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Well, I've just had my first ever attempt at making vodka jelly............................................
and...........................................................
IT'S FERKIN ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used 1/2 pint of boiling water n 1/4 pint of vodka n it's set really well!!!
Sooooooooooooo...................if I start talking more s***e than usual as the evening progresses, you'll know why :giggle: :beer: :crazy: drinkies
Jellies
1. Strawberry Vodka jelly - jelly crystals, 1/2 pint boiling water, 1/4 pint Vodka. Works really well and goes down even better!!!
2. I've made blackcurrant, raspberry and lime vodka jellies, each with about a quarter of a pint of boiling water and half a pint of vodka. They were quite strong. (supplied by Mrs FB)
3. oh and the best way to make vodka jelly is the use the mix as you posted (that's number 1 on this list lol) but add half a carton of fresh apple juice, takes the initial wallop off it. Hope that helps. (thanx teachme kiss)
The following jellies were made with jelly crystals, 1/2 pint of boiling water then served into small glasses as follows.....1 shot glass of alcohol and 1 shot glass of jelly...........
a. Blackcurrant jelly and malibu - I know it sounds like a strsange combo but it really is quite nice.............................more!!!
b. Orange jelly and gin - I knew this was a bad idea as I don't like gin rolleyes ............gip!!
c. Lemon & lime jelly and amaretto - I didn't know how the amaretto would work but it's quite nice with the lemon and lime..............................more biggrin
d. Blackcurrant jelly and amaretto - RD said it would have been better with 1/4 amaretto n 3/4 jelly but nice all the same..............................more!!!
e. Jelly and vodka - OK, we all know this combo works, it's just a case of which flavour you prefer!! lol
f. Orange jelly and malibu - well I love malibu and like orange but the jury's still out on the two together (although the jelly has almost gone confused )....................more!!
g. Orange and amaretto - again, I'm undecided on this one. Perhaps a little less amaretto and it would be gorgeous..............................????......................ok, I've tried it again and it's definitely..............................MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
h. Lemon and lime jelly and malibu - definitely an 'interesting combi..............but definitely..................MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i. Orange jelly and bacardi - eeewwwww!!! This one is definitely NOT for me..........gip!!!!
j. Lemon and kime jelly and bacardi - eeeeewwwww to this one too - must be the bacardi - not a huge fan of bacardi tho so........................gip!
k. Lemon and lime jelly and gin - hmmmm, well I don't really like gin but as I'm far from a 'no' person, I thought I'd try it and......................well, it's neither a gip nor a more...I'll leave this one for you to try yourselves lol
Cocktails
1. Godfather - equal amounts of JD and Amaretto with coke as desired hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
2. Blackjack - equal amounts of JD and black sambuka with coke as desired - be careful with this one!
3. Black Russian - 1 shot vodka, 1 shot tia maria, coke - this one's very nice smile
4. Chi Chi - Vokda, coconut cream and pineapple juice. (courtesy of Sassy-seren kiss)
5. Pour a bottle of malibu into a ice bucket add 4 litres of milk add ice
stir and drink well yummy (cheers vodka_babe22uk)
Shooters
1. Slippery nipple - 1/2 shot white sambuka, 1/2 shot Baileys - down in 1!!!!!!!!!!
CA x
You can only make vodka jelly if you are having a party. :P
SH rule section 2 sub section a1c appendix 2, now you have read that, havent you???
So I take it the party is at yours :P
Oop - looks like I've been bad again :shock: Does that mean more punishment??? :twisted:
Yep - door's open - you might find me flat on my back but I'll be here :giggle:
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
Yep - door's open - you might find me flat on my back but I'll be here :giggle:
CA x

In that case, can I come too, please? :twisted:
Quote by CarrieAnn
Yep - door's open - you might find me flat on my back but I'll be here :giggle:
CA x

sounds like a damn fine party wink
Quote by Sarah
You can only make vodka jelly if you are having a party. :P
SH rule section 2 sub section a1c appendix 2, now you have read that, havent you???
So I take it the party is at yours :P

