Is Bukkake very rare?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
I don't care how you bloody stand, just keep it cumming lads :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
I don't care how you bloody stand, just keep it cumming lads :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one
nb..blue is the rarest grading in the cocking of steak...so bukakke would be blue not rare

20 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one

Not a bad idea, I mean you wouldn't believe the inability of some guys to organise themselves in situations like this - when people say that some folks couldn't even organise a piss up in a brewery they really are not joking. :shock:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one

Not a bad idea, I mean you wouldn't believe the inability of some guys to organise themselves in situations like this - when people say that some folks couldn't even organise a piss up in a brewery they really are not joking. :shock:
I'm sure you're more than able to take matters into your own hands in such a situation???

20 Jun 2005

Quote by **sparky**
I'm sure you're more than able to take matters into your own hands in such a situation???

Not really............... not without barking orders at them, which ruins the moment really. Come on, surely it isn't difficult for guys to orgainse themselves, and some can very well, but others are hopeless........................ not that I know of course, it's just what I've heard on the grapevine redface

:wink: :wink:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm sure you're more than able to take matters into your own hands in such a situation???

Not really............... not without barking orders at them, which ruins the moment really. Come on, surely it isn't difficult for guys to orgainse themselves, and some can very well, but others are hopeless........................ not that I know of course, it's just what I've heard on the grapevine redface

:wink: :wink:
But of course, I'm sure you hear all sorts on here.

20 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one

Not a bad idea, I mean you wouldn't believe the inability of some guys to organise themselves in situations like this - when people say that some folks couldn't even organise a piss up in a brewery they really are not joking. :shock:
yes you dont wont them going off half cocked

20 Jun 2005

Yeah, it's a shame that some guys are not good at organising themselves really......... I hear that a lot more fun is to be had if they do get their act together on certain occassions :twisted: .......... of course this is all hearsay lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Jun 2005

thanks for the replies all!!
Yeah it would take some bottle to turn up but i love giving cumshots so its something i feel i have to do once!
Its hard enough to find a girl close by whos into cumshots solo, never mind wit loads others!
Ill keep lookin tho!

20 Jun 2005

in our local chinese the table for big parties ( 10-12 ish ) is round with a lazy susie devise for rotating the food around the table
this alog with taking a ticket might have your bukkake sorted blue ?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
in our local chinese the table for big parties ( 10-12 ish ) is round with a lazy susie devise for rotating the food around the table
this alog with taking a ticket might have your bukkake sorted blue ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now, that IS a good idea................. all clubs should install them in thier orgy rooms lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
Yes, pure bukkake is very rare - what you usually get is an alloy. The bukkake mines of the Tossa valley are very inhospitable and the ore is difficult to extract on account of it usually lying between seams of very hard fellatio. Bukkake miners have been known to pound away at their rocks for up to an hour for just a few grams. It is highly prized for its ability to be fashioned into jewellery of exquisite flowing forms, in particular ladies' necklaces, which are conventionally worn while otherwise nude for maximum aesthetic effect. The world's most prolific collector of bukkake jewels was Miss Gimya Jisholm of Shooters Hill, London, who unfortunately passed away from asphyxiation when an attempt to simultaneously implant two large bukkake nose studs went somewhat awry.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
What she said...
:giggle:

:laughabove: :huh: :giggle: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :huh:
Yeah Brill lol

20 Jun 2005

You need as many men as possible as some people's aiming is way off :huh:
Just remember to wash or it'll be a trip to the Dermatologists

20 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one

I thought it was supposed to be synchronised cumming, not one at a time like a gang bang. Have I got this wrong?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by musketeer
I thought it was supposed to be synchronised cumming, not one at a time like a gang bang. Have I got this wrong?

At the one I attended, blokes stepped forward three or four at a time - and exact synchronisation was impossible.

20 Jun 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

I thought it was supposed to be synchronised cumming, not one at a time like a gang bang. Have I got this wrong?

At the one I attended, blokes stepped forward three or four at a time - and exact synchronisation was impossible.
It's better if two or three cum at a time, if there were a lot of guys, all cumming at the same time would be impossible and not quite as good cos each individual cum shot would be missed ................ or so I've heard lol

:twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
Do you look for an opening then, or do you just come on the person's skin?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
Do you look for an opening then, or do you just come on the person's skin?
Depends how good of a shot they are rotflmao

20 Jun 2005

Ewwwwwwwww it might go up your nose :shock:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ewwwwwwwww it might go up your nose :shock:

Well I guess so - I suppose you could play safe and put a peg on it :grin: ................. in the eyes isn't good though - it does irritate them slightly confused

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I think a SH Bukkake would be good - I like this thread :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ewwwwwwwww it might go up your nose :shock:

or in ur eye blink

now that really stings :censored:

20 Jun 2005

Or you might end up with this

/edit: Ah tits! mad

20 Jun 2005

:shock: Spunk in your eyes is BAD, bloody hurts. Allegedly redface

20 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Or you might end up with this

/edit: Ah tits!

hope not

:bolt:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Spunk in your eyes is BAD, bloody hurts. Allegedly

yer thats what i heard too :angel:

20 Jun 2005

it is very painful, for days sad

:( :(

20 Jun 2005

Who says it's just girls who offer themselves up as bukkake subjects? :grin: :grin:
'course it's just hearsay that some of us fellas like it too! redface

ops: :oops:
Now who's gonna organise a bubbake party? :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:whistling:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
Do you look for an opening then, or do you just come on the person's skin?
Well personally it is up to the ermm shootee... and how good a shot the shooter is as well... but it is always nice to see something to aim at no matter how bad a shot you are..
. blast

:blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
its like the red arrows of wanking
formation bishop bashing
and precision bombing of the target

precision bombing? that's the last time i go to an airshow

21 Jun 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Now who's gonna organise a bubbake party? :twisted: :twisted:

Don't give me ideas Eagerslut :twisted:
Welcome to the forum netguzzler lol