Im new, therefore I am.......

23 Dec 2007

Hi naughty santas and kinky girl elves,
Just became a full member and finding it a great website to meet new people. If anybody has any advice for new people that will be greatly appreciated. Or just post and say 'hello!'.
Thanks
Jaye

23 Dec 2007

Try uploading some nice pics of yourself and fill in your profile wink

23 Dec 2007

Apart from that lol! biggrin

23 Dec 2007

Be patient! lol

23 Dec 2007

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html have alook in there...
and :welcome:

23 Dec 2007

Quote by Spartanas25
Apart from that lol!

THAT was excellent advice and you did ask!
Since you asked for advice but dont want to take it, I wont give any
:welcome: hope you have fun

23 Dec 2007

Quote by flower411
OOOO Advice !!! :lol: :lol:
Don`t eat the yellow snow.
Always wrap up warm when it`s cold and wear sunblock in the Summer.
Don`t eat yesterdays rice !! :shock: I didn`t know that one , til last week !!
Don`t drink too much alcohol.
Don`t smoke.
Don`t put any money in Northern Rock.
Never forget an anniversary that may be important to a woman that you are with.
That`s all for now , I`ll be back with more advice later !! :lol:
OOO I nearly forgot !!! :doh:
FILL IN YOUR PROFILE !!!! :thumbup:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup: Great advice Flower :giggle:

24 Dec 2007

Well I did ask didnt I. Ill be more specific next time! lol! wink

:wink: :wink:
Now thats flower power!
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24 Dec 2007

Quote by Spartanas25
Well I did ask didnt I. Ill be more specific next time! lol! :wink: :wink:
Now thats flower power!
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Nice profile and pic :rascal: but I really would follow flowers advise, especially the bit about the yellow snow lol

and welcome to the mad house, also known as the forums :welcome:

24 Dec 2007

I would say not eating yesterdays rice is the best advice so far, and the one fewest people know about.

26 Dec 2007

:welcome:
to the site and the forums.
Have fun!
Noladreams30 x

26 Dec 2007

Quote by Spartanas25 in his profile,
Just checking out the site to see what its all about. Looking to socialise, come to a few munches hopefully and get to know you jolly and horny lot. Am a bit nervous as ive never met anyone like this before. Id describe myself as shy and naughty (always the quiet ones!) but doesnt take long to get me talking and relaxed. Im pretty down to earth too, respectful and 101% genuine. Hope to hear from some of you.

Respectful answers are a good idea in PM too confused

26 Dec 2007

Yep freckledbird,
Those are good too. Always be respectful. smile

Jaye
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26 Dec 2007

yeah fotos and info on ya profile is best place to start, if i open a profile without it, i tend not to bother, also get in the chat rooms, and act yaself!! but dont be too shy, join in where u can and enjoy yaself!

26 Dec 2007

Always wear sun block when out inthe sun!
HI and welcome

26 Dec 2007

Quote by Spartanas25
Yep freckledbird,
Those are good too. Always be respectful.
Jaye
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are you sure you know the definition of the word "respect"?

26 Dec 2007

Yep I do. Respect is number one. Thank you for the great advice guys!
I also believe in 'giving as good as you get'. So give a rubbish reply and youll get a rubbish reply. wink

26 Dec 2007

Post removed by Moderator - if you have a problem, either report to Admin or take it to pm NOT do it on the open forum.

i reported it to admin when it happened - thanks :thumbup:

26 Dec 2007

Again, give a rubbish reply and you get a rubbish reply. And what post was removed btw?
Thanks biggrin

27 Dec 2007

Quote by Deluxcious
If anybody has any advice for new people that will be greatly appreciated. Thanks
Jaye

always take a "thanks but no thanks" with a little bit of maturity!

27 Dec 2007

Hello mate welcome to the site, great advice given already.
Only thing to add is this place isn't a guaranteed shag, like woohoo said a good profile an adds goes a long way an using the chatrooms is always a good first step!!
Have fun!!

27 Dec 2007

Quote by Heaven1970
but dont be too shy

Hows that work then? If you are naturally shy how can you not be TOO shy? dunno

28 Dec 2007

It seems Deluxcious has left the building so I'm locking this thread rolleyes

I'll also be taking a look at deleting some of the drivel posted today loon