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Is It Any Wonder SOME Guys Get Ignored.......
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Sex God
Sweet talking devil ..................................not
Hope you gave him what for in your reply hun
Hope you gave him what for in your reply hun
I will try it my way now 
Dear LilMiss,
May I have the pleasure of Coitus with you ?
You do not know me but I am clean, respectfull and very honest.
I can not send a photo as my cam is broken and please do not send me one as my wife (yes I am married) will create merry hell with me.
I hope, maybe, to hear from you soon via my e-mail address of =
Yours ever ready Nincom :love: :kiss:
Dear LilMiss,
May I have the pleasure of Coitus with you ?
You do not know me but I am clean, respectfull and very honest.
I can not send a photo as my cam is broken and please do not send me one as my wife (yes I am married) will create merry hell with me.
I hope, maybe, to hear from you soon via my e-mail address of =
Yours ever ready Nincom :love: :kiss:
Not sure about the Internet Camping bit ...........but lets try this............
I've just stuck up a tent in my front room, and if someone else can do the same (or chuck a blanket over the clothes-horse) we will beable to send emails to each other describing what is happening, what animal sounds we can hear etc,etc
(oh hang on, my camp-fire's just set light to the curtains)
Don't think this is such a good idea after all :cry:
I've just stuck up a tent in my front room, and if someone else can do the same (or chuck a blanket over the clothes-horse) we will beable to send emails to each other describing what is happening, what animal sounds we can hear etc,etc
(oh hang on, my camp-fire's just set light to the curtains)
Don't think this is such a good idea after all :cry:
Sex God
Check this out if you think that is bad!!! :shock:
To say I was mortified was an understatement! The person had copied my pic from my advert, photoshopped a pair of tits onto the photo and then sent it back to me with an essay about what he was going to do to me!!! :shock:
I'm trying to host the pic so I can show you, but I'm having no joy with it!
Gem. x
To say I was mortified was an understatement! The person had copied my pic from my advert, photoshopped a pair of tits onto the photo and then sent it back to me with an essay about what he was going to do to me!!! :shock:
I'm trying to host the pic so I can show you, but I'm having no joy with it!
Gem. x
Sex God
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Quote by little gem
OH MY GOD
Sex God
thing is theyre nothing like my real ones..... :confused2:
my real ones are more like this>>>>
my real ones are more like this>>>>
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: Sex God
Nope, the shoes belong to NWfreckles.... the dress, kitchen and skillet belong to Sassy and the hat is Staggy's
Was I actually wearing anything that was my own??? :confused2:
Gem. x
Was I actually wearing anything that was my own??? :confused2:
Gem. x
Sex God
I think that chat up style could catch on. Don't think I've quite got the hang of it yet though.
:) Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
I think that chat up style could catch on. Don't think I've quite got the hang of it yet though.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OMG :shock: I nearly choked!
:giggle: pmsl !
Yes i made the mistake of saying i was looking for single men in a room.
god the idiots who got in touch, no one was serious or at worst just like that
e-mail you recieved.
I dont want a love afair of great friends just someone i get along with and can
enjoy some good adult times.
Hope you dont get too many of those type of adds cause they do put the ladies off.
definitly a how not to do it add or e-mail.
lisamarie
god the idiots who got in touch, no one was serious or at worst just like that
e-mail you recieved.
I dont want a love afair of great friends just someone i get along with and can
enjoy some good adult times.
Hope you dont get too many of those type of adds cause they do put the ladies off.
definitly a how not to do it add or e-mail.
lisamarie
Sex God
Most of my replies are half decent... just the odd one or two that make me cringe...... I'm just exceptionally fussy about who I shag so I probably bin ones that others would keep.
I need someone to sit with me and go through them with me for a second opinion once I've got rid of the obvious "no way in a million years" replies!
Form a queue here>>>>>>>> :lol:
Gem. x
I need someone to sit with me and go through them with me for a second opinion once I've got rid of the obvious "no way in a million years" replies!
