Is a finger of fudge just enough?

1 Aug 2004

I'm just having a break from the sun after a hard hour's sunbathing, whilst reading my monthly 'mens' magasine.
No! not that type! redface

It's a health type one. :bounce:
There is a very interesting article about chocolate. Seems you ladies have been telling fibs about why you eat chocolate.
Sex experts at the European Federation of Sexology Conference (Must admit I didn't know there was one) are currently developing chocolate bars that will help women orgasm. :notes:
The chocolate bars will contain higher than normal levels of the chemical phenylethylamine which the body releases during sex. :jagsatwork:
So guys, might be a good idea to leave those bars of dairy milk lying around after all.

1 Aug 2004

See that, Ian, Tony,Rol, Malc, Dave and Andy
I told you there was a good reason for my secret stash of Galaxy!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:
BTW - last night's Birthday party was fab.
My Maths teacher once told me that '5 into 1 won't go' - it will at my Parties!!
L&K
blast

SHirley and Ian

1 Aug 2004

Bugger, bugger and double bugger!!
Reminder to self.......read all of the post not just part of it in future.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Aug 2004

Well i gave chocolate up 10 months ago,and believe me my orgasms are as good as theyve ever been,infact now we can get into better positions theyre even better than they were before wink

Clare,xxx
:wink:

1 Aug 2004

Quote by ShirleyDoes
My Maths teacher once told me that '5 into 1 won't go' - it will at my Parties!!
L&K
SHirley and Ian

I think I'll use that example when I get back to school. It does answer the question 'When will we ever use this...' :jagsatwork:
Rich

1 Aug 2004

My chocolate is ORGASMIC !!! biggrin

1 Aug 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
Sex experts at the European Federation of Sexology Conference (Must admit I didn't know there was one) are currently developing chocolate bars that will help women orgasm. :notes:

Sorry I do know :doh:
It's called the Swinging Heaven forum
Rich

1 Aug 2004

Well, if it's true that chocolate helps women orgasm, it should have exactly the same effect on men...... so guys, what are you waiting for, start guzzling :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1 Aug 2004

What happens if you dont need help to orgasm?? dunno

Does that mean you shouldnt eat chocolate anymore???? :shock:

1 Aug 2004

chocolate contains all that lovely fat which sticks to thighs and bums ...... cool

1 Aug 2004

Quote by garfield69
chocolate contains all that lovely fat which sticks to thighs and bums ......

Yes it does.
But it's great fun licking it off again. biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D

1 Aug 2004

Sobs uncontrollably .......
all this talk of chocolate .... a) I'm dieting and b) I'm a diabetic :cry:
Meanies ....
Of course I don't need chocolate ....... :twisted: biggrin

1 Aug 2004

same here just watched the mrs do a 2 hour workout,i done 100 sit ups and 20 min of punchbag(i broke it off the wall) :cry:
now ive cooled down i might even go for a 10 mile walk.....god knows where,croydon is boring rolleyes

1 Aug 2004

I did some kickboxing this afternoon :sparring: . Trouble is, we were punching without gloves and all the skin has rubbed off my knuckles. They are as raw as fuck right now and I'm having problems typing sad

:( :(

1 Aug 2004

get some gloves or mitts....otherwise youll ruin your hands........u poor hun

1 Aug 2004

Yeah, we've got the gloves and all the kit. It's just good to train without gloves every now and again. The skin grows back hard so the hands become very tough. My old kickboxing instructor used to make us train without gloves to make us hard bastards cool

8-) 8-)

1 Aug 2004

i always thought that was to toughen feet and legs.....i always bandage my hands......doesnt new skin come back soft tho coz its new tissue

1 Aug 2004

Yeah, it's tender at first but if you keep training with bare hands your knuckles really will develop hard skin to protect them - you just have to go through the pain barrier first! We also used to have to do shin blocks with no skin pads - OUCH! I tell you, the bruising as amazing, but my legs got REALLY HARD!!!! cool

1 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
Sobs uncontrollably .......
all this talk of chocolate .... a) I'm dieting and b) I'm a diabetic :cry:
Meanies ....
Of course I don't need chocolate ....... :twisted:

i am sure they do diabetic chocolate..... granted it is not as nice as normal but enough to keep you going.... i have seen your pic.. you don't need to diet.. you are bloody gogeous... :D :D :D :D :D
sean xxxxxx

1 Aug 2004

sean you are right mate ....tesco sell a organic choc substitute call cara something.........

1 Aug 2004

Yeah Garfield, but does it help make you cum???!!! :shock:
Carob choc is like using a 'rabbit' instead of a cock - its quite similar but here that certain something missing.
Give me the real thing. wink

Now, where did Ian put my M&M's?? confused

L&K

Shirley

1 Aug 2004

i know a thing or 2 about vitamins and herbal stuff............theres a vitamin thats makes a man staminia twice fold called something like yoriba bark or something like that also help orgasm,s im told

1 Aug 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
Sobs uncontrollably .......
all this talk of chocolate .... a) I'm dieting and b) I'm a diabetic :cry:
Meanies ....
Of course I don't need chocolate ....... :twisted:

i am sure they do diabetic chocolate..... granted it is not as nice as normal but enough to keep you going.... i have seen your pic.. you don't need to diet.. you are bloody gogeous... :D :D :D :D :D
sean xxxxxx
kiss

for the compliment sean
Despite the marketing around it diabetic choc is no better than normal choc ... in fact it's probably better to risk normal choc sad

Apart from anything it contains sorbitol which acts as a laxative ... not nice at all!!!!!

1 Aug 2004

do i get a kiss....knowing my luck it will be a glasgow one.........

1 Aug 2004

do i get a kiss....knowing my luck it will be a glasgow one.........[/quote
I don't do "glesga kisses" but I know a man who can ;)
anyway kiss

to you too smile