Quote by brucie
for the record
im str8.
no turkish cock.
wasnt in turkey. maybe thats why.
sore throat isnt getting better. ffs my piss smells of honey amd lemon already. any more hardcore cures.
i cant swallow. that will upset BIoke.
now my ear hurts a bit. funny how a guy who copped some shrapnel in beirut can be such a pussy when it comes to a sore throat. im ashamed of myself. and that doesnt even count the bad thoughts ive been having about my nephews 18 year old girlfriend.
Well as the saying goes "If you cant swallow - spit" next you will have green phlem and then loads of ear wax and then incontinence sets in...... I am also intrigued about you smelling you own wee. Did you piss in a cup to smell it? ah the joys of being unwell ......
