If men wrote advice columns

10 Feb 2006

10 Feb 2006

Reads ok to me.............whats your point Dawnie dunno

10 Feb 2006

Sorry Dawnâ€¦â€¦â€¦but whatâ€™s your point?
dunno

Stormwalker

10 Feb 2006

:shock: blowjobs and cooked meals, AND no foreplay bloody men

10 Feb 2006

mmm

I think some person has a problem wink

phredd :love:

10 Feb 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

10 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

10 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :roll:

10 Feb 2006

she needs to know how to cook lol

10 Feb 2006

Some good advice there :thumbup:

10 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

I think its the bit where they say 'Brace yourself, here I come' confused

Or it could be when they say turn over and stick your arse out :?
:dunno: not sure what it is, Ive heard of it and think it might be one of the above, but cant really be sure wink

10 Feb 2006

i was just thinking b4 i read it everything would be cured with sex...and i was right lol

10 Feb 2006

Well at least his advice didn't include "kick the biatch to the kurb" lol

10 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

NO NO NO
Foreplay is the disscussion moderators have, behind closed doors, just before you get the boot for making silly comments like this lol

Phredd

10 Feb 2006

Brilliant Dawn hahahahahahaha oh how in the 50's this would have been seen as so the right thing for a woman to write as advice to other woman. How times have moved on??????? lol

10 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

That's a really good article Dawn.
But where did you get it from innocent

Ian

10 Feb 2006

Quote by Ian_Mids

That's a really good article Dawn.
But where did you get it from innocent

Ian

You sent it to me from work today surprised

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Anyone that thinks this advice was good, take this :kick:

10 Feb 2006

That's the reason for high divorce rates and marriage breakdowns in society. If more women took that advice the world would be a better place biggrin

:grin:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Osmosis
That's the reason for high divorce rates and marriage breakdowns in society. If more women took that advice the world would be a better place :grin:

I know... women profess to being more clever than men, yet they want an education and the ability to go to work and yet still do the cooking, cleaning, and have babys while us men who are stupid just work, come home, eat, take 5 minuits to create aforementioned baby then fart roll over and go to sleep.... RESULT!
All we have to do now is not do any 9-5 work and we will be in clover while the women do the lot... and they say we are stupid :P

11 Feb 2006

Well !!!
Looks like i had better go and give Tony a
Blow job and cook a nice meal
then don't it lol

:lol:
Shaz x

11 Feb 2006

And the problem, is ...................................... dunno

:dunno: :dunno:

12 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

I thought it was when she laid the table before putting out the lovely meal she just cooked for you.
Did you know that women are so good at multi-tasking they can give you a blow job and lay the table at the same time? Just watch where the fork goes though :shock:

12 Feb 2006

Quote by westerross
...AND no foreplay bloody men

Is foreplay the bit when you are arranging the actual meet dunno

I thought it was when she laid the table before putting out the lovely meal she just cooked for you.
Did you know that women are so good at multi-tasking they can give you a blow job and lay the table at the same time? Just watch where the fork goes though :shock:
Sounds like you talk from a certain degree of personal experience there Choon!!
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

12 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:

12 Feb 2006

Having read the article, I must admit that I do not agree with this at all!
The woman works as hard as the man if she's having to do housework, and it's not fair that she should also have to cook a meal for him for when he gets home. Why not order a take-away instead?
The time saved could be used on performing oral sex for longer. As I see it, the BJ requires no effort at all, so I see no reason why that can't remain.
If I sound a little different from the norm, then this is because I'm one of those sensitive, caring, 'new' men that you've read in magazines! wink

Dante

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Dante
...If I sound a little different from the norm, then this is because I'm one of those sensitive, caring, 'new' men that you've read in magazines!
Dante

I will become one o those 'new men' when I can get a woman to sleep on the damp patch! :thrilled:

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Dante
Having read the article, I must admit that I do not agree with this at all!
The woman works as hard as the man if she's having to do housework, and it's not fair that she should also have to cook a meal for him for when he gets home. Why not order a take-away instead?
The time saved could be used on performing oral sex for longer. As I see it, the BJ requires no effort at all, so I see no reason why that can't remain.
If I sound a little different from the norm, then this is because I'm one of those sensitive, caring, 'new' men that you've read in magazines!
Dante

I'd sooner turn it the other way round and let mrs davej stick with the house work and cooking a meal bit and order in the blow job.....

12 Feb 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...If I sound a little different from the norm, then this is because I'm one of those sensitive, caring, 'new' men that you've read in magazines!
Dante

I will become one o those 'new men' when I can get a woman to sleep on the damp patch! :thrilled:
:shock: :shock: Mrs Pete always sleeps in the damp patch, I thought that was a forgone conclusion dunno

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Tart!!!
wink

12 Feb 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Did you evetually get "forked" as a result of the BJ??

I'd fork Mr TE with pleasure :giggle:
Tart!!!
wink

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