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Need to relax and refresh myself after the traumas behind...
Do you come here often! :doh: :doh:
Not often enough.
You dancing???? :doh: :doh: :doh:
All those curves and me with no brakes! :P
Good try MrFC...
Off to bed now -
x xx
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Good try MrFC...
Off to bed now -
x xx

'Lead on, MacDuff'
Artificer
(in premium word mode for once)
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Good try MrFC...
Off to bed now -
x xx

'Lead on, MacDuff'
Artificer
(in premium word mode for once)
Into the valley of death rode the 600???
You are always welcome Arty- may even throw Kate out of bed to let you in!!! No ferrets or Fly though.... lol :lol: :lol:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Walking down Madison eh??
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Good try MrFC...
Off to bed now -
x xx

'Lead on, MacDuff'
Artificer
(in premium word mode for once)
Into the valley of death rode the 600???
You are always welcome Arty- may even throw Kate out of bed to let you in!!! No ferrets or Fly though.... lol :lol: :lol:
'Their's not to make reply
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of death
Rode the six hundred.'
sleep well Jags
A wink
I'm sad to say I have lots more crap like that !
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Don't worry i'm back to work sad
........Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Oh Arti, whisper sweet nothings in my ear now Jags has gone to bed.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I' be walking through my garden forever
are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
If all else fails Jags,

OMG - I am so effin lazy rolleyes
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If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I' be walking through my garden forever
are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Who you talking to MrFC?? (Hope it's me!!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Well Ur..Of course smile
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........Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Oh Arti, whisper sweet nothings in my ear now Jags has gone to bed.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Well, here's one that I love Wilma:
'Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That hills and valleys,dale and field,
And all the craggy mountains yield.
There will we sit upon the rocks
And see the shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.
There will I make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroider'd all with leaves of myrtle.
alas, dear Wilma, I feel that as I must soon to my fetid pit retire, I must send these words of Marlowe to all the dear ladies of the Forum.
Goodnight
Sleep well
artificer xx wink
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Never before had she fully
Comprehended the futility
Or suddenness of the world.
Not until his final goodbye
.
alas poor Arti I knew him well........
Love
Wilma
x x x x
The simple words I love you have the power to set me free,but as poets wrote so long ago what will be will be. And as fate seems so against our love and fate we cannot change, I'll find another girl to love although it may seem strange.
Perhaps I'm being foolish I don't queit know for sure, you may still feel the love for me you may have felt before, but just incase you say goodbye, I'll put on a show so great.
But inside I'll hide the deep deep pain, because you I'll never hate!
The male species of this forum never cease to amaze me with their posts. You are all (well most) witty and poetic and if I close my eyes you all look like Richard Gere.
Wake Up Jags, you don't know what you are missing!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Typical! There is a poetry thread and I miss it! mad
Not to worry - I was otherwise engaged in a conversation which was pure poetry in itself redface
Nice to see the Charge of the Light Brigade in on a flirting thread. I would be happy to charge towards Wilma's cannon any time!! :happy:
Artificer - sorry to be picky, but I think you'll find it is "Lay on Macduff". Not your fault - "Lead on" is the usual (mis)quote. Rather like "All that glitters is not gold" when, in fact, it should be "glisters".
Dammit!! Which one of you pushed my 'pedant' button? Come on now! Own up! evil
Time to clear up the kitchen and head for bed I think.
'Night all!! wave
Hangs head and slopes off to bed realising that he has probably gone too far again!
I knew you would turn up at some point!!
Love and big hugs for the bard himself.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Typical! There is a poetry thread and I miss it! mad
Snip....
Artificer - sorry to be picky, but I think you'll find it is "Lay on Macduff". Not your fault - "Lead on" is the usual (mis)quote. Rather like "All that glitters is not gold" when, in fact, it should be "glisters".
Dammit!! Which one of you pushed my 'pedant' button? Come on now! Own up! evil
Time to clear up the kitchen and head for bed I think.
'Night all!! wave
Hangs head and slopes off to bed realising that he has probably gone too far again!

Will I knew that one from sunday school
Gman
worship for Sappho, cos she is worth it...
passionkiss for Wilma
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worship for Sappho, cos she is worth it...
Oh she is!! She certainly is! redface Off for a lie down in a darkened room and some pleasant dreams now. :twisted:
'night all (again!)
Id prefer somethink very simple, and honest and mostly, coming from the heart. I write poetry myself, so let me see if I can be poetic myself.....
"You captivate me with your very aura of being, when I see you, my soul itself lifts, if youd do me the pleasure of a kiss, I could retire to the wilds to be alone with my thoughts and memories of that one, perfect, moment" - Me...urh...Now!
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The male species of this forum never cease to amaze me with their posts. You are all (well most) witty and poetic and if I close my eyes you all look like Richard Gere.
Wake Up Jags, you don't know what you are missing!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

I just did and it's FAB! Sorry not to have been here to see it all unfold, c xx
Wima change, Think more... Danny Devito!!
OMG.... a poetic bobby..... a policemans lot is not a happy one..... unless he is on the tail of Wilma, that delicious cave dwelling redhead!!!
Gman
Yes, dont know what came over me! Hh, Hmmm... Right must return to the real world, now where did I put that truncheon!