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Was awoken at 7:30 this morning not by the alarm clock, but by the most painful type of cramp I've ever experienced in my life that quite literally made me cry out with pain. After 10 minutes of massaging my calf to try and cure it (I could even feel the tension in my muscles) I decided to head for the pain killers got out of bed put one foot on the first step to go down stairs and my right foot with no resistance turned in on it's self and I went arse over tit down the full flight, now those that don't know my stairs and quite frankly nearly non of you do let me tell you they are steep well that’s an under statement they are 1 degree away from being a set of ladders and without a banister they are a sod to negotiate after a drink or 3 confused
Anyhow I tumble to the bottom try and stand up and again fall over, WTF is going on thinks I :shock: 20 mins later after being up and about for a bit I can just about hobble around with the aid of my great granddads walking stick that sits in the hall. I was due to go to the doctors this week anyhow so I make my way down this morning to see him.
What’s the problem Mr Sheddy ask's he!!! I've forgotten how to fookin walk I tell him and go on to explain these mornings events. After getting me to walk around his room for a short while he asks if I still drive for a living. No is my reply.................... Strange you have all the symptoms of being in a cramped space for long periods :? and goes on to explain that my muscles that control my right foot are not as they should be due to being in an unusual position for so long :? My mind flashes back to my cramped PC desk with leads books and paper work crammed in to the space where my feet should go and the fact that I was in chat until dumbass o'clock this morning.
Anyhow to stop me blabbing on longer rolleyes he showed me how to massage my own foot back in to it's natural position (strangely something I had to do on my newborn daughter many years ago due to her being cramped in the womb) and told me I need more exorcise, i.e.: walking or running :shock:
I'm a bit better now have struggled through work but it's still not right by any means and come to think of it I have started limping a tad of late but I just put it down to getting older, crap knee's and plenty of knocks and bumps in my youth but evidently not.
Just thought I'd share it with you all as a warning that you need plenty of foot room and to change positions regally :shock: ............................................ if you use your PC for as many hours as me :?
Now if anyone wants me I'll be in a hot bath trying to teach my foot to work again sad
Quote by sheddy
to change positions regally

Is that what the Queen has to do too?
Very wise words the other downside to being at a pc for long times with out moving your legs is the risk of DVT
Dr Jags could always enforce a period of abstinence on you if required. Just say the word!!
:happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags
Dr Jags could always enforce a period of abstinence on you if required. Just say the word!!
:happy: :happy:

I did think about it and you very nearly had a pm biggrin but it's not just SH I use I do a lot of work online and I'd still be sat here but with none of you to keep me company :cry:
In response to felix I had thought of DVT before and did so when I was a driver but I never even considered fookin the muscles in my leg :shock:
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:
Quote by Jags
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:

redface sorry next time I fall down stairs and want banning I'll RING YOU wink kiss
Quote by Jags
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????
Quote by sheddy
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:

redface sorry next time I fall down stairs and want banning I'll RING YOU wink kiss
lol
*Get's out old nurses uniform... mmmmmmmm... bit tight round the edges but it'll do*
Quote by Feklar
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????
Maybe... a definite maybe!! West Yorkshire's not too far away, mind you I thought Scotch Corner was Durham the other day when I rang the Old Bill. redface surprisedops:
kiss
Quote by Jags
*Get's out old nurses uniform... mmmmmmmm... bit tight round the edges but it'll do*

wanna borrow one of mine hunni? wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren

*Get's out old nurses uniform... mmmmmmmm... bit tight round the edges but it'll do*

wanna borrow one of mine hunni? wink
Very kind of you, but I doubt even that will fit! Ever heard of 'reversibility'?? I'm the perfect example.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by Jags

*Get's out old nurses uniform... mmmmmmmm... bit tight round the edges but it'll do*

wanna borrow one of mine hunni? wink
Very kind of you, but I doubt even that will fit! Ever heard of 'reversibility'?? I'm the perfect example.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
wanna bet? My arse is spreading as we speak confused
Quote by Jags

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????

Maybe... a definite maybe!! West Yorkshire's not too far away, mind you I thought Scotch Corner was Durham the other day when I rang the Old Bill. redface surprisedops:
kiss
we might hold you to the definite part... maybe lol
anytime you want to flirt jags... you know where my pm box is....
Quote by Feklar

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????

Maybe... a definite maybe!! West Yorkshire's not too far away, mind you I thought Scotch Corner was Durham the other day when I rang the Old Bill. redface surprisedops:
kiss
we might hold you to the definite part... maybe lol
anytime you want to flirt jags... you know where my pm box is....
Flirting thread ready.. PM box WIDE open... mind wide open too!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/80881.html?highlight=
:lol:
Quote by Feklar
we might hold you to the definite part... maybe lol
anytime you want to flirt jags... you know where my pm box is....

you are SUCH a tart ! :giggle:
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wanna bet? My arse is spreading as we speak confused

hmmm wouldn't mind doing some of the spreading myself....
Quote by Sassy-Seren

*Get's out old nurses uniform... mmmmmmmm... bit tight round the edges but it'll do*

wanna borrow one of mine hunni? wink
Very kind of you, but I doubt even that will fit! Ever heard of 'reversibility'?? I'm the perfect example.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
wanna bet? My arse is spreading as we speak confused
I can see it happen to me every single day.. :cry: :cry: :cry: Need some action to work it off.
:P
Hi Sheddy et al
This is my first post so I apoligise in advance for my spelling/ettiqute errors.
I have read many of your posts and have found them to be informative and funny so thought in this case I may be able to offer some advice.
As a H&S specailist (thats either a danger expert or safety annorak!) I aggre with what your doctor has said about changing posture on a regular basis. You should also consider the postion of your chair and PC as this can effect your circulation as well espcially if the seat is too high which can cause excssivve pressure on the legs.
You may want to have a which has useful digrams and aniamations regarding workstation set-up.
If I can be of any futher help please let me know.
Brgds Rod
Quote by Rod5210
Hi Sheddy et al
This is my first post so I apoligise in advance for my spelling/ettiqute errors.
I have read many of your posts and have found them to be informative and funny so thought in this case I may be able to offer some advice.
As a H&S specailist (thats either a danger expert or safety annorak!) I aggre with what your doctor has said about changing posture on a regular basis. You should also consider the postion of your chair and PC as this can effect your circulation as well espcially if the seat is too high which can cause excssivve pressure on the legs.
You may want to have a which has useful digrams and aniamations regarding workstation set-up.
If I can be of any futher help please let me know.
Brgds Rod

Welcome Rod... hope you enjoy the forums. Serious posts are welcome!
:P
Quote by Jags
. Serious posts are welcome!
:P

yeah right rotflmao
Hi Rod wave welcome to the Cafe. Pull up a straight jacket and make yourself at home
Jags/Sassy-Seren
Thanks for the warm welcome lol me thinks this might become addictive!
Ill stick the striaght jacket next to my yellow anorak - the ultimate turn on!
Ohh a safety bloke with a sense of humour - now theres a first!
Quote by Rod5210
Thanks for the warm welcome lol me thinks this might become addictive!

Welcome Rob, nice first post but as for this place being adictive, Im think it might be worth having a look at the link you sent to Sheddy! A few days on this place, and you will know what he is going through!
Anyway dont worry about Sheddy, he is nothing but a drama queen :giggle:
I always change positions regularly - it keeps sex interesting!
Seriously though Sheddy - thanks! kiss