Ideas for a stag do.........

30 Mar 2004

Hiya guys, i thought you lot would be the best people to consult on this topic normally get some very wierd and wonderful ideas off of you lot!!!
My cousins stag do needs to be booked, itl be over the weekend of the May bank holiday.
Any ideas other than the usual tieing to a lamp post thing.... something new and orginal that will leave a lasting memory for him of how his friends miss treat him and that hes safer staying in with his wife from now on!?!?!?! smile

ps the location is looking like blackpool so ideas a plenty please!!! the more evil the better!!
:twisted:

30 Mar 2004

I read somewhere on this site (can't remember where, sorry!!) that someone sent a guy off to Scotland with no money and no credit cards and he had to blag his way back home....that's pretty cruel lol

30 Mar 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
I read somewhere on this site that someone sent a guy off to Scotland ....that's pretty cruel

:shock:
Poor guy... :twisted:

30 Mar 2004

Get a kids plastic football and cut a 4" hole out of the top - it will shrink quite a bit so get a big one!
Put it into a round bowl to keep its shape
Buy 4 feet of heavy chain from DIY store
Put end in football
Fill with wet cement
Leave to dry - cut off football and spray black
Buy a plastic drainpipe clip and a padlock
Put clip around ankle with chain in the gap with the padlock
Throw keys away.........
Wear steel toecaps out for the night if you go with him!
Leave a hacksaw next to bed if you are real mates otherwise let him knaw his foot off!

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Still got one in the loft - been used about 8 times now and really pisses 'em off by the end of the night!

31 Mar 2004

Fred... How come I'm not surprised about you saying all of that..? wink

31 Mar 2004

There's a swingers club opened up in Blackpool ..... saw the ad for it in a copy of Loot ......
You could make him wear a 'frock' and give him a list of forfeits to carry out over the weekend ...... am sure you can think of something suitable :grin:
Lucy kiss

31 Mar 2004

hahaha i am loving all of these!!!!
specially the swingers club cheers lucy!! i think he would enjoy dressing as a girl though, hes a very weird one!
it definately is brighton now, we have a bed and breakfast deal sorted out, but keep the ideas coming these are dynamite!!!!
Fred...... after all the things this guy has done to all of us on nights out he doesnt deserve a hacksaw!!!! smile

1 Apr 2004

One groom-to-be was dressed in a pink tutu, doc martins and a bad wig and made to walk through a crowded high street on a Sat afternoon.
The best, though, was a strippergram that came into the pub, tied the groom-to-be down to a small table and gave him a damned good spanking (hard enough to make him cry out and leave good bruises).
Whether these work for your cousin or not depends on how much he'd enjoy them.... biggrin

1 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
Fred... How come I'm not surprised about you saying all of that..?

:shock: OMG! You know me in real life and I have told you the story before! :shock:
I am undone!
:eeek: :eeek:

1 Apr 2004

I think growing up in Blackpool left me with a nervous tick at the words stag 't ask me for suggestions or you may be offended!
Have a great time :mrgreen: