If you could invent a new law to take immediate effect..... what would you choose?????
Mine would be :...........
To make the bringing of obnoxious children into public areas a criminal offence...........punishable by death.....
or........
To prohibit the sale of, and display in public, of garden gnomes....... a criminal offence under the General Sensibilities Act of 2005........ lol
equi-princess xxx
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Inventing New Laws
Quote by equi-princess
To make the bringing of obnoxious children into public areas a criminal offence...........punishable by death.....
I would second this... but who would you put to death? The brat or the brat's parent(s)?
Throwing cigarette ends out of car windows, punishable by having to eat offending dog end - off the road, while being kicked.... sorry, but I do rather dislike this habit.
Sex God
My choice would be . . .
To make the work shy dole scroungers work in the community to earn their money, like the rest of us have to . . .
To ban anyone who wears Burberry from breeding. Yes I know it's extreme, but it would cut down on the next generation of dole scroungers. See the pattern forming?
And to be able to shoot on sight, anyone who asks us whilst we are out shopping, if we can spare a few moments to take part in a survery . . . which actually more often than not means "can I try and press you to take out a club book?"
Tracy-Jayne :P
To make the work shy dole scroungers work in the community to earn their money, like the rest of us have to . . .
To ban anyone who wears Burberry from breeding. Yes I know it's extreme, but it would cut down on the next generation of dole scroungers. See the pattern forming?
And to be able to shoot on sight, anyone who asks us whilst we are out shopping, if we can spare a few moments to take part in a survery . . . which actually more often than not means "can I try and press you to take out a club book?"
Tracy-Jayne :P
Quote by JoeMiller
To make the bringing of obnoxious children into public areas a criminal offence...........punishable by death.....
I would second this... but who would you put to death? The brat or the brat's parent(s)?
Throwing cigarette ends out of car windows, punishable by having to eat offending dog end - off the road, while being kicked.... sorry, but I do rather dislike this habit.
To answer your question........
I would put to death......
a) The small obnoxious child..... because its breathing.... and to prevent it from growing up and possibly having small horrible children of its own..........
and......
b) The parents...... for having the gall to bring said small obnoxious child out in the first place..... and if they have more than one.......... hang, draw and quarter them all..........lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by JoeMiller
To make the bringing of obnoxious children into public areas a criminal offence...........punishable by death.....
I would second this... but who would you put to death? The brat or the brat's parent(s)?
Throwing cigarette ends out of car windows, punishable by having to eat offending dog end - off the road, while being kicked.... sorry, but I do rather dislike this habit.
and whilst the traffic is still moving! With you on this one JM.
Quote by equi-princess
To make the bringing of obnoxious children into public areas a criminal offence...........punishable by death.....
I would second this... but who would you put to death? The brat or the brat's parent(s)?
Throwing cigarette ends out of car windows, punishable by having to eat offending dog end - off the road, while being kicked.... sorry, but I do rather dislike this habit.
To answer your question........
I would put to death......
a) The small obnoxious child..... because its breathing.... and to prevent it from growing up and possibly having small horrible children of its own..........
and......
b) The parents...... for having the gall to bring said small obnoxious child out in the first place..... and if they have more than one.......... hang, draw and quarter them all..........lol
equi-princess xxx
Would the family shopping trips to Asda be included in this too? And the little shits who like to stand in the trolleys, or hang off the front? If so, then I think we should all write to our local MP's and see if we can get it approved.
Sex God
Sweating garlic in public.
Leaving Romford without a passport.
Having left Romford, putting your handbag on the floor so people who can dance fall over it.
For these crimes, the perpetrator shall be sentenced to a minimum of 6 months of watching Eastenders in solitary confinement and force fed a diet of pit bull vindaloo and Liebfraumilch.
Leaving Romford without a passport.
Having left Romford, putting your handbag on the floor so people who can dance fall over it.
For these crimes, the perpetrator shall be sentenced to a minimum of 6 months of watching Eastenders in solitary confinement and force fed a diet of pit bull vindaloo and Liebfraumilch.
Orgasminator
:fuckinghell:
Well there goes me attending the next house party in my pink burberry fleecy babygrow then
And now Ice Pie wants me to get a passport to attend anything out with McChav Central...
I'll go put myself in the shed now shall I :roll:
Well there goes me attending the next house party in my pink burberry fleecy babygrow then
And now Ice Pie wants me to get a passport to attend anything out with McChav Central...
I'll go put myself in the shed now shall I :roll:
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
:fuckinghell:
Well there goes me attending the next house party in my pink burberry fleecy babygrow then
And now Ice Pie wants me to get a passport to attend anything out with McChav Central...