:jagsatwork: Sarah is right, vodka jelly is only for consumption with others in a party-type atmosphere
will it keep til next week when I'm better? :cry:
As I say, the door is open - alternatively you can sit back n pysl at my tying as it gets increasingly atrocious over the coming hours lol
Darkfire - you've gotta be kiddin honey - this is going down a treat but I'll make some more for ya xxx Any particular flavour???
CA x
I was supposed to be out tonight but have piled weight on since stopping smoking sad so am feeling a little self concious. Therefore, I am staying in and need something, apart from the jelly, to occupy me.
Suggestions please.........................:giggle:
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
I was supposed to be out tonight but have piled weight on since stopping smoking sad so am feeling a little self concious. Therefore, I am staying in and need something, apart from the jelly, to occupy me.
Suggestions please.........................:giggle:
CA x

Get in the bath with your Rubber Duck?
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The duck has jumped in the river and is swimming to town!!! I like ya thinking tho!! :twisted:
Any more ideas?
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The duck has jumped in the river and is swimming to town!!! I like ya thinking tho!! :twisted:
Any more ideas?
CA x

Could have come to see you if you'd said earlier - Mr FB is out in Sheffield too!
Oh bugger!!!!! And they accuse women of constantly gassing!!! If that were true then we'd have managed to arrange that lol
Okies - I'm starting to ramble now :giggle:
Is there some kind of chemical reaction with the vodka and jelly as I can usually hold my drink reasonably well?!?!?!?!?!?!?
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
. . . . . . as I can usually hold my drink reasonably well?!?!?!?!?!?!?
CA x

So . . . . . . . just how do you hold your liquer ??
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. . . . . . as I can usually hold my drink reasonably well?!?!?!?!?!?!?
CA x

So . . . . . . . just how do you hold your liquer ??
Only you........................................
Usually by his/her ears lol lol lol
CA x
. . . . . BoomBoom
Bless you sweetie kiss
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . BoomBoom
Bless you sweetie kiss

Right back at ya!!
CA x
Wait till gran comes around at crimbo demanding jelly and custard !!!! " More tea and jelly Vicar" ---------------- lol :evil2:
Quote by CarrieAnn
. . . . . BoomBoom
Bless you sweetie kiss

Right back at ya!!
CA x
You 'avin a drinkup, Matey ??
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" More tea and jelly Vicar" ---------------- lol :evil2:


No thank you.
It makes me fart.
Oh yes indeedy - and just think, the kids will sleep like logs too.......................anyone need a babysitter??? :giggle:
CA x
Can I have blackcurrent vodka jelly please?, no custard.
lol
Quote by CarrieAnn
. . . . . . - and just think, the kids will sleep like logs too....................... :giggle:
CA x

:shock:
Actually, I slept like a baby the other night.
I woke up every two hours wanting a raspberry ripple in my mouth :grin:
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . - and just think, the kids will sleep like logs too....................... :giggle:
CA x

:shock:
Actually, I slept like a baby the other night.
I woke up every two hours wanting a raspberry ripple in my mouth :grin:
Ah but did you need 'changing'?????
:giggle:
CA x
Quote by Sarah
Can I have blackcurrent vodka jelly please?, no custard.
lol

You certainly can honey!!! In fact, if I manage to get on the list for Notts Munch, I'll make a load if you like???? If not, I'm sure I'll be able to arrange some sort of social -any excuse :giggle:
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
Ah but did you need 'changing'?????
:giggle:
CA x

Oiiiii ! ! ! ! !
I haven't soiled myself for . . . . . oooooh . . . . . . . a good while
redface
Ooh dear me. The guys have just popped back in to bring the car back and book a cab so I've had to stand up confused or try to at least lol
This is great - I feel quite pi**ed, can't stop laughing.................and all thanks to jelly!!!! lol
CA x
Well I'm still awake, the guys are still in town and my toys are out!!!!!!! As I say, my door is open!!!!!!!
Thanks for the tip - I'll be trying again tomorrow!!
CA x
Quote by Freckledbird
I was supposed to be out tonight but have piled weight on since stopping smoking sad so am feeling a little self concious. Therefore, I am staying in and need something, apart from the jelly, to occupy me.
Suggestions please.........................:giggle:
CA x

Get in the bath with your Rubber Duck?
me?
ok ok ................. now after all that jelly, wtf did i leave me coat rolleyes
Vodka jelly eh? Any flavour works better?
Sassy adds voddie to the shopping list for the Pussy Posse :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . BoomBoom
Bless you sweetie kiss

Right back at ya!!
CA x
You 'avin a drinkup, Matey ??
It was called 'minesweeping' in my day lol