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I wouldn't put that in my mouth......

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However stereotypical it may be……………..
I sit here tonight with a rather nice glass of 12 year old Speyside malt…..mmmmmmmm
This delight has followed on from an exceptionally good plate of HAGGIS for my supper.
(I’ve just spent two days in a foreign country and was obviously feeling all nostalgic when I came home!!)
Now for those of you who don’t know MY National dish, this traditional fayre is NOT for vegetarians.
LadyFeeBee on reading the ingredients showing the majority as 44 % Lambs lungs :small-print: had to fight the urge to be sick at the thought!!!!!!
Conversation followed with her extolling the virtues of being a vegetarian when I suddenly remembered…………… :idea:
off to the bathroom cabinet, I return, beaming, with tin of shaving foam in hand
“Look” says I, holding aloft said can, “Proof positive that a vegetarian way of life is !!”
Perplexed, she gazes at me with a kind of ‘I didn’t think Mad Cow Disease could kick in quite so quickly’ look on her face
“Your point?” she asks
And so I show her. On the side of the tin. In HUGE bold letters
Suitable for vegetarians
:doh:
lot will eat anything
So come on...........what wouldn't you put in your mouth???? (and WHAT do vegetarians eat shaving foam with dunno )
Well, being a Veggie and all - I'd certainly eat shaving chrome off a Laird :twisted:
aRSexx
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coffee
eggs
both yuk
Marmite, bovril or peanut butter! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
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Well, being a Veggie and all - I'd certainly eat shaving chrome off a Laird :twisted:
aRSexx
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Liver,& broad beans! :censored:
Prawns, lobster, jellied eels, oysters, yuk :!:
EEwwww i agree Sassy!
Marmite
Bovril
Liver
Kidneys
Kidney Beans
Tinned peas
Smash
Jellied Eels (as a kid i thought it was Jelly Deels, what the hell are Deels i thought)!
HAGGIS !!!!!!

Fee
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HAGGIS !!!!!!

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But I liek veggie haggis. Does that count confused
aRSexx :color:
The old favoroute......... brussel spouts......
Plus broad beans, broccolli, squid, tripe........
spaghetti...never have never will.
false teeth...tried em once made me gag summint awfull.
someone elses toothbrush.
anymore live creatures...tried sugared baby crabs with similar results to false teeth they made me gag.
Turkish and Morrocon cigerettes...If I'm gonna kill myself I at least want it starting inside me, but these fuckers are strong enough to give you lip cancer.
a three foot straw...bit of a novelty for kids last year, but I nigh on turned me arsehole inside out sucking on em before any liquid reached me mouth.
shit with egg on is a deffo no no for me lol
gammon cant stand it
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Marmite, bovril or peanut butter! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Are you insane? I have all three in the same sandwich! biggrin
Bananas. Bananas are proof of the existence of Satan. Not only will I not allow one to contaminate my body, I can't even bear to be in the same room as one. Just the smell makes me physically ill. confused
Coffee and red wine , because they give me the mother of all migraines :cry:
Coffee
Raw Onion
Processed meats
Raw Tomatoes
Celery
Marmite
Bovril
Peanut Butter
bolt
Celery :uhoh: vile..hate the smell and detest it soo much I cant even touch it!
Prawns
Whelks
Crab
Cockles
Snotty fried eggs
Dripping ( beef)
marzipan
Chestnuts
Yuckety yuk i feel quite ill now.
sierra x x sad
I forgot shellfish rolleyes

nope...never, not ever..noooo way.
Don't do:
eggs
raw tomatoes (deviant fruit, they should be eradicated)
cabbage, cauliflower, etc
Bring it on:
Haggis
Faggots
Black pudding
Crispy fried pig ears/tails
Shellfish, cephalopods, crustacians, and seafood in general
Of things which are edible......
Tomatoes
Marmite
Raw mushrooms
Prawn
Salmon
Herring
Most shellfish and/or seafood
Snails
strawberries
sheep testi or brussels
I can see nobody's mentioned Shaving Foam!!!!!
Well I'm a vegan but i chew and suck and lick pussy and arse till the cows come home!
Deep fried scorpion
Deep fried cockroach
BBQ stick insect on skewer
well not again anyway......ther's a very good chance one of them made me ill
and chocolate
for me its easiar to put what i do like ;)
the list wud be so long.
MikeC
a definete no no - Sushi or any kind of raw fish :color:
peanut butter - yuk
honey - feel sick even thinking about it lol
Dont like
Marmite
Tripe
sweetbreads
ocra
snails
mussles whelks cockles
black pudding
sago tapioca
cottage cheese
scampi fries