I'll go put myself in the shed now shall I :roll:
But you have a passport dear. The SH lapel pin opens all doors. ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
:fuckinghell:
Well there goes me attending the next house party in my pink burberry fleecy babygrow then
And now Ice Pie wants me to get a passport to attend anything out with McChav Central...
I'll go put myself in the shed now shall I :roll:
:thumbup:
Thats alright.... cause i qualified for one of them... so am exempt to your law :cool:
Thank gawd for that... had me going for a mo then :roll:
But you have a passport dear. The SH lapel pin opens all doors. ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
:fuckinghell:
Well there goes me attending the next house party in my pink burberry fleecy babygrow then
And now Ice Pie wants me to get a passport to attend anything out with McChav Central...
I'll go put myself in the shed now shall I :roll:
But you have a passport dear. The SH lapel pin opens all doors. ;)
:thumbup:
Thats alright.... cause i qualified for one of them... so am exempt to your law :cool:
Thank gawd for that... had me going for a mo then :roll:
i would ban preganat women from smoking.
The law state no one under the age of 16 can smoke, are these poor little babies not people worthy of that protection too? they should be even more so as they are in the most critical stages of development
Also going back to TJ and her dole scroungers lol
Now i understand that sometime we need help, i may self have lost my job in the past and had to reply of benifits till i have found something else but what i object to is people who sit on the does for years having loads of kids, now i had to plan my family round my finances so why should they have loads and get played for it??
so my law would be that the dole only pay for your first two kids after that u provide for them yourself!
The law state no one under the age of 16 can smoke, are these poor little babies not people worthy of that protection too? they should be even more so as they are in the most critical stages of development
Also going back to TJ and her dole scroungers lol
Now i understand that sometime we need help, i may self have lost my job in the past and had to reply of benifits till i have found something else but what i object to is people who sit on the does for years having loads of kids, now i had to plan my family round my finances so why should they have loads and get played for it??
so my law would be that the dole only pay for your first two kids after that u provide for them yourself!
Quote by dambuster
It should be law that Marmite be kept in a db-proof jar, locked in a db-proof cupboard.
And Tufanega and baked beans (cold) should be available on the NHS, quicklyer than booking a medical fgs ! !
Nooooooo........ marmite is to be venerated and adored..... not locked away in a cupboard. I cannot survive without marmite..... normally spread thickly on hot buttered toast for breakfast.... or supper..... along with a cup of coffee.......
Marmite haters should be flogged to within an inch of their lives.......lol
equi-princess xxx
PETA* and all animal rights activists be covered by the Terrorism act.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that!
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*Whilst I know PETA is a animal rights group which has no apparent criminal element, they nevertheless condone criminal acts carried out by activists.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that!
)*Whilst I know PETA is a animal rights group which has no apparent criminal element, they nevertheless condone criminal acts carried out by activists.
Quote by bigDewi69
PETA* and all animal rights activists be covered by the Terrorism act.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that!
All Welsh forum members who fly the Welsh flag as avatars, or have the word Welsh in their name ( biwelshminx, welshbicouple... etc) to write their posts in English and Welsh....
...... though we may have to send Freckledbird on a Welsh language course so she can check their spelling....and then tell us all if they are just making it up
Quote by postie
PETA* and all animal rights activists be covered by the Terrorism act.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that!
All Welsh forum members who fly the Welsh flag as avatars, or have the word Welsh in their name ( biwelshminx, welshbicouple... etc) to write their posts in English and Welsh....
...... though we may have to send Freckledbird on a Welsh language course so she can check their spelling....and then tell us all if they are just making it up
you can't shoot minxy :eeek:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
PETA* and all animal rights activists be covered by the Terrorism act.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that!
All Welsh forum members who fly the Welsh flag as avatars, or have the word Welsh in their name ( biwelshminx, welshbicouple... etc) to write their posts in English and Welsh....
...... though we may have to send Freckledbird on a Welsh language course so she can check their spelling....and then tell us all if they are just making it up
you can't shoot minxy :eeek:
I never said I would.... :shock:
i never said any punishment as it happens.... so... erm.... if they don't comply with the SH Bilingual Act (Welsh) 2005 then they get.... erm....
put across my knee !
:thumbup: 
Sex God
large breasted women should trampolene naked on television. that should render football obsolete overnight
Sex God
chop hands off for people who touch without asking in swinging clubs ,for single doggers who follow couples made to drive without tyres and for the pmers without asking there pc to self destruct in 20 seconds
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
large breasted women should trampolene naked on television. that should render football obsolete overnight
fuck me :shock:
where did you come from?
geographicaly, biologicaly or what?
