I never thought I would hear it!

15 Jul 2005

Yes it was my fault, I lied to you and I am considering reseigning
Tony Blair
Or how about?
Yes, I had a clear view and saw the incident, it was definately their penalty
Arsene Wenger
You get the idea...........

15 Jul 2005

What about:
'The other team played well and we deseved to lose',
Alex Ferguson

15 Jul 2005

Boo Hoo, Meow
Happy Cats

15 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Boo Hoo, Meow
Happy Cats

DRINK!
No thanks old chap
Father Jack

15 Jul 2005

I think the crazy frog song is an outstanding piece of music
said by anyone with musical taste!!!!

15 Jul 2005

I can trace my family back to my grandad
An Australian

15 Jul 2005

I admit it....I'm a shit singer and i have managed to fool everyone
Britney Spears

15 Jul 2005

For my next car, I really fancy a mini
John Prescott

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Boo Hoo, Meow
Happy Cats

DRINK!
No thanks old chap
Father Jack
too true lol

(scuttles off to fridge for.....)

Mmmmmm,Thats better
only Feck, Arse, Girlz to sort & thats a good nite in :cheers:

15 Jul 2005

Your willy is just too small
Mrs Happy Cats

15 Jul 2005

Just get me the cheap trainers dad

15 Jul 2005

no i won't hijack my own thread in a desparate attempt to keep it at the top of the list
happy cat's lol

15 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
no i won't hijack my own thread in a desparate attempt to keep it at the top of the list
happy cat's

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bastard!

15 Jul 2005

but it works, now all you need is some other 'billy no mates in on a friday night' to keep replying and you're sorted :thumbup: that might be the tricky bit though

15 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
but it works, now all you need is some other 'billy no mates in on a friday night' to keep replying and you're sorted :thumbup: that might be the tricky bit though

Its really slow and crap tonight - I'm about to give it up!

15 Jul 2005

boo, that means im gonna be all on my own :upset:

15 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
but it works, now all you need is some other 'billy no mates in on a friday night' to keep replying and you're sorted :thumbup: that might be the tricky bit though

Sorry did someone call me!

15 Jul 2005

ahhh, the mighty smokerjim. happy cats is thinking of bailing out, under the delusion he's go a life outside of SH. rotflmao

15 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
ahhh, the mighty smokerjim. happy cats is thinking of bailing out, under the delusion he's go a life outside of SH.

I could ave gone out tonight - but after a monster plate of plaice and chips, I figured on saving beer money for next week ( Rio's ), talking of which.....
" Sure love, I can't be bothered with spending all night on the Forum....let's get down the pub, and have a life!"
smokerjim

15 Jul 2005

Allah be praised!
George W Bush

15 Jul 2005

"Put the kettle on." George Best

15 Jul 2005

Here to discuss this week's activity in Parliament is Graham Norton...
Jeremy Paxman

15 Jul 2005

my wife? she's the sexy blonde
Prince charles

15 Jul 2005

" George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, in you have scored 29 points and no passes, a Mastermind record!"
Magnus Magnesson / John Humphrys

15 Jul 2005

salad please
john prescott

15 Jul 2005

'Scuse me mate, hope you don't mind, but I don't feel like talking anyone today - I'm sick of the sound of me own voice."
London black cabbie

15 Jul 2005

Yeah go on then, you were only a couple of minutes over
A traffic warden

15 Jul 2005

"The food is shit - christ knows why people buy it, let alone eat"
Ronald McDonald

15 Jul 2005

Actually, it's NOT all about me
Venus :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

15 Jul 2005

You're right, your bum does look big in that
Any man who values his testicles