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i want to be a tree

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Lost
Sex God
I think i'd like to go one better and be ermmmmmmm A four! biggrin
If we are talking arborially then I guess I'd be a Paarijat tree rare and with a great story to tell. Yeah that'll do m.
sara2010
Orgasminator
a monkey puzzle tree ....... tough n spiky
Unknown User
Ooooh! Very Steiner School!
Let's see - something laden with sweet fruits, ripe for the plucking ...
Unknown User
Do all doms have to say they would be a birch?
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Ooooh! Very Steiner School!
Let's see - something laden with sweet fruits, ripe for the plucking ...
noladreams
Sex God
I'd be the Evangeline Oak in St. Martinville.
Unknown User
A GIANT Redwood!
Cicero
Sexpert
Any old bit of driftwood would do me.
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
A tea tree
...my juices would be very good for you ....apparently lol
Resonance
Sex God
Probably a good old fashioned Oak tree.
And then you can be amazed as my tiny little acorn grows into something far more substantial.
Unknown User
I think mine would have to be a Weeping Willow, i think they are fab.
Unknown User
Id like to be poplar.
Or failing that privet.