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well herts is a ok place but i do find the whole concept of this quite awesome!
As i am so young many people think or seem to think that i am a little bratt or just not mature enough!
Can Anyone dawn some light on the situation and give some sort of feedback or Advice on where to go from here!!!!!!!!!
confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? HELP!!
You're just after NSA sex and this is not a bunk-up shop, mate.
Go to your local meat market nightclub and get a life.
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You're just after NSA sex and this is not a bunk-up shop, mate.
Go to your local meat market nightclub and get a life.

Whoa! girl.
Mornin!
S :love:
Morning! Still trying to figure out if Adam is 5, 8 or 20 years old?! wink
Yeah, yeah, I know, put a sock in it and drink your coffee Venus....... :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Morning children. I am on my 2nd pot of coffee. Does it show?
Quote by Vix
You're just after NSA sex and this is not a bunk-up shop, mate.
Go to your local meat market nightclub and get a life.

Yep! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Morning children. I am on my 2nd pot of coffee. Does it show?

Na,just ya normal bollox.
S :love:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Na,just ya normal bollox.
S :love:

I have incredibly abnormal testicles, I'll have you know.
thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.
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thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.

Well... if you're not after NSA sex, why does it say you are in your sig?
Quote by coolpants
hi I'm Adam. i am about 5,8 20 years of age. Brown hair, brown eyes. broad shoulders!
i am looking for some no strings attached sex with any women who feels they are interested and could tame my wildest fantasies age between 18 - 40. my BIGGEST fettish is licking Girls out. It just gets me buzzing. Other than that
Just email me pics and info about yourself!!
wanna find out More then don t be scared to ask! Pics available on request!
Quote by Vix
thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.

Well... if you're not after NSA sex, why does it say you are in your sig?
Oh dear!
"You dont tug on Suprmans cape,you dont spit into the wind and you dont mess around with Vix"
Tin ats people!
Lb :love:
This guy seems to have got past the stereotypes, it may be a good idea to have a read of some of his posts, look at his construction, wit and mature outlook, see if you can learn something...
Mr Writer
Here's an example;
Quote by Mr Writer
Coming to the forum as a 23 year old single male was quite daunting but I'm glad I did. I deleted my ad almost as soon as I put it up because I thought there was no way it would ever stand out.
However, getting to know people on the forum has been great. We can all have a laugh together and ultimately I think I've made the best choice.
Don't give up!
Quote by marmalaid
This guy seems to have got past the stereotypes, it may be a good idea to have a read of some of his posts, look at his construction, wit and mature outlook, see if you can learn something...
Mr Writer
Here's an example;
Coming to the forum as a 23 year old single male was quite daunting but I'm glad I did. I deleted my ad almost as soon as I put it up because I thought there was no way it would ever stand out.
However, getting to know people on the forum has been great. We can all have a laugh together and ultimately I think I've made the best choice.
Don't give up!

Mmmm,(strokey beard moment) or is that just bollox?
He he wink
Lb :love:
Quote by Lazeeboy
Mmmm,(strokey beard moment) or is that just bollox?
He he wink
Lb :love:

THWACK!
Look, sonny-Jim... don't you start. I'll take away your Prozac.
Quote by Vix

Mmmm,(strokey beard moment) or is that just bollox?
He he wink
Lb :love:

THWACK!
Look, sonny-Jim... don't you start. I'll take away your Prozac.
Sorry mum.
S :love:
People, Coolpants tried a fairly different approach to the usual one-liner, much appreciated smile.
If his siggy suggests different, I kind of got the impression he`d take that on board with any other tips he`s been asking for.
Me, I`m a hopeless pisstaker, noone is immune, most just join in with the banter....which is what I thought was happening here. It`s the ones after NSA sex who normally flounce.
Note to self ; read between the lines and drink more coffee before posting :shock:
/gets coat
Venusxxx
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I have incredibly abnormal testicles, I'll have you know.

I think they go quite nicely with my unfeasibly large ones. Makes for quite a pair (or a foursome, as it were). :P
Quote by marmalaid
This guy seems to have got past the stereotypes, it may be a good idea to have a read of some of his posts, look at his construction, wit and mature outlook, see if you can learn something...

Bloody hell! Marms providing the voice of reason? Whatever next?! :shock:
Good example, there. It's not a matter of age, it's a matter of community. You just need to dive in, participate in some of the discussions and get to know people...and be patient as some of the friendships you form here begin to develop into something more.
We're not prejudiced against the young or against single males, as is sometimes taken to task in the forum. In fact, Marms here is a glowing example of what a single male can truly achieve in a place like this! ;)
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Is it time for that third pot of coffee yet?
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most just join in with the banter....which is what I thought was happening here.

Ditto.
Thanks Reese,
actually, the post that I refered to came from a thread started by Roger743, entitled How can a single guy not get depressed?
Anyone that's seen Roger around recently couldn't imagine him being depressed (unless it was in the classic comic genius mould of Spike Milligan or Peter Sellers or Tony Hancock or, no actually I'll stop there), Rogerspent time here and posted intelligent posts, try it, you might like the results eventually.
Chris
well herts is a ok place but i do find the whole concept of this quite awesome!
As i am so young many people think or seem to think that i am a little bratt or just not mature enough!
Can Anyone dawn some light on the situation and give some sort of feedback or Advice on where to go from here!!!!!!!!!

thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.

Might I suggest, Coolpants, that if you expect an intelligent response, you might want to consider how intelligent (or not) your post was. Even disregarding the message you gave, the spelling, grammar and punctuation show a distinct lack of aforementioned intelligence.
Suggest that if you want to throw stones, you get the f*ck out of your glass house lol
Bev
ok got the hint i was rushing am a busy person this conversation brightens up a dull job. Which is a nightmare! i did not mean to sound nieve or like an arrogant male pig !
Next time i will think before i right a stupid comment again.
Don`t worry about it! Yours pale in comparison to the odd stupid comments which crop up when some of us oldies get pissed! rotflmao
Not me of course, I`m never offensive :smug:
Venusxxx
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ok got the hint i was rushing am a busy person this conversation brightens up a dull job. Which is a nightmare! i did not mean to sound nieve or like an arrogant male pig !
Next time i will think before i right a stupid comment again.

Lordy!Ya've seen the light brother!
We've all done it at some time or other.
:welcome: a bit and have some fun with us.
Lb :love:
some of us oldies

Speak for yourself, cheeky cow!
I've just seen pics of you at the Notts munch, never realised you were there confused
Bev
xx
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some of us oldies

I've just seen pics of you at the Notts munchxx
*cringe*
Where`s the sod who bumped that damn thread?! mad :x :x
I`m gunning!
Venusxxx
Cheers feel bit better now.
Thought i was going to be boiled alive. maybe taking up bowls or golf is a good idea biggrin
Quote by coolpants
Cheers feel bit better now.
Thought i was going to be boiled alive. maybe taking up bowls or golf is a good idea biggrin

Na ,plenty of balls (or bollox) on ere.
(mostly spoken)!
Lb :love:
Na ,plenty of balls (or bollox) on ere.
(mostly spoken)!

By LB himself usually lol :lol:
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
Na ,plenty of balls (or bollox) on ere.
(mostly spoken)!

By LB himself usually lol :lol:
Bev
xx
Ouch! worship
Lb :love: