I havent had sex...

26 Oct 2005

for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean' rolleyes

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

or Mr really really desperate lol

:lol: :lol:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

or Mr really really desperate lol

:lol: :lol:
its gettin that way ..trust me :sticky:

26 Oct 2005

did your women run off with the other woman? :lol2:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

or mr wayne kerr ...perhaps

26 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
did your women run off with the other woman? :lol2:

I wish she bloody would lol

.Nope,no luck in that department is me :giveup:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

offer the wife a shopping trip !! works everytime

26 Oct 2005

Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag lol

T-J

26 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag
T-J

its the cure for blow jobs as well supposedly

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

I think that's fantastic and most laudible, sir.
I wish I had the sort of self discipline and control that it must have taken for you to have remained celibate for such a protracted period. You must also have a great supply of pointy sticks with which you fend of the marauding hoardes.
Well done that man.
Chris

26 Oct 2005

Agree with marmalaid - a most commendable effort - do you do the same thing at this time every year!!! lol

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

May I be so bold as to ask you to read this thread >>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61205.html
prior to declaring your marital/non-marital status. It just may save you some agro lol

phredd

26 Oct 2005

Quote by TallSexyLondon
Agree with marmalaid - a most commendable effort - do you do the same thing at this time every year!!! lol

is this the period of sexual lent ?

26 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

I think that's fantastic and most laudible, sir.
I wish I had the sort of self discipline and control that it must have taken for you to have remained celibate for such a protracted period. You must also have a great supply of pointy sticks with which you fend of the marauding hoardes.
Well done that man.
Chris
i get the feeling that you are being sacastic :roll: carry on,i could do with a laugh :P

26 Oct 2005

Chris
i get the feeling that you are being sarcastic rolleyes

carry on,i could do with a laugh :P
never dear boy

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

May I be so bold as to ask you to read this thread >>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61205.html
prior to declaring your marital/non-marital status. It just may save you some agro lol

phredd
I've just read that thread,very interesting cool

I am actually married hence the lack of sex,although my wife does read what goes on in this forum she does'nt post.I would'nt dare participate in a site like this without her knowledge :taz:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

I think that's fantastic and most laudible, sir.
I wish I had the sort of self discipline and control that it must have taken for you to have remained celibate for such a protracted period. You must also have a great supply of pointy sticks with which you fend of the marauding hoardes.
Well done that man.
Chris
i get the feeling that you are being sacastic :roll: carry on,i could do with a laugh :P
Sarcastic? Me? I think not. This is was what I got at the hotel on my way to breakfast last weekend in Amsterdam.

Can you recommend a good pointy stick supplier?
Chris

26 Oct 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
3 years ........... 3 BASTARD YEARS !!!!! Now you've really cheered me up :cry: something to look forward to !?!?!

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
3 years ........... 3 BASTARD YEARS !!!!! Now you've really cheered me up :cry: something to look forward to !?!?!
mr filth if you continue down this path its only a matter of time

26 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
3 years ........... 3 BASTARD YEARS !!!!! Now you've really cheered me up :cry: something to look forward to !?!?!
mr filth if you continue down this path its only a matter of time
i have seen the future........
i'm doooooooooooooooooooooooomed banghead

26 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag
T-J

its the cure for blow jobs as well supposedly
:doh: Shit now you tell me :doh:
now more bj's for you Steve :evil2:

26 Oct 2005

whats a bj??

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
whats a bj??

Blueberry Juice :lol2:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
whats a bj??

A Banjo

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
whats a bj??

Blueberry Juice :lol2:
poor old steve..should never have mentioned it out loud

26 Oct 2005

blueberry juice,banjo ?somebody is telling me porkies....who is it ??????

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag
T-J

its the cure for blow jobs as well supposedly
:doh: Shit now you tell me :doh:
now more bj's for you Steve :evil2:
that normally only applies if the wife in question has eaten some of the wedding cake...

26 Oct 2005

Quote by teppic
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag
T-J

its the cure for blow jobs as well supposedly
:doh: Shit now you tell me :doh:
now more bj's for you Steve :evil2:
that normally only applies if the wife in question has eaten some of the wedding cake...
:doh:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag
T-J

Being single ain't as good, I was married for 12 years and hardly got any and now I am single, pretty much the same !!!