Form a queue here>>>>>>>> :lol:
Gem. x i'm relatively new to this, but i've replied to a few ads, always attaching relative pic,no one liners etc and generally an honest description, with an attempt at a semi interesting reply (relevant answers to qu's placed in ad etc etc), and saying tings which ii like to think i'd say to their face (ie not overly arrogant, rude, cocky etc) and a majority of the people seem quite ignorant (ie no reply at all lol), or maybe i'm just ugly if at first you don't succed ....... 
Agreed that guy sounds like an absolute fool though!
if at first you don't succed ....... Agreed that guy sounds like an absolute fool though!
Quote by MikeC
i cant belive a bloke sent that.....
i wudnt even cheekily reply to an advert of some1 i knew very well like that.
well thats single guys for u...
MikeC
In the light of said email and countless similar horror stories one could easily come to that conclusion but it still sounds to me a bit of a sweeping statement, maybe we could say
"that's SOME single guys for u...?"
I'm sure not all single guys are as braindead as the man in question.
Quote by LilMissGullable
Well I'm gobsmacked........
I open my outlook express this afternoon.... to find a guy had sent me an email... Not only had he totally ignored what i had written on my profile (no cock pics, and if no face pic u dont get a reply)but i think his attitude stinks!!!!!!!
Is it really any wonder SOME guys get :censored: ignored?????
Email as follows.............
My name is XXXXXXXXX,
Please see my attcahed a cock pic you have received one already one already, then another is not attached.
1. I expect a pussy pic in return
2.I live in East London and and can travel
3. Once you have emailed me with you number I will send you my face pic
4. I dont do emails as they are a waste of time
5. I only respond to sms after you respond with your interest from this email and a mobile contact number
4 I DONT do teasing and a million questions
5.I just want to fuck and walk away
6. If you are the husband of couple making arrangements, I would a pic of the lady and achance to speak to her before I say yes and I will only do day time or week end visits
this is not you then please DONT respond
9. As a rule , I ONLY fuck ass and pussy,with absolute pleasure"!!!!!
10. I DONT DO INTERNET CAMPING
GENUINE, SO IF U R THEN YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ABOVE.
Is there really any need for it????? Maybe it "did" it for you lot... LOL If u want his addy, pm me LOL
these prats dont even think they are doing owt wrong, when me and mrs ninja have been chatting to couples on msn or the chat room weve had......."right straight down to business".
or even worse we got talkin to a couple in the chat room, who were fine ...as soon as we went on to msn, it appeared that HE had full control of the key board, and didnt want to chat at all...we just got "pic"......(few more friendly questions from us).... then "pic".thats all we kept getting, also does my tits in when the firsst thing someones asks you is to webcam, we like to have a nice chat see if we connect first...you can always tell from the tone of the conversation if theyre worth chattin to Quote by LilMissGullable
Well I'm gobsmacked........
I open my outlook express this afternoon.... to find a guy had sent me an email... Not only had he totally ignored what i had written on my profile (no cock pics, and if no face pic u dont get a reply)but i think his attitude stinks!!!!!!!
Is it really any wonder SOME guys get :censored: ignored?????
Email as follows.............
My name is XXXXXXXXX,
Please see my attcahed a cock pic you have received one already one already, then another is not attached.
1. I expect a pussy pic in return
2.I live in East London and and can travel
3. Once you have emailed me with you number I will send you my face pic
4. I dont do emails as they are a waste of time
5. I only respond to sms after you respond with your interest from this email and a mobile contact number
4 I DONT do teasing and a million questions
5.I just want to fuck and walk away
6. If you are the husband of couple making arrangements, I would a pic of the lady and achance to speak to her before I say yes and I will only do day time or week end visits
this is not you then please DONT respond
9. As a rule , I ONLY fuck ass and pussy,with absolute pleasure"!!!!!
10. I DONT DO INTERNET CAMPING
GENUINE, SO IF U R THEN YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ABOVE.
