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If swinginging was an olympics sport?
Warming the Bed
I going for judo, it's all that rolling around on the floor pinning your opponent down! :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by MartnJewl
Looking at what some people describe as 'athletic' build, there's gonna be a shedload of shot-putters.
Brilliant, made me giggle
Sex God
Quote by PamelaD
I'm in for the Sex Marathon; due to my hyper-energy I've not met anyone yet who can outlast me! :P
Maybe a bit of Gymnastic positioning too, as I'm very agile and supple ;)
Pam xx
but you will soon.
I don't understand this one, IF, where does the IF come into it, it is an Official Olympic Sport.
Yesterday I was listening to the Gymnastics on the radio, at least I thought I was, Britain were doing their bit and doing it very well, Kristian Thomas was doing brilliantly on the rings when suddenly the Commentator switched his commentry to what must have been another area of the arena, he was clearly heard by millions describing what we all know to be a regular sport for us all, cries of "oh he is really swinging now" and "this man really knows how to swing", obviously this is a part of the Olympics we were not aware of and I am sure we all must know some of the competitors
Yesterday I was listening to the Gymnastics on the radio, at least I thought I was, Britain were doing their bit and doing it very well, Kristian Thomas was doing brilliantly on the rings when suddenly the Commentator switched his commentry to what must have been another area of the arena, he was clearly heard by millions describing what we all know to be a regular sport for us all, cries of "oh he is really swinging now" and "this man really knows how to swing", obviously this is a part of the Olympics we were not aware of and I am sure we all must know some of the competitors
Sex God
Quote by PamelaD
I'm in for the Sex Marathon; due to my hyper-energy I've not met anyone yet who can outlast me! :P
Maybe a bit of Gymnastic positioning too, as I'm very agile and supple ;)
Pam xx
Should I buy you a trumpet to blow? Or do you make enough noise already?
BOOM BOOM :lol2:
Can I enter the 100m Cum sprint? At least I get there quickly without disapointment
Quote by tweeky
I'm in for the Sex Marathon; due to my hyper-energy I've not met anyone yet who can outlast me! :P
Maybe a bit of Gymnastic positioning too, as I'm very agile and supple ;)
Pam xx
Should I buy you a trumpet to blow? Or do you make enough noise already?
BOOM BOOM :lol2:
Can I enter the 100m Cum sprint? At least I get there quickly without disapointment
Trumpet??
I want the whole marching band following me hun; I can never make enough noise
I'm not on here to hide my light under a bushel :twisted:
Pam xx
Quote by Cubes
With my man out of commission for a while and as an alternative methinks i'll put meself down for one of the coxless pair (no man required)
Stroke... stroke... stroke! :rascal:
* wanders off thinking of something to say about a 'man in a boat' * ;)
What a lovely Oar you have Meester Cubes and you stroke so well *smiling*
Sex God
Quote by the_magik_s
I have a special move. It involves my two middle fingers and my tongue. I don't have a name for it yet so it may just have to be the 'special move event' I'd fancy my chances at getting a gold I have to say ;)
Is it the one where you put a large Bogey on the end of your tongue the flick the underside of your tongue with your two middle fingers so the Bogey sticks on the ceiling? Seen it, done it
Ive never seen so many awe inspired 7 year olds as when I pulled that one out of the bag. Sex God
If swinging was an Olympics sport...... I'd be a volunteer, evrybody loves the volunteers for just doin' their best.
Master of Sex
Quote by the_magik_s
I have a special move. It involves my two middle fingers and my tongue. I don't have a name for it yet so it may just have to be the 'special move event' I'd fancy my chances at getting a gold I have to say ;)
I don't know if we're allowed to post vid links..but this made me think of the Umbilical Brothers, and they do get on to sports, genius!
Master of Sex
Quote by Cubes
:laughabove:
was it the one with the open window and nips?
Warming the Bed
Quote by Shi
I going for judo, it's all that rolling around on the floor pinning your opponent down! :twisted:
Fancy a rumble
yep, just need to practise some moves
