If You Came With Instructions What Would They Say?

18 Jun 2009

May contain nuts

19 Jun 2009

To activate insert male part A into female part B (provided by consumer) start shaking vigorously.
Do not leave unattended near females... contains huge amounts of testosterone; use with extreme caution!
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20 Jun 2009

To activate press the right button.

20 Jun 2009

Breathing apparatus required before diving!

20 Jun 2009

This product is hot and spicey!

20 Jun 2009

For ultimate results, better if shared.

20 Jun 2009

Gentleman's Relish. Delicious spread.

20 Jun 2009

First - Wash Hands then - Approach with caution - Stroke gently - kiss passionately - Always return to origional packaging
Minxie :rascal: xx

20 Jun 2009

Mine would say:
Subject to change without prior notice. Terms and conditions always apply.

20 Jun 2009

No instructions, but I have often considered having the words
"Serving Suggestion"
tattooed just above me cock

27 Jun 2009

Mine would say:
Handle with care
May bite when provoked :twisted:
Terms & conditions apply
Mrs classy

27 Jun 2009

"Use different amounts of tongue and tonguing different parts to give you different sounds. The more tongue you use and the farther away from the tip you tongue, the harder the articulation will be. The less tongue you use and closer to the tip you are, the softer the articulation will be. The tip of tongue at the tip will give you a nice soft legato articulation. It's also good for fast tonguing passages. But sometimes you need something a little stronger for things like accents."
Instructions for playing me and/or a reed instrument!]!

28 Jun 2009

Danger
Hydraulic power ram.

28 Jun 2009

For best results: Read instructions first, then ask your friend for help.