If men wrote advice columns

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Tart!!!
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Thats not a bad thing Dawnie
xxxx

14 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Jeez, if I'd known there was the offer of a good forking by Dawnie, I'd have been right over with me canteen of cutlery! :twisted:
Incidentally Mr Laird sir - don't ever call a woman with a fork in her hand a 'tart'. It the quickest way to get yer nuts sprinkled on the cheesecake methinks!
rolleyes

1000 posts and he thinks the Laird :roll: I dunno!
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14 Feb 2006

not both at the same time shaz n tony. lol

14 Feb 2006

Quote by westerross
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Jeez, if I'd known there was the offer of a good forking by Dawnie, I'd have been right over with me canteen of cutlery! :twisted:
Incidentally Mr Laird sir - don't ever call a woman with a fork in her hand a 'tart'. It the quickest way to get yer nuts sprinkled on the cheesecake methinks!
rolleyes

1000 posts and he thinks the Laird :roll: I dunno!
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Ah, but she know's I love her really!!
wink

14 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Jeez, if I'd known there was the offer of a good forking by Dawnie, I'd have been right over with me canteen of cutlery! :twisted:
Incidentally Mr Laird sir - don't ever call a woman with a fork in her hand a 'tart'. It the quickest way to get yer nuts sprinkled on the cheesecake methinks!
rolleyes

1000 posts and he thinks the Laird :roll: I dunno!
.
Ah, but she know's I love her really!!
wink

I'd fork either of you :giggle:
I'm never one to waste sprinkled nuts. Come sprinkle on my boobies gents :rascal:

14 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
... Come sprinkle on my boobies gents :rascal:

On my way Dawnie wink

:twisted: :twisted:

14 Feb 2006

If women spent more time doing things like cooking dinner and NOT reading problem pages in utterly useless ( exception of recipies page ) magazines then we would still have an empire and I would not be wearing this dress ! ( not that there is anything funney about wearing a dress you understand ..when I was in Malay... yours Lt. Col. Sir Peenut MC. MCC. reired.

14 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
... Come sprinkle on my boobies gents :rascal:

On my way Dawnie wink

:twisted: :twisted:
Ready and waiting for you Laird :giggle:

14 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
... Come sprinkle on my boobies gents :rascal:

On my way Dawnie wink

:twisted: :twisted:
Ready and waiting for you Laird :giggle:
Thank you
You've just provided my foreplay for the night!!
:twisted: :twisted:

14 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
... Come sprinkle on my boobies gents :rascal:

On my way Dawnie wink

:twisted: :twisted:
Ready and waiting for you Laird :giggle:
Thank you
You've just provided my foreplay for the night!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Pleased I could help :smug:

14 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Pleased I could help :smug:

You could help more.................wanna join us???
wink