Im in so much trouble !

12 Jul 2005

Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour confused

. What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off sad

:( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment redface

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12 Jul 2005

my advice is put all the whites, and only whites not bits of colour not even a trim, on a boil wash with some bleach or your vanish, i swear by a boil wash even gets my kids socks clean lol

12 Jul 2005

Dino
Only piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined. The cost will be enough punishment and you will NEVER make that mistake again, will you???
Bless - lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love to see Hornyred's face when she finds out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh sorry were you looking for sympathy?????
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12 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
DinoOnly piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined.

Yep that should work too lol

12 Jul 2005

Don't worry about it. wink

:wink:
I turned Kitty's shirts pink as some people know but I survived and I'm still here...............................................................just!!
redface

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:P

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Thats the only help I can give lol

Fred (not being helpfull at all)

12 Jul 2005

Before you do anything else find a good shop and investigate "Stain Devils" they have one specially formulated for each type of stain and they work.
Pulled my nuts off the roast on occasion :!:

12 Jul 2005

DON'T put bleach on if they are delicate, she'll kill you.
Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't wash whites. biggrin

Leave them soaking and go and buy some colour run from the supermarket and wash them with that.
Jas
XXX

12 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Dino
Only piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined. The cost will be enough punishment and you will NEVER make that mistake again, will you???
Bless - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love to see Hornyred's face when she finds out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh sorry were you looking for sympathy?????
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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Good work fella!!! I think you should wallow in your masculine ineptitude in all matters of feminine domesticity - or in plain English, if you play it right, she'll never let you near the washing machine ever again!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

12 Jul 2005

Dino
Why dont you just leave it for the washing fairy to sort out dunno

We have a washing fairy and she's never made that mistake before...you'd have been better leaving it to her in the first place :doh:
If all else fails, leave the pink stuff next to the ironing pile and maybe the ironing fairy will take pity on you and make it all better.
In fact I have a brilliant idea wait until HornyRed comes home and BLAME the washing fairy for the mishap, HR will never suss :smug:
I'm off for a beer now, my work here is done cool

12 Jul 2005

Just realised the answer to your problem is in your sig block >>>>
Use the petrol on the clothes and you then claim it was spontaneous combustion lol
Then say the Firemen where toooooooooo slow
Fred (not a fireman)

12 Jul 2005

Ignore the unwashed masses gloating over your misfortune Dino,
Keep the washing wet, nip down the local supermarket and get a sachet of colour run remover, not guaranteed but you should salavage some of your clothes.
Two other tips:
Make sure you buy a sachet with the lable still on and...
READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS! .
lhk
Kat
P.S. - What are you doing out of your GFZ? smackbottom

12 Jul 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Dino
Why dont you just leave it for the washing fairy to sort out
We have a washing fairy and she's never made that mistake before...you'd have been better leaving it to her in the first place :doh:
If all else fails, leave the pink stuff next to the ironing pile and maybe the ironing fairy will take pity on you and make it all better.
In fact I have a brilliant idea wait until HornyRed comes home and BLAME the washing fairy for the mishap, HR will never suss :smug:
I'm off for a beer now, my work here is done

What are you having, Laird?Great minds deserve a drink ( to mix metaphors ) - what's the heavy like here? :cheers:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Good work fella!!! I think you should wallow in your masculine ineptitude in all matters of feminine domesticity - or in plain English, if you play it right, she'll never let you near the washing machine ever again!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now THAT tactic I KNOW works! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Good work fella!!! I think you should wallow in your masculine ineptitude in all matters of feminine domesticity - or in plain English, if you play it right, she'll never let you near the washing machine ever again!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now THAT tactic I KNOW works! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: You want to join me and The Laird for a pint, ES?

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
DON'T put bleach on if they are delicate, she'll kill you.
Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't wash whites.
Leave them soaking and go and buy some colour run from the supermarket and wash them with that.
Jas
XXX

whats delicate????
ive put all the whites/pinks in the sink with boiling water and a bit of bleach and wiil get some colour run or stain devil on em tomorrow and then do a boil wash (what ever that is, it doesnt say that on our washing machine)
Im going to have a little cry now :cry: :cry:

12 Jul 2005

Plan A - stick 'em in a biological wash (so says me Angelica) and dry 'em in the sun. You'll have to do this a couple of times fer it to work and then it might not be perfect but may not be noticeable (exciting innit!!)
Plan B - Admit everything and she'll never leave you alone again!!
Why the fluck did ya touch the washing machine of all things??

