Intrigued

16 Jun 2004

Quote by JonnyV
Just so I'm clear, what's the threshold between slapper and someone just having a good time?

The person making the judgement really ;o)
Silky xx

16 Jun 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
The person making the judgement really ;o)
Silky xx

Well said, Silky, but at this moment I can't be judged, as I'm sat behind this ruddy computer, supposedly writing my third novel. I can't believe I'm stuck on discribing a sex scene in a wooded glade. Can't put what I want, as I'd never get published. That's the problem with fiction, not to make it too believable. rolleyes

I seem to have changed subject. What are you two doing this evening, wink

now everyone thinks I'm a slapper?
Keith3006

16 Jun 2004

Its not difficult ......a slapper can be easily spotted by her predeliction for white shoes and black tights !
G

16 Jun 2004

dont forget the white handbag on the floor to dance around! lol

16 Jun 2004

Following on from the definition of an alcoholic (someone you don;t like who drinks as much as you do), a slapper is clearly someone you don't like who has as many partners as you :-)

16 Jun 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Its not difficult ......a slapper can be easily spotted by her predeliction for white shoes and black tights !
G

'Ere, how dare you. I've never had white shoes, and the only time I wore black tights was when I got caught in snow drifts on the M6, and that was years ago, but trust you to bring that up again. After-all, it was you who took them off, G, to lend them to me, and you said you wouldn't tell anyone, especially, Silky. They weren't very good though, as they were Silky's, and they had a split crutch, if you remember? Only my legs were warm, but that nice lady in the car behind helped thaw both of us out, but discretion forbids me to release any more details, even to Silky, unless you take back the lie of seeing me in white shoes! redface

Keith

16 Jun 2004

Quote by DeniseBabe
So anyone in white tights and black shoes must be frigid then

Now how often do you wear white tights? Especially with black shoes!
Besides, I'd take you for a stocking wearer? In fact, I'd take you even if you weren't wearing shoes at all :!:
Keith

16 Jun 2004

Quote by MrDarcy
Mine is about 12..uh oh who's going to be unlucky !!!!

To avoid the unlucky number have a threesome(or more!) and skip to number 14(or above depending on how many you end up with at one time!) therefore missing out the unluckiness on the way!
I wouldn't complain at having 12 anyway! I'm a shiney new penny compared to some amounts being mentioned.... redface

1000- form an orderly queue please.....! lol

Oooo I think I'll regret saying that!

16 Jun 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I wouldn't complain at having 12 anyway! I'm a shiney new penny compared to some amounts being mentioned....
1000- form an orderly queue please.....!
Oooo I think I'll regret saying that!

12 isn't that bad babe......... and just think that is is quality rather than quantity than i am sure matters.....
if people are forming an orderly queue, can i be bouncer???? always fancied saying "sorry mate, names not down, you're not coming in!" biggrin

:D :D :D

16 Jun 2004

I havent had 12! I only wish i had.....
I've had 4, three guys one girl...... I can even remember their names! redface

As for the bouncer job, because your the first to ask....condsider yourself booked!
:lol:

17 Jun 2004

don't know about records... but my wife had on average two guys a week for ten years... thats 2x50x10 = at least a thousand.....

17 Jun 2004

Quote by ChairmanMiaow
9 - finally sworn off relationships after being stuck in them since I was 14, so might finally make it into double figures - yay
Re Peter Stringfellow, I loved Jonathon Ross's comment on him. Something along the lines of "What's the point of having so many partners? How does sex get better after number 1000? Do you find a new hole or something ?"
While I'm on that subject, what is it with Peter Stringfellow? Every girl I know thinks he's the most revolting man on earth! Who are all these girls that he manages to convince otherwise ?
My theory is that he's a cautionary tale to young ladies on the dangers of intoxication.

Interview with young woman going out with Peter Stringfellow "So what do you see in multi-milionare Mr stringfellow"
Need I say more!
Infact.. what about that bloke that has the "wifelets" cant remebr his name but he owns a stately home and tigers n things, lol.

17 Jun 2004

Interview with young woman going out with Peter Stringfellow "So what do you see in multi-milionare Mr stringfellow"
Wasn't that Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee?

17 Jun 2004

How did I know I'd f*cked up on the quotes thingy! rolleyes

:roll:

17 Jun 2004

Quote by novice1
How did I know I'd f*cked up on the quotes thingy! :roll:

LOL
and yes I believe it was, or someone very similar, lol.

17 Jun 2004

Quote by DeniseBabe
After listening to a BB debate tonight i was wondering who holds the record here for most partners..... i dont think the 1000 they were discussing in BB possible...... maybe im wrong.
Submit your numbers and lets see

In the same way as I've always been secure enough in myself never to have needed to measure the size of my knob; I've never been conceited enough to have kept count.
(But then, I've always been a smug b*st*rd) wink