were you a children's entertainer in a previous life kinky?
Well, Sigs......You're close buddy, I was actually the jester at the court of King Arthur. Ahhhh, happy days....roll out of bed at midday, entertain kings and noblemen all afternoon with jests and japes from my Jimmy Tabuck book of olde worlde sure fire gags (still available on ebay)
then home to the wife and 16 kids for an evening round the candle.
Oh, happy days, happy days.....