Sex God
nah I reckon 11
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I want a long one!
Sex God
33 then
Sex God
ill give yer 20-1 on 33
Sex God
the temptation is sooooooo great but i'm strong yes I am im stromg strong strong strong Quote by flower411
Do you think it would liven it up if I mentioned the story in the Mail about Jade Goody having her arm amputated and getting a job presenting a childrens television program about asylum seeking dole cheats from her fully expenses paid MPs second home, all while she was out on bail because the prisons are full ?
only if she had a bike capable of 0 to 60 in half a second ...but never rode irresponsibly on a public highway ....
:rotflmao: 
Sex God
I've noticed something...
The more I post and come in here, the longer it gets...
However the more I post and the longer it gets seems to be inversely proportionate to the chances of me getting a shag...
Thus we have Res's formulae for SH.
P*L/CoS-P*L
Where P is posts, L is Length and CoS is Chances of a Shag.
I wonder if I need to post less, but still increase my length to improve my overall CoS. It's not a proof I am yet happy with but I think we are getting somewhere now...
The more I post and come in here, the longer it gets...
However the more I post and the longer it gets seems to be inversely proportionate to the chances of me getting a shag...
Thus we have Res's formulae for SH.
P*L/CoS-P*L
Where P is posts, L is Length and CoS is Chances of a Shag.
I wonder if I need to post less, but still increase my length to improve my overall CoS. It's not a proof I am yet happy with but I think we are getting somewhere now...
Sex God
Thats bolloxs Res. Silky has proved categorically it is possible for me to type and get a blowjob simultaneously
Sex God
I'm sorry but I shall require a mathematical or empirical proof of that Big G...
<<< Checks profile for distance >>>
Bugger... :-(
<<< Checks profile for distance >>>
Bugger... :-(
Sex God
I cannot provide mathematical proof, will several dozen eye witnesses via webcam suffice ?
Sex God
I certainly think so...
Lucky b'stards! ;0)
Lucky b'stards! ;0)
Sorry res for using you. :twisted:
But i just went to post this on another thread and it got locked as i entered with my response :cry:
To the man that asked do women like DP
Working on my theory of probability only
Women that meet women- would be difficult unless toys are used
Women that meet a men – Difficult as only one unless a toys was used too
Couples that meet couples – possibility
Couple that meet men- higher possibility
Hope that helps
Just helping to make this a long one
But i just went to post this on another thread and it got locked as i entered with my response :cry:
To the man that asked do women like DP
Working on my theory of probability only
Women that meet women- would be difficult unless toys are used
Women that meet a men – Difficult as only one unless a toys was used too
Couples that meet couples – possibility
Couple that meet men- higher possibility
Hope that helps
Just helping to make this a long one
Sex God
I'd like to have it made patently clear that Lech Walesa, Zbignew Boniek or indeed General Jaruczelski (sp?) or any of their compatriots have never been anywhere near my rectal passage and nor are they, or anyone else likely to.
Flower you are a little tinker and deserve a spanking. However I suspect you may like that, so instead I am going to give you an essay to write on the treatment of piles using sandpaper and angle-grinders, since it seems to be a topic of so much interest for you... ;-)
Flower you are a little tinker and deserve a spanking. However I suspect you may like that, so instead I am going to give you an essay to write on the treatment of piles using sandpaper and angle-grinders, since it seems to be a topic of so much interest for you... ;-)
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
thankyou for the new sexual tips, always good to add to the repertoire when performing cbt.
which sandpaper works best?
xx fem xx
:shock:
I'm Frightened.
Sex God
f*ck it. Not long enough yet 
Sex God
Well above average for me Ben... I thought about 5 or 6 was average... That's what I tell everyone anyway...
ahem...
ahem...
Sex God
Ermmm....
I forgot!
I think I should come to Cornwall for a spanking...
Bend over! ;-)
Res
I forgot!
I think I should come to Cornwall for a spanking...
Bend over! ;-)
Res
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ok my back starting to ache,been here for 8 days bent over? one thing not comming fast but god this is beyond slow res hun
lol
xx fem xx
Tick follows tock follows tick follows tock...
Good things come to those who wait...
I cannot believe you dragged this up... Have you found Nola down in the vaults?
