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I just can't possibly go to the Munch now......
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I know what it is,youve realised that i could actually be Chesney Hawkes and are afraid that you might faint at the sight of me at the munch
If you do look like Chesney then who does Clare look like
Dawn :silly:
Well ME of course,theres no one quite like me,where as Chesney on the other hand has millions of lookalikes :lol: :lol: :lol: Ten a penny :lol:
Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Awwwww Wilma ... awesome post ... honest I'm not laughing ....
ok ok I am .... 
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: funny as! can't wait to see you both this weekend, spotty bum or not. i have a coldsore you know? might have mentioned it?
:lol2:n x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
OK STOP!!
This is not about Chesney it's about me!!!
FFS - can't a girl get some attention around here.
Anyway, Jags has just called and I think she has helped, a little.
I'm now considering her advice and will get back to you all.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I said put a poultice on it NOT a leech!!
:lol: Wilmas grown another bum cheek????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Wilma!!!!!!!!!!! Oh you poor love :therethere: No it's not funny you're dead right. Now dont you fret ..... if your new bum cheek has now caused all your trousers to not fit, then you will just have to wear a v. full skirt :rotflmao:
Stand at such an angle that the extra bum doesn't get patted or pinched at the munch :shock: Like with that side of you towards the wall. Might mean you will have to do a whole circuit of the room to get to speak to someone who was stood just behind you, but you don't want to be in pain hunny :therethere:
Oh and I would avoid 'doggy style' for a while too ........ can already see the confusion on Freds face :undecided: as to 'where he should put it' when confronted with 3 bum cheeks :shock: You will then be subjected to having the tune 'dip dip you are not it' serenaded to your bottom.
Mind you, could always get into the halloween spirit for the munch by painting a face on it? Just a thought
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh Wilma!!!!!!!!!!! Oh you poor love :therethere: No it's not funny you're dead right. Now dont you fret ..... if your new bum cheek has now caused all your trousers to not fit, then you will just have to wear a v. full skirt :rotflmao:
Stand at such an angle that the extra bum doesn't get patted or pinched at the munch :shock: Like with that side of you towards the wall. Might mean you will have to do a whole circuit of the room to get to speak to someone who was stood just behind you, but you don't want to be in pain hunny :therethere:
Oh and I would avoid 'doggy style' for a while too ........ can already see the confusion on Freds face :undecided: as to 'where he should put it' when confronted with 3 bum cheeks :shock: You will then be subjected to having the tune 'dip dip you are not it' serenaded to your bottom.
Mind you, could always get into the halloween spirit for the munch by painting a face on it? Just a thought
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
FFS get the TCP quick - it's the only way that you've got a chance to get the crater to shrink to a reasonable size by the sound of it.
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wilmas grown another bum cheek????
Oh Wilma!!!!!!!!!!! Oh you poor love :therethere: No it's not funny you're dead right. Now dont you fret ..... if your new bum cheek has now caused all your trousers to not fit, then you will just have to wear a v. full skirt :rotflmao:
Stand at such an angle that the extra bum doesn't get patted or pinched at the munch :shock: Like with that side of you towards the wall. Might mean you will have to do a whole circuit of the room to get to speak to someone who was stood just behind you, but you don't want to be in pain hunny :therethere:
Oh and I would avoid 'doggy style' for a while too ........ can already see the confusion on Freds face :undecided: as to 'where he should put it' when confronted with 3 bum cheeks :shock: You will then be subjected to having the tune 'dip dip you are not it' serenaded to your bottom.
Mind you, could always get into the halloween spirit for the munch by painting a face on it? Just a thought
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I will heed your advice....if and when I need it..............
uch: Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wilmas grown another bum cheek????
Oh and I would avoid 'doggy style' for a while too ........ can already see the confusion on Freds face :undecided: as to 'where he should put it' when confronted with 3 bum cheeks :shock: You will then be subjected to having the tune 'dip dip you are not it' serenaded to your bottom.
Mind you, could always get into the halloween spirit for the munch by painting a face on it? Just a thought
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've just ruptured something laughing at this ... Misschief you are such a star LMAO.
Orgasminator
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Wilma you do realise that we all NEED to see this spot Saturday night now
Fred will be arranging an orderly queue while everyone waits their turn
Dawn :silly:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
missy! 
after your previous problems growing an extra nose, i'm quite sure wilma was expecting tea and sympathy! and possibly biscuits too!
bad misschief!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
now wilma you just ignore that misschief! i think a third bum cheek is a wonderful idea. i mean you can never have too much bum under your delicate feather like touch can you? eh? wink wink? lightly stroking yer third bum cheek, wondering why yer fingers are burning? you know!
n x x x x :P
after your previous problems growing an extra nose, i'm quite sure wilma was expecting tea and sympathy! and possibly biscuits too!
bad misschief!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: now wilma you just ignore that misschief! i think a third bum cheek is a wonderful idea. i mean you can never have too much bum under your delicate feather like touch can you? eh? wink wink? lightly stroking yer third bum cheek, wondering why yer fingers are burning? you know!
n x x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
I've been weeping for half an hour.
Wilma
x x x x
It's probably thrush.
Steve
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by WilmaFlintstone
It's so much worrse than that. I can't sit down, I just keep pacing the floor.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Heamaroids?
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
:doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe you should paint a face on it and then we can see who gets drunk enough to try and snog it at the Munch. Lets just hope it doesn't pick that particular moment to pop. :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
If you do look like Chesney then who does Clare look like
Dawn :silly:
A couple of oranges apparently :dunno: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
It's shrunk to just a little red blemish!! So my bum is not on show to all you munchers, unless you ask nicely
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ah but it's still got time to get green and infected
:lol: :lol: I'll kiss it better for you, or get Timmy too, if it looks nasty. :P
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
It's shrunk to just a little red blemish!! So my bum is not on show to all you munchers, unless you ask nicely
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ah but it's still got time to get green and infected
:lol: :lol: I'll kiss it better for you, or get Timmy too, if it looks nasty. :P
Jas
XXX
:bounce: Jas & Timmy are gonna :kissmyarse: :bounce:
YIPEEEEEEE
Love
Wilma
x x x x