12 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Good work fella!!! I think you should wallow in your masculine ineptitude in all matters of feminine domesticity - or in plain English, if you play it right, she'll never let you near the washing machine ever again!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now THAT tactic I KNOW works! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You want to join me and The Laird for a pint, ES?
Ooooooooooooerr! Go on then. :cheers:

12 Jul 2005

you could always just bin it all and when she asks where her fave shirt is a week down the line say...i dunno you do the washing woman lol

12 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
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Why the fluck did ya touch the washing machine of all things??

I dont know, it was a good idea at the time, i thought i could do it confused

and that it would be easy :? :? :?

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
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Why the fluck did ya touch the washing machine of all things??

I dont know, it was a good idea at the time, i thought i could do it confused

and that it would be easy :? :? :?
tut tut tut..... oh dear oh dear.. smile

:) :) :)
so it is your stuff or hers that has turned pink??
i suggest that you get the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy from interflora... and practice your puppy dog look.....
sean

12 Jul 2005

I'm with Smokerjim on this one
Good ploy mate, now that you will never have to do the washing again, lets work on the cooker.............next time you have to cook something (no matter how simple) burn the fecker, especially toast. After all, if you can't get that right, you might never have to do anything else. lol

:lol:
If you have to mow the grass............mow the cable instead, the cost of a repairman will keep you off the mower for good. :lol:
If you are asked to iron something for an important night out.......(no, thats too risky) lets just stick with the everyday stuff, well you know what to do mate. You will never be asked again :lol:
In short, whatever you are asked to do, make a really crappy job of it. It will get you out of so many chores. More time for lazing in the garden with a few beers :lol: :lol:
Hhhmm, perhaps thats why i'm single....................... :cry:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
you could always just bin it all and when she asks where her fave shirt is a week down the line say...i dunno you do the washing woman lol

You want to join me and the boys at the bar, NN?

12 Jul 2005

Dino.
Pal.
Mate.
Buddy.
Forget all this half arsed advice.
The answer is easy . . . . . .
RUN AWAY ! ! ! ! ! !
bolt

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12 Jul 2005

If he realy loves you he does not mind if everything is pink. I admit she would crown me if it happened to me

12 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
you could always just bin it all and when she asks where her fave shirt is a week down the line say...i dunno you do the washing woman lol

You want to join me and the boys at the bar, NN?
oh ta m8 mines a pint :thumbup:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
I'm with Smokerjim on this one
Good ploy mate, now that you will never have to do the washing again, lets work on the cooker.............next time you have to cook something (no matter how simple) burn the fecker, especially toast. After all, if you can't get that right, you might never have to do anything else. :lol:
If you have to mow the grass............mow the cable instead, the cost of a repairman will keep you off the mower for good. :lol:
If you are asked to iron something for an important night out.......(no, thats too risky) lets just stick with the everyday stuff, well you know what to do mate. You will never be asked again :lol:
In short, whatever you are asked to do, make a really crappy job of it. It will get you out of so many chores. More time for lazing in the garden with a few beers :lol: :lol:
Hhhmm, perhaps thats why i'm single....................... :cry:

Your problem is ....what exactly?

12 Jul 2005

Thankyou all for your advice, im praying for the washing fairies to turn up confused

but to be honest,, i know im going to have to bin everything. On a brighter note,, most of the stuff was mine, but i will nip out tomorrow to buy a white mini skirt( to replace the one ive ruinned) and hope she doesnt notice(im sure she was going to wear that at the Burton munch you see :? :? :? )
I cant wait to see what tomorrow has in store for me blink

:blink: :blink:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
I'm with Smokerjim on this one
Good ploy mate, now that you will never have to do the washing again, lets work on the cooker.............next time you have to cook something (no matter how simple) burn the fecker, especially toast. After all, if you can't get that right, you might never have to do anything else. :lol:

hey i hear that blonde is a dab hand in the kitchen...... why don't you ask her?????
if you play your cards right it could be take-aways every night!!!!
1 dose of food poison (very mild) and you'll be banished from the kitchen for life.......