The question says all really, just wondering how rare subjects are.
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Is Bukkake very rare?
Sex God
Not that rare in my experience, but I'm moving this to the cafe as it is not a LMU post 
Sex God
Yes, pure bukkake is very rare - what you usually get is an alloy. The bukkake mines of the Tossa valley are very inhospitable and the ore is difficult to extract on account of it usually lying between seams of very hard fellatio. Bukkake miners have been known to pound away at their rocks for up to an hour for just a few grams. It is highly prized for its ability to be fashioned into jewellery of exquisite flowing forms, in particular ladies' necklaces, which are conventionally worn while otherwise nude for maximum aesthetic effect. The world's most prolific collector of bukkake jewels was Miss Gimya Jisholm of Shooters Hill, London, who unfortunately passed away from asphyxiation when an attempt to simultaneously implant two large bukkake nose studs went somewhat awry.
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Yes, pure bukkake is very rare - what you usually get is an alloy. The bukkake mines of the Tossa valley are very inhospitable and the ore is difficult to extract on account of it usually lying between seams of very hard fellatio. Bukkake miners have been known to pound away at their rocks for up to an hour for just a few grams. It is highly prized for its ability to be fashioned into jewellery of exquisite flowing forms, in particular ladies' necklaces, which are conventionally worn while otherwise nude for maximum aesthetic effect. The world's most prolific collector of bukkake jewels was Miss Gimya Jisholm of Shooters Hill, London, who unfortunately passed away from asphyxiation when an attempt to simultaneously implant two large bukkake nose studs went somewhat awry.
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Quote by bluexxx
Yes, pure bukkake is very rare - what you usually get is an alloy. The bukkake mines of the Tossa valley are very inhospitable and the ore is difficult to extract on account of it usually lying between seams of very hard fellatio. Bukkake miners have been known to pound away at their rocks for up to an hour for just a few grams. It is highly prized for its ability to be fashioned into jewellery of exquisite flowing forms, in particular ladies' necklaces, which are conventionally worn while otherwise nude for maximum aesthetic effect. The world's most prolific collector of bukkake jewels was Miss Gimya Jisholm of Shooters Hill, London, who unfortunately passed away from asphyxiation when an attempt to simultaneously implant two large bukkake nose studs went somewhat awry.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
What she said...
:giggle:
:laughabove: :huh: :giggle: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :huh:
Sex God
Quote by **sparky**
There are plenty of girls out there who'll happily take your money for it.
And plenty who do it free of charge hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Sex God
There used to be one or two bukkake groups which held occasional events - you could try a search in or MSN groups, or a google search with "UK bukkake".
Mike.
Mike.
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i find its quite common in the club scene
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry, did I say that out loud
Sex God
Quote by SXBOY
apart from a load of different blokes jizz ?
That's the point :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
As a spunk lover myself I think it is a very good point :grin: :grin: :grin:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
i find its quite common in the club scene
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry, did I say that out loud
Well they're used to showers in Lancashire.
Sex God
Bukkakes are sometimes rare , but are better well done.
Quote by bluexxx
apart from a load of different blokes jizz ?
That's the point :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
As a spunk lover myself I think it is a very good point :grin: :grin: :grin:
i think you have to be somewhat sexually submissive to have a load of guys toss off over you and as a deffo no sub person myself its just not something i would do, but its each to their own
Sex God
Id say 80% of the ones Ive seen on the net are either done as content for a website with photographers , or stright forward prostituition but on a pay at the door basis - or both at the same time.
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
apart from a load of different blokes jizz ?
That's the point :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
As a spunk lover myself I think it is a very good point :grin: :grin: :grin:
i think you have to be somewhat sexually submissive to have a load of guys toss off over you and as a deffo no sub person myself its just not something i would do, but its each to their own
Well not really - I'm not sub at all and I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve it........ it's watching the cum shots that does it for me.............. it's not a sub / dom thing, it's just spunk hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by CiscoCat6k
There are plenty of girls out there who'll happily take your money for it.
And plenty who do it free of charge hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Is that an offer blue???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle:If anyone is giving away some free spunk, count me in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
There are plenty of girls out there who'll happily take your money for it.
And plenty who do it free of charge hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Is that an offer blue???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle:If anyone is giving away some free spunk, count me in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**
Sex God
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**
I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Quote by SXBOY
its like the red arrows of wanking
formation bishop bashing
and precision bombing of the target
LOL what a thought. "Okay gentlemen, tonights target is clearly laid out before you. 1,2 Trousers Down... 4,5 Member Manipulation... 6,7 Wait for it, wait for it... 8,9 Go, go go..."
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
i find its quite common in the club scene
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry, did I say that out loud
and me me me me me me me me me me :sticky: :sticky:
