster, something like "That's your six now it's my turn", and bang he's dead. No posturing, just kill 'im - he's dead.
On the other hand that so unmemorable movie on the box the other night, whatever it was called, probably wasn't Brosnans fault. Just a silly script.
Purely as an aside, why do they always have to jump out of aircraft or off cliffs, I don't like heights, does my balls up something terrible. Have to look away.
