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I have to agree with sean on the rule of three its human nature men like to brag and women dont want to be seen as easy.
Myself about 90/3= 30 ish
Does it matter really as long as you practice safe sex and noone gets hurt?
Phil
I have always been of the opinon that a woman has as much right to seek sexual gratification as any man, and I agree with you 100% as long as you practise safe sex what difference does it make... imagine if women started judging us by the number of times we maturbate... I myself would be thought of as a right wanker ;-)
Sean
I have no reason to disbelieve you Frogster.
There are sometimes questions or points raised on the forum regarding cars/jobs etc and often at the first opportunity, the poster will try to impress you with theirs.
As I said I dont think you are lying, afterall I've never met you and dont know you. Just trying to offer insight as to the queries lol
Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
not mentioning names for fear of getting please get me tickets PM's!

Please get me tickets!
Ahhh ya bugger I just knew some sod would do that!!!!
Blushes at the suggestion that it was him that started the "car" thread lol
Sean
Well, mine is exactly 20 and I can name every one, a lot of surnames too. Not a bad memory for 26 years of sexual encounters. Mind you, I have had countless numbers of sexual encounters, not ending in penetration. Before I get any comments, I mean spending a few hours pleasing a woman, without the need to shag her!
Who else can remember their lovers names? FROGSTER: you are excluded from that question!
Quote by frogster
Given that there are roughly 50% Males and 50% Females in the world

I was going to say that 50:50 was highly inaccurate, but decided to check my assumptions ... of the 6 billion people in the World the difference between the sexes is only about 37 million and to whole numbers it is 50%.
As for number of partners ... the only answer I would give is that I have had four serious (long term, in my opinion) relationships. The number of sexual encounters is for me to know and noone to find out.
Quote by marmalaid
Please get me tickets!

As long as it's not for Cliff Richard.......... Ehh! biggrin
By the way mate...... I have also been support for that scotish band with your namesake! (looooong time ago..... Ob La Bloody Di Ob La Bloody Da) nice guys though!
Me - 13 ................. oh damn, you didn't say this week so far did you....... :doh:
Back to the calculator...................... loon
:fuckinghell:
:eeek:
:confused:
Nope.... not a bloody clue, sorry :grin:
frogster wrote:
By the way mate...... I have also been support for that scotish band with your namesake! (looooong time ago..... Ob La Bloody Di Ob La Bloody Da) nice guys though!

Did you have a jam session with them? rolleyes
Mike.
:P Darn, now where was it that the Jam where switching on the Christmas lights this year? I knew I should have kept todays daily express.
Quote by roger743
I'd need to take my socks off to find out my number...

I can probably help, Roger, as I'm able to count to 1,023 on my fingers.
As for me, up until early this year, I'd had a grand total of just five partners in my lifetime. Since Vix & I have started swinging, that total's climbed to twelve (and, hopefully, counting ;)).
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Reese
I'd need to take my socks off to find out my number...

I can probably help, Roger, as I'm able to count to 1,023 on my fingers.
As for me, up until early this year, I'd had a grand total of just five partners in my lifetime. Since Vix & I have started swinging, that total's climbed to twelve (and, hopefully, counting ;)).
~Reese! surprised
:P So if we use that *devide by 3* rule it's kinda conservative for you me finks wink
Someone's telling porkies rolleyes
4 males and 1 female
F
Quote by Reese
I'm able to count to 1,023 on my fingers.

Hmm. I can only count to 192 using my fingers alone.
Quote by nealfiona
4 males and 1 female
F

Oooh...care to increase those numbers by 1 each?! ;)
Quote by zootle
I'm able to count to 1,023 on my fingers.

Hmm. I can only count to 192 using my fingers alone.
Curious. If I leave out my thumbs out of the equation, I can still get to 255. Have you had some sort of hideous accident?! :shock:
~Reese! surprised
oh well theres an offer!
F
Quote by Reese
Curious. If I leave out my thumbs out of the equation, I can still get to 255. Have you had some sort of hideous accident?! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

OK, think I've sussed it now, yup, 1024.
You can count to 8 using a single finger, 4 fingers * 8 = 32. So, 32 on one hand alone, using the other you get 32*32.
Quote by Libra-Love
I'd need to take my socks off to find out my number...

