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Sex God
Quote by aj1980
last time i played i scored an own goal...what does that mean??
playing for the other team? :giggle:
Sex God
Only winning the World Cup could even come close to being compared to sex.....
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
Only winning the World Cup could even come close to being compared to sex.....
winning the rugby world cup certainly came close
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
Only winning the World Cup could even come close to being compared to sex.....
winning the rugby world cup certainly came close
Especially as the missus is Aussie
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
Only winning the World Cup could even come close to being compared to sex.....
winning the rugby world cup certainly came close
Especially as the missus is Aussie
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Going to have to be careful this year, because we arent quite as good anymore....
Warming the Bed
im going to get mobbed for this but i personnally have never had time for football so feel that you cant even put the too in the same league (pun intended)
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
Warming the Bed
im going to get mobbed for this but i personnally have never had time for football so feel that you cant even put the too in the same league (pun intended)
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
Warming the Bed
im going to get mobbed for this but i personnally have never had time for football so feel that you cant even put the too in the same league (pun intended)
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
sex better than football
god why spend 90 minutes (is that howlong it is )
watching overly paid guys chasing a ball, spitting
falling over claiming to be in pain
or spend far longer than 90 minutes in bliss
as your bodies are entwined share a feelimg of pleasure with someone of your choosing
i think ill take the sex
with the tv on :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by varca
Having grown up in a "football mad" family, I have 4 brothers and a father and umpteem uncles for whom everything stops for "the match", I can empathise with those who wonder what on earth it is, that can stir a man to ignore his sexy lingerie clad partner/wife/FB as temptingly tries to avert his avid ball driven attentions!!
It appears it is not just sex that is better than football though!! Today, I had to choose 3 of my 15 contractors to join me on a 10 day business trip to Dallas. All expenses paid, business class flight, decent hotel etc etc and you know what??? The 3 I chose, of which one of whom is one of my brothers, all said they did not want to go!!!When questioned , it appears that week commencing the 21st of May is not good in terms of football fanatics, something about a championship league and Athens and Liverpool just might get through and there is no way on this planet that they want to miss out on the game and the "atmosphere" of being with fellow "not so walk aloners" if the "Pool" do make it to the final.
To say I cannot fathom the passion that consumes a man or woman to salivate beyond words as a ball is dribbled, to cry like a baby when the ref throws in his teddy is an understatement lol. To prefer the delights of a pig skin spherical object being jockied around by 22 grossly overpaid men to making love to the lady or man in your life is unforgivable lol but to turn down an all expenses paid trip to the US, well I am just speechless
PS I am an avid fan myself, a red through and through but I know which side my bread is buttered in terms of sex and jollies :D :lol2:
I'll come with ya sweetie.......:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by varca
Get packing, we fly on the 19th :grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by varca
bloody hell i would too :shock: go i mean
Oohhh I'm taking an SH party with me lol
SH does Dallas :giggle:
they would not let us in through customs when they looked in your toy bag :giggle:
Ahhh it'll be ok UK lol, they will let me take in the rocket launcher vibes, the cuffs and bar spreaders, the chokers and various dildo assortment but they will be "Daimmmmed" if I am gonna take in that pair of teensy eye tweezers :giggle:
dont forget the finger nail file :giggle:
Quote by varca
bloody hell i would too :shock: go i mean
Oohhh I'm taking an SH party with me lol
SH does Dallas :giggle:
they would not let us in through customs when they looked in your toy bag :giggle:
Ahhh it'll be ok UK lol, they will let me take in the rocket launcher vibes, the cuffs and spreader bars, the chokers and various dildo assortment but they will be "Daimmmmed" if I am gonna take in that pair of teensy eye tweezers :giggle:
dont forget the finger nail file :giggle:
OMG yes, how could I forget that ferocious instrument of destruction
what about that dryed out mascara brush that has turned to needles :shock:
Quote by varca
Apparently it's not good enough that there is TV over there lol. The game will be shown at 2am CST, be over by 4am and I said they could recover from the inevitable hangover and come into work when they are ready and work later buuuuttt they don't want to watch it without a throng of fellow supporters and pints of stella lmao
It appears not to matter who is playing Shireen lol, they said they would even miss the patriotism and comaradarie (sp. it's late lol)if it was ManU playing and that IS saying something
Tell 'em you'll take 'em to a Cowboy's game as a consolation! ;-)
Sex God
Quote by varca
I can empathise with those who wonder what on earth it is, that can stir a man to ignore his sexy lingerie clad partner/wife/FB as she temptingly tries to avert his avid ball driven attentions!!
It usually works for me :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Not a chance especially if you are a spurs supporter..wat a bad night..but even if they won i would go for sex everytime hands down..lol
