Hello!
Well after watching the forums for a month or two and posting on the Meet Me Tonight board, I think the time has come for me to properly throw my hat into the ring and start joining in the conversations on this board!
As you can probably guess from my name, I'm a single male but hopefully I'll avoid living up to the stereotype that we seem to have. I really am quite friendly and have had a fair smattering of swinging fun - including running the fantastic but shortlived Derby Gangbang Group which I'll tell you all about one day when it's slow on here.
Well that's it really. Just thought I'd formally introduce myself. You seem like a friendly bunch and I'm sure you'll all make me feel welcome - it's not easy being new!
Paul x
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Hi 
Tell us about the Derby Gang Bang group sooner rather than later, won't you 8) 8) 8)
Tell us about the Derby Gang Bang group sooner rather than later, won't you 8) 8) 8)
Aaah, the Derby Gangbang. Well I'm sure I wasn't the first to have the idea and I'm sure I won't be the last. The concept was basically to form a small base of around 10 guys living close to Derby who could be asked to come and give couples and females a good ol' fashioned gangbang. Basically, I'd select the reliable guys, check their commitment, do all the organisational legwork and the only thing the couple would have to worry about is coming to meet us.
It was all well and good in theory but the truth of the matter is that after spending ages organising the group and getting plenty of enquiries from interested couples, I was continually let down by unreliable, gutless, single males. Grrr!
They'd all talk the talk, claim to have all this experience and said they'd be ready at the drop of a hat and then when it came down to attending an event, virtually all of them would drop out or cry-off. It was amazing how many guys suddenly 'had to go see their sick mum in hospital' or 'couldn't get out of working late'. Hmmmm. Very annoying when you'd promised six guys for an expectant couple!
So in the end we had two events. One with a lovely couple from Erdington and another at my house with an also-lovely couple from Leicester (who I still keep in touch with).
But in the end, I didn't have the time or energy to devote to organising any further events because my phone bill was huge and it was all a big stress! So now I just meet couples on my own. There aren't as many opportunities but it's a helluva lot easier!
It was all well and good in theory but the truth of the matter is that after spending ages organising the group and getting plenty of enquiries from interested couples, I was continually let down by unreliable, gutless, single males. Grrr!
They'd all talk the talk, claim to have all this experience and said they'd be ready at the drop of a hat and then when it came down to attending an event, virtually all of them would drop out or cry-off. It was amazing how many guys suddenly 'had to go see their sick mum in hospital' or 'couldn't get out of working late'. Hmmmm. Very annoying when you'd promised six guys for an expectant couple!
So in the end we had two events. One with a lovely couple from Erdington and another at my house with an also-lovely couple from Leicester (who I still keep in touch with).
But in the end, I didn't have the time or energy to devote to organising any further events because my phone bill was huge and it was all a big stress! So now I just meet couples on my own. There aren't as many opportunities but it's a helluva lot easier!
Sex God
Single guys :doh: 
:sparring: , some of them really are stupid.... they bitch and bitch about not getting any action, and then when the chance of mega-action comes along they bottle it. I was speaking to the manager of a club a while ago who said that the number of single guys who turn up to greedy girls nights and then they just can't handle it make them laugh 
I mean, what is it they want - one on one, missionary position once a month with the lights off or what?????
I think you're brave for even trying to set up something like a gang bang group - I'd be quite happy to do the same in the NW, but I know I would be wasting my time :crazy:
Sad, but true :roll:
:sparring: , some of them really are stupid.... they bitch and bitch about not getting any action, and then when the chance of mega-action comes along they bottle it. I was speaking to the manager of a club a while ago who said that the number of single guys who turn up to greedy girls nights and then they just can't handle it make them laugh I mean, what is it they want - one on one, missionary position once a month with the lights off or what?????I think you're brave for even trying to set up something like a gang bang group - I'd be quite happy to do the same in the NW, but I know I would be wasting my time :crazy:
Sad, but true :roll:
Sex God
Hello Paul and welcome :welcome:
I hope you have a great time here. I look forward to reading your posts! :cheers:
I hope you have a great time here. I look forward to reading your posts! :cheers:
Sex God
Would that be those naked group hugs, Sappho? I never knew hugging was so energetic.
"Tired and shagged out after a long hug"
"Tired and shagged out after a long hug"
Sex God
I know it hasn't been a particularly cold winter, but it is still winter and we shouldn't turn down an opportunity for warmth as good as this.
With my experience of hot climates, I would be the obvious choice for measuring the temperature. However, my bit of the fabled land of Oz is quite dry - some recalibration will be required for the more humid environment of a naked group hug.
Any volunteers? It's for the future of Science.
With my experience of hot climates, I would be the obvious choice for measuring the temperature. However, my bit of the fabled land of Oz is quite dry - some recalibration will be required for the more humid environment of a naked group hug.
Any volunteers? It's for the future of Science.
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I'm sure the temperature could get very warm and toasty with a naked group hug. That could be be quite a challenge for the Swinging Heaven regulars - but who would volunteer to be right in the middle with the thermometer?
Sappho xxx
Me!Me! I'll do it..G'is a job! I've got a thermometer: it's digital. Well, it involves a digit anyway
Sex God
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i cant simply understand howgrown men can turn into spineless jellyfish so quickly
I don't know if I can either, but I'll give it a go.
As a fantasy, it sounds great. We all have fantasies, and we enjoy them. They give us freedom to explore places that mundane life - for a variety of reasons - won't allow us to try.
I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking "what if this really happened - how great would that be?" What if we could take that feeling of freedom into the real world? We would feel good. We would feel liberated.
So we say "yes". (When I say "we", I mean "they". I haven't been asked, and I hope I have the sense to only say "yes" when I mean it)
Then the day approaches, and reality intervenes. I've never seen a man naked before. These are my mates. I go to the pub with them. What's going to happen to the relationship we have? Perhaps it's best kept as a fantasy.
It's easy to feel enthusiastic about a fantasy. It's a lot harder as it becomes real.
Sex God
Umm, Artificer... please tell me this digit of yours hasn't been anywhere near that avatar. Please.
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I mean, what is it they want - one on one, missionary position once a month with the lights off or what?????
Oh... I thought thats what 12 packs of condoms were for?
One for January, one for February, one for....
I'm another guy thats all mouth and no trousers... but in a good way. ;)
BTW, welcome to the site, and the forum.
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Quote by Sappho
I'm sure the temperature could get very warm and toasty with a naked group hug. That could be be quite a challenge for the Swinging Heaven regulars - but who would volunteer to be right in the middle with the thermometer?
Sappho xxx
It's not so much who will be in the middle with the thermometer, but where they stick it!!!
welcome to SH Paul, you'll have fun here I'm sure - I certainly do!! :twisted:
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