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Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I don't want anyone to ululate over me
Too late, but I'll help you clean up. You need 3 parts lemon juice, to one part swarfvega and one part battery acid.
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Oh dear.
You experienced the "Blue Screen of Sheath"
I am so sorry. :cry:
Tis ok... I shall recover, it may be fun... I'm off to Rome to frighten the Pope with it.
OOOO are you talking about that bloke wot thinks that condoms INCREASE the spread of AIDs ??
Yes the Enlightened one!
He also wants Wheels to be triangular, fish to be forced to live in council houses and children aged 8-13 oulawed.
Still, it's not like anyone believes the mad old duffer is it?
He's not God! I can prove it. 
An amusing tale, concerning said Pontiff.
A young chap I was training with kicked like a donkey. No one apart from me was mad enough to hold pads while he kicked them. He came in one night, and made a beeline for me. I knew what was coming, so I said "I suppose you want me to hold your pads for you?"
In his reply, he got his euphamisms a little mixed up.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
It's now passed into common usage in these parts- so should you hear me/us say it, it's not an indicator of our madness
An amusing tale, concerning said Pontiff.
A young chap I was training with kicked like a donkey. No one apart from me was mad enough to hold pads while he kicked them. He came in one night, and made a beeline for me. I knew what was coming, so I said "I suppose you want me to hold your pads for you?"
In his reply, he got his euphamisms a little mixed up.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
It's now passed into common usage in these parts- so should you hear me/us say it, it's not an indicator of our madness
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
He's not God! I can prove it.
An amusing tale, concerning said Pontiff.
A young chap I was training with kicked like a donkey. No one apart from me was mad enough to hold pads while he kicked them. He came in one night, and made a beeline for me. I knew what was coming, so I said "I suppose you want me to hold your pads for you?"
In his reply, he got his euphamisms a little mixed up.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
It's now passed into common usage in these parts- so should you hear me/us say it, it's not an indicator of our madness
Does he indeed?
I always wondered why he wore those robes... obviously for ease of access...
Flower, I shall tread carefully. I'm not a god though. Just a tit. There's a big difference. I'd happily worship a tit.
I already do to many on here...
Quote by Witchy
He's not God! I can prove it.
An amusing tale, concerning said Pontiff.
A young chap I was training with kicked like a donkey. No one apart from me was mad enough to hold pads while he kicked them. He came in one night, and made a beeline for me. I knew what was coming, so I said "I suppose you want me to hold your pads for you?"
In his reply, he got his euphamisms a little mixed up.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
It's now passed into common usage in these parts- so should you hear me/us say it, it's not an indicator of our madness
Ooh we use that line all the time.
Except when there's kids about and it becomes 'does the pope come in the woods?' :giggle:
Sex God
Oh Woe is me!
I am bereft! I am in dispair! I am woe'd, saddened, tear filled and racked with sobs of such heaving sadness that I could make an Oscar acceptance speech!
I've only annoyed 31% of the people so far. That is just not good enough.
Must try harder.
I am bereft! I am in dispair! I am woe'd, saddened, tear filled and racked with sobs of such heaving sadness that I could make an Oscar acceptance speech!
I've only annoyed 31% of the people so far. That is just not good enough.
Must try harder.
Sexpert
Quote by Cubes
Bill Oddie... Bill Oddie...
Put your hands all over my body.
:grin:
Oh ditto.
I thought I was the only one
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by Nicekat
Bill Oddie... Bill Oddie...
Put your hands all over my body.
:grin:
Oh ditto.
I thought I was the only one
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Are you a fan of the bearded twitcher too Nicekat?
I bet you want to play with his binoculars don't you?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
He's not God! I can prove it.
An amusing tale, concerning said Pontiff.
A young chap I was training with kicked like a donkey. No one apart from me was mad enough to hold pads while he kicked them. He came in one night, and made a beeline for me. I knew what was coming, so I said "I suppose you want me to hold your pads for you?"
In his reply, he got his euphamisms a little mixed up.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
It's now passed into common usage in these parts- so should you hear me/us say it, it's not an indicator of our madness
Ooh we use that line all the time.
Except when there's kids about and it becomes 'does the pope come in the woods?' :giggle:
Is Prince Phillip Greek
:D :D Does the queen go for a pee :D :D
Have you ever seen s....t off a stick :D
.....
Sexpert
Quote by Resonance
Bill Oddie... Bill Oddie...
Put your hands all over my body.
:grin:
Oh ditto.
I thought I was the only one
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Are you a fan of the bearded twitcher too Nicekat?
I bet you want to play with his binoculars don't you?
Id gentaly hold his binoculars for him as he firmly holds his telescope. What a sight to behold a pair of tits.
