If sex was like a meal what would you have...

13 Oct 2005

I like Chinese Meals but they are like a quick shag - they are good at the time and I enjoy them but then you feel empty and hungry for something else later... and you nibble at something else... what sort of a meal would you like and compare it to whatever type of sex etc you have an appetite for....

13 Oct 2005

McDonalds sex, you don't know why you want it, it's nasty, unwholesome and leaves you feeling dirty and used. Oh, and it wouldn't make your mother proud!

13 Oct 2005

An introvenous so i could always be on it!!

13 Oct 2005

An overstuffed kebab with extra chilli sauce?

13 Oct 2005

LOL marms mcdonalds for me then if your ever down my way lol wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
An overstuffed kebab with extra chilli sauce?

Extra Chilli sauce?????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Might just say ice-cream as you can put it anywhere and it its cold so makes things stand to attention.
NB - the responses to this so far are a very good looking line of breasts!!

13 Oct 2005

lobster...needs to be taken time over, cherished and relished, savouring every tiny piece, licking the juices off you fingers...... :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Really hot curry - it's juicy and makes you sweat!

13 Oct 2005

KRC because its........yeah you know the rest

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
KRC because its........yeah you know the rest

:shock: i have never used my cock for eating KFC!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by teppic
KRC because its........yeah you know the rest

:shock: i have never used my cock for eating KFC!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
always a first time :wink:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
KRC because its........yeah you know the rest

:shock: i have never used my cock for eating KFC!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
always a first time :wink:
sounds like a plan??? :wink:

13 Oct 2005

An Elizabethan banquet.....you use your hands a lot, it lasts for several hours and your appetite is completely sated :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Serendipity
An Elizabethan banquet.....you use your hands a lot, it lasts for several hours and your appetite is completely sated :twisted:

and it leaves your fingers greasy and you end up with bits in between your teeth.

13 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
An Elizabethan banquet.....you use your hands a lot, it lasts for several hours and your appetite is completely sated :twisted:

and it leaves your fingers greasy and you end up with bits in between your teeth.
then you have to leave the room to throw up b4 coming back for more :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
An Elizabethan banquet.....you use your hands a lot, it lasts for several hours and your appetite is completely sated :twisted:

and it leaves your fingers greasy and you end up with bits in between your teeth.
then you have to leave the room to throw up b4 coming back for more :twisted:
:shock:
If you ever have dinner with me, I'm bringing a plastic sheet for you NN - mucky girl!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Serendipity
An Elizabethan banquet.....you use your hands a lot, it lasts for several hours and your appetite is completely sated :twisted:

and it leaves your fingers greasy and you end up with bits in between your teeth.
then you have to leave the room to throw up b4 coming back for more :twisted:
:shock:
If you ever have dinner with me, I'm bringing a plastic sheet for you NN - mucky girl!
:thumbup:

13 Oct 2005

Would you like to 'go large' for an extra 30p?

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Would you like to 'go large' for an extra 30p?

oh yeah please super size me!! :twisted:
rotflmao

13 Oct 2005

A vindaloo - It's hot, sweaty, keeps you up all night and leaves your arse burning the morning after wink

:grin:

13 Oct 2005

Pringles
Once you pop you just can't stop!!

13 Oct 2005

Toad in the hole..... :twisted:
Marcus.... cool

13 Oct 2005

Got to go with a good ol' Sunday Roast, beef gravy and crispy roast spuds....
or somthing with dumplings.... lol

:lol:

13 Oct 2005

Think I'd look for a buy one get one free offer.

13 Oct 2005

Duck.

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Think I'd look for a buy one get one free offer.

we'd go with that too.... McDonalds had a bogof the other week.

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Duck.

That's Crispy?
Spaghetti Bolognese fer me - like mixing it all up and let it writhe all over the plate.
Think I'll pass on the parmesan though :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Tripe
Like my sexual performance lol

13 Oct 2005

Tart