I can probably help, Roger, as I'm able to count to 1,023 on my fingers.
As for me, up until early this year, I'd had a grand total of just five partners in my lifetime. Since Vix & I have started swinging, that total's climbed to twelve (and, hopefully, counting ;)).
~Reese! surprised
:P So if we use that *devide by 3* rule it's kinda conservative for you me finks wink
Someone's telling porkies rolleyes
Me? Lie?! Never!! Besides, Vix can verify those last 7 (then again, if she's bound by the *multiply by 3* rule, then it'd be a gross overestimate)! :P
Quote by nealfiona
oh well theres an offer!

Indeed!! Any takers?! :twisted:
~Reese! :o
Quote by zootle
Curious. If I leave out my thumbs out of the equation, I can still get to 255. Have you had some sort of hideous accident?! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

OK, think I've sussed it now, yup, 1024.
You can count to 8 using a single finger, 4 fingers * 8 = 32. So, 32 on one hand alone, using the other you get 32*32.
Zootle~
Think in binary, where 11111 11111 (i.e. all ten fingers) equals 2^10-1 or 1,024. smile
~Reese! :o
:P Reese and Zootle smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
That's for discussing Math again out loud. You know the problems it stirs up in this house.
Forget that whole *smells like teen spirit* malarkey rolleyes
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
And that's so you don't forget!
Quote by Libra-Love
:P Reese and Zootle smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
That's for discussing Math again out loud. You know the problems it stirs up in this house.

Hey!! Lest ye forget, you're the one who brought up that *divide by 3* rule...does that mean we get to :smackbottom: you, too?!
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Reese
:P Reese and Zootle smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
That's for discussing Math again out loud. You know the problems it stirs up in this house.

Hey!! Lest ye forget, you're the one who brought up that *divide by 3* rule...does that mean we get to :smackbottom: you, too?!
~Reese! surprised
:P No, no, no. I brought up the *devide by 3* I can't say the other word in this house.
But since you're offering :rascal:
Quote by Libra-Love
But since you're offering :rascal:

Excellent. Now just hold still there a moment whilst I prepare me whacking stick... :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
:P Kinda hard to hold still when I'm week in the knees
But here goes.....
:moon:
Hit me with your best shot :twisted:
Quote by nealfiona
4 males and 1 female
F
Fiona is now my official Hero of the day :-)
Sean
Quote by Libra-Love
Hit me with your best shot :twisted:

Will have to get rather close, if you don't mind, as my chosen whacking implement is only the sixth cardinal number in the Fibonacci sequence of n=n+n inches long. :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Reese
Think in binary, where 11111 11111 (i.e. all ten fingers) equals 2^10-1 or 1,024. smile

:doh:
I'm a computer progammer! I deal with binary on a daily basis, I shoud've figured that!
The blatant clue was in the number.
Still, my solution also works :)
Quote by frogster

Between 1400 and 1450, I think….. sounds bad, but it only works out to about 1 a week on average over my active lifetime….. and some days there were more than 1 (on one day there was 4 different girls….. that was Braintree in Essex of all places)…
Nearly all of these were one night stands, maybe 100 or so were regular when we passed that way again…. And 6 were what I term as “long term”. :shock: redface :shock:
Anyway there it is………… but hey I have changed a lot……..
surprisedops: :!:

What The ???? Just read this!! Blimey and christ on a bike!!!!! :shock: Still, the mathematics work out okay dunno
Loosely associated with entertainment it seems plausible to me.
For the record........me 2...............she 1........... :oops:
2 thoughts : Wonder if its possible to be minused "-" (as a result of our appalling and frankly quite unacceptable record to date)
Did it ever get mind numbingly boring for Frogster?
Someone asked about surnames.....
Well I'm still in touch with both of my lovers.....still have one of them on the odd occasion when he's in this country......so of course I remember his surname...
But the other one never gave me his surname so I don't know......but that's an internet thing.....
And next weekend at Satin's I won't be asking for surnames before I get down and dirty....LoL....