Idiot's Guide to Swinging for the Single Male

21 Apr 2004

Quote by roger743

OMG roger I am sooooooooooooo gonna kick your ass out the chatroom if you dare to come in again......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not sure whether to be turned on because Shireen's thinking about my bum, or scared of the vengeful wrath she wants to visit upon it. smackbottom

:cry:
Maybe I should make a peace offering... :giveup: drinkies

:lol:
Hehehehehehehe....... You wont know till you venture into the chat room will you wink

On a more serious note though..... We have been inundated with w****rs in the chat room since this thread started, and alot of them are quoting some of the suggestions you have written roger..... Can you please please please put a note up to say that you were only JOKING!!.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shireen kiss

21 Apr 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
On a more serious note though..... We have been inundated with w****rs in the chat room since this thread started, and alot of them are quoting some of the suggestions you have written roger..... Can you please please please put a note up to say that you were only JOKING!!....

Surely you're kidding me?

:banghead: :doh: Any doggers caught single guys painting their dicks fluorescent yellow yet?

21 Apr 2004

Quote by roger743
On a more serious note though..... We have been inundated with w****rs in the chat room since this thread started, and alot of them are quoting some of the suggestions you have written roger..... Can you please please please put a note up to say that you were only JOKING!!....

Surely you're kidding me?

:banghead: :doh: Any doggers caught single guys painting their dicks fluorescent yellow yet?
Not kidding hun.... sad

No reports of fluorescent yellow dicks though.... lol

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7 Jun 2004

BLOODY damm good that was! lmao
owe my eyes hurt now wished i had put me glasses on
love debbie :rose:
ps i new i should of put me teeth in the other day! i just keep on getting!

7 Jun 2004

4 getting!! .............. mm ya! that was what i was going to say!
Well i think?

19 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
d) SINGLE BIRD
The single bird is a bit like you but with two tits and a pussy; she wants lots of good hard sex but doesn't want the commitment to go with it. Many single birds claim to be lesbians, or "looking to explore their bi-sexual side", but just show 'em a picture of your cock and they'll be drooling all over you. WARNING: Some single birds may be looking for more than just a fuck-buddy; make sure you watch your step or you may end up in a Relationship!

sigh!!!!!

you forgot to mention how we will be begging you to cum on our faces... even if it does mean we will be temporarilly blinded by it going in our eyes! sad

or how we will be sooo gratefull to see you that we will happilly drive 3 hours to yours so u can give us a hard pounding during half time, and then when over drive home again completely satisfied!!!
wink

damm is that where I go wrong, I dont like footy so no half time to do the biz in smile

19 Jan 2005

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Quote by roger743
Many single birds claim to be lesbians, or "looking to explore their bi-sexual side", but just show 'em a picture of your cock and they'll be drooling all over you.

:shock: OMG - How did you get into my PM's?!!!! :shock: you just don't know how true that one is!!
But can I just ad that the pic should be accompanied by the clarification that he is indeed VWE and knows exactly how to "pleasure" a lady. lol

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Thank you for that laugh at the start of the day!! kiss

19 Jan 2005

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So that's where they're all getting their ideas from :shock:
This should be stickied...it'll show us who has a sense of humour at least - only the ones who tried any of your 'advice' or did it already, wouldn't laugh.
Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

Many a true word......

19 Jan 2005

Roger - thats a great guide to: idiots guide to swinging for the single male.
I feel an even bigger idiot now
You must be a real old timers professional stud/slapper

19 Jan 2005

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19 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
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Bev - methinks you and I are on the same wavelength here wink

19 Jan 2005

Well it was a bit of a whoops wasn't it lol

Bev
xx

27 Feb 2005

Just linked to this from Venus' thread - a classic piece of literary genius!
Definately deserves a bump...
lol

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16 Oct 2005

Blatant bumb especially for LilMissGullible wink

And Roger - Pure Genuis worship

16 Oct 2005

absolute winner
well worth another read.