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If there was a Swinging Olympics.....

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Unknown User
Which event would you win gold in??
Just for a bit of light relie, and a bit of a laugh....this is a chance to 'blow' your own trumpet!!
Think I would be highly placed (she says ever so modestly) in the Gush a Gallon Finals smile
What about you lot??
Unknown User
cunnilingus marathon cool
noladreams
Sex God
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I wouldn't even make the squad for synchronised squirting...
(sorry... still sulking peevishly!!)
Nola x
Unknown User
Hop, Skip & .....limp
lp
Unknown User
Quote by LondonPlaything
Hop, Skip & .....limp
lp

awwww LP bless ya hun....im sure you would come dead last in that one biggrin
Unknown User
Hmmm... too straight for the Biathlon.
Perhaps the snatch and jerk?
Unknown User
let's not forget watersports.
muff-dive
lp
Missy
Sex God
Great thread! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Deffo the Tug of Phwaar for David :wanker:
Ooooh and I'll be entered Side Straddle in the Dressage category :twisted:
:bounce:
sparking
Warming the Bed
The Marathon - I love eating chocolate
Or the high bars - as long as they are serving drinks
Synchronised swinging? Sounds worth an attempt at a medal anyway!
Unknown User
Winter Olympics?
(toe) Curling
lp

deviants!
Unknown User
I fully expect to win gold with a perfect ten, my sport, thin ice skating
Lost
Sex God
If there was a sex Olympics mens relay race would it end up as four men all running together one behind the other at the finish? And the freestyle watersports events :shock: thats just taking the p*ss biggrin
anais
Sex God
Ive already started the kissing olympics! The training is tuff ya know...
Pete_sw
Sex God
squirt induction :rascal:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by benrums0n
I fully expect to win gold with a perfect ten, my sport, thin ice skating

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
cunnilingus marathon cool

I was going to say that.
sad
Unknown User
Shooting blast
:-)
Unknown User
The Trisexualathlon :rascal:
tmann
Sex God
relay
I will be the baton.
lovems
Warming the Bed
Pole vault
I'll be the pole
Unknown User
The 'Long' jump....
telegrams
Sexlightened
reckon i wud have to enter the 4 fingered formula 1. from going off slow, to speeding up and makin someone in the gush gallons contest to come 1st.
hehehe..... cyber nagged by mrs b.
Unknown User
Pole vaulting judging by the numbers coming over here lately.
This is irony in case anyone thinks Ive gone bonkers.
Unknown User
my favoured event is more X-games cool than the olympics...
Freestyle foreplay....
my signature move is a two handed 360 clitrub with a labia grab.
dude
Willwill69u
Warming the Bed
guess tha I just might do quite well in the mixed Bi athleteothon marathon with kinky sowball shooting from a ringed pole!!!!
this might be a very popular event if held in a darkend room!!