Is there really any need for it????? Maybe it "did" it for you lot... LOL If u want his addy, pm me LOL
How attractive.......... NOT...!!!
equi-princess xxx
Warming the Bed
nice man!
single guys do tend to get a bad press :cry: , and sometimes receive poor replies verging on abuse when emailing single fems and couples. Now i know especially single fems have to be careful and have the right to choose who they like, but one question alway's comes to my mind and that is how are you supposed to get to know people if you don't communicate or meet them? a simple no is nice if not a bit abrupt, and the response" read my profile" is sharp too.
Apart from meeting people for mutual pleasure I am also widening my own circle of friends, and learning more about the diversity of sexual pleasure-it is a very interesting area to study :
Let us all remember courtesy and good manners. especially the man in your mail
pip xx
single guys do tend to get a bad press :cry: , and sometimes receive poor replies verging on abuse when emailing single fems and couples. Now i know especially single fems have to be careful and have the right to choose who they like, but one question alway's comes to my mind and that is how are you supposed to get to know people if you don't communicate or meet them? a simple no is nice if not a bit abrupt, and the response" read my profile" is sharp too.
Apart from meeting people for mutual pleasure I am also widening my own circle of friends, and learning more about the diversity of sexual pleasure-it is a very interesting area to study :
Let us all remember courtesy and good manners.
especially the man in your mail pip xx
Quote by LilMissGullable
Im kind of skeptical that this was sent with any sort of human intervention at all because to me t looks like the result of some automated script that just sends the same message to everyone with a photo ad.
I guess the SH equivalent of those indian call centres that dial loads of numbers hoping that someone answers
N
Do they attatch picture of black willies to them as well????
No....
..guys like that give black willies a bad name!
:giggle:
Sex God
yes agree with you there
Whether they are chancers people who send out loads or not... there is still no need for the attitude is there???
They look at ur add.... see a pic and mail you.... They don't care whether the fit the criteria or not... I bet you a pound to a penny he didn't even read the writing to see what I was looking for...
But you can guarantee he would be 1 of the 1st to moan when he doesn't get any reply!!! yup agree with you lil miss thats not the attitude to take but am afraid its gonna be there al the time ,theres always gonna be a few .and yes we get quite a few a week ,mind you not for the last couple as we have took our adds down for the time being ,and its not just the newbies that have sent us emails and pms ,there was one person that has sent a few to us and personal mates of ours on here who is very well liked on this sight who cant take no for a answer ,and when we met socialy did not give us the time of day ,just because we were not interested ,and really makes us laugh now because thats when you find out what the persons really way nowadays we just tend to press that magic
Quote by LilMissGullable5 a week eh.......
hey lil miss get them at least 5 times a week they are the chancers people who send out loads to see if they get logged into chat room the other day a single asks hey northeastcouple you looking for male," told them no. 5 mins later they asked "if you change your mind you can always pm me hunny" so had to ask him why he thought in 5 mins we had changed our minds ,when he says "urrr only asking ,dont get your knickers in a twist" mmm so we go from hunny ,lol never been called that before from another male ,(yes why do the single males always think they are talking to fem part of the couple) onto the crap attiude just because you say no.
Whether they are chancers people who send out loads or not... there is still no need for the attitude is there???
They look at ur add.... see a pic and mail you.... They don't care whether the fit the criteria or not... I bet you a pound to a penny he didn't even read the writing to see what I was looking for...
But you can guarantee he would be 1 of the 1st to moan when he doesn't get any reply!!! yup agree with you lil miss thats not the attitude to take but am afraid its gonna be there al the time ,theres always gonna be a few .and yes we get quite a few a week ,mind you not for the last couple as we have took our adds down for the time being ,and its not just the newbies that have sent us emails and pms ,there was one person that has sent a few to us and personal mates of ours on here who is very well liked on this sight who cant take no for a answer ,and when we met socialy did not give us the time of day ,just because we were not interested ,and really makes us laugh now because thats when you find out what the persons really way nowadays we just tend to press that magic
