Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
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If you were stranded on a desert island & you had to cho
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Casanova
I am sorry, but it is a real woman or nothing for me... a sex toy would just make my hornier and remind me more of what I am missing
Sex God
Quote by gocommando1969
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
Quote by AtomCom2001
I am sorry, but it is a real woman or nothing for me... a sex toy would just make my hornier and remind me more of what I am missing
Aye, but you don't have a real woman, it's either a sex toy of choice, or fashion something out of coconut shells......
If only I had paid more attention to Blue Peter...
Quote by helnheaven
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
Sex God
Quote by gocommando1969
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
Did you say something?
Casanova
Quote by gocommando1969
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
So if it is a pocket vibro how does it get any light..? Well unless you have it on a cord around your neck .. lol
Quote by helnheaven
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
Did you say something?
Sorry, It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
Quote by AtomCom2001
one sex toy. Which would it be and why?
Sorry if this has been discussed before. I was chatting to someone in one of the chatrooms about this, and I thought it would make an interesting question......
Mine would be a pocket vibrator...... to buzz my balls...... :shock:
And what happens when the battery runs out?
It's solar power, I'm all for green energy... :D
You'd be well n truly F***ed then!
So if it is a pocket vibro how does it get any light..? Well unless you have it on a cord around your neck .. lol
That's a design flaw I'll have to take up with the manufacturers...... :D
Sex God
Cheat , thats not allowed! Are they available to buy in the shops then???
Sex God
Quote by gocommando1969
Cheat , thats not allowed! Are they available to buy in the shops then???
No not yet, as AtomCom pointed out, there is a serious design flaw.... lol
I wish I had gone for a blow up doll now...
:D :DWell in that case, you cant take one with you
Sex God
my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted
sorted
Casanova
Quote by X_fanny_x
my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted
Oh so they have mains power on this island... lol
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted
Its a Dessert Island....there wont be any leccy ya nitwit
Sex God
I'd take a kettle 
hwoar:
hwoar: Sex God
Quote by Lost
I'd take a kettle
As a sex toy? How does that work then? Im intrigued
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
my mains chargable (incase a shortage of batteries occurs) waterproof (incase of tidal wave) expensive one from ann summers
sorted
Its a Dessert Island....there wont be any leccy ya nitwit
erm so what about the solar power, that makes what exactly
Casanova
Quote by helnheaven
I'd take a kettle
As a sex toy? How does that work then? Im intrigued
ooooo :scared: that burns !!! lol
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
I'd take a kettle
As a sex toy? How does that work then? Im intrigued
I cant help it the thought of coffee turns my mind to sex it does. Ask Mrs Lost. she's the one that has to wear the stuff.
Sex God
Quote by Lost
I'd take a kettle
As a sex toy? How does that work then? Im intrigued
I cant help it the thought of coffee turns my mind to sex it does. Ask Mrs Lost. she's the one that has to wear the stuff.
Hey, Im not here to judge, takes alsorts to make this world go around. Fresh coffee would do it for me too :lol:
Sex God
i have more brains than to get stranded on a desert island with no electric and no battery factory 
next you huna tell me there wont be any men either
:doh:
next you huna tell me there wont be any men either
:doh:
Sex God
No men there either!! :lol:
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Sarah
No men there either!!
what sort of an island is this ffs
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Master of Sex
Quote by X_fanny_x
No men there either!!
what sort of an island is this ffs
:roll: :lol: :lol:
a deserted one :doh:
Casanova
Quote by Mr-cream123
No men there either!!
what sort of an island is this ffs
:roll: :lol: :lol:
a deserted one :doh:
Hey .. has this topic now completed a fully circle? lol
