Is it just me?, did I get it wrong?

31 Jul 2004

Is it just me?, but I thought the average penis length was about 6 inches, so how come the Swinging Heaven ads have such a high percentage of "VWE" guys 7 to 9 inches plus? . . . maybe I got it wrong and 9 inches is now the average? confused

or maybe they are using a different rule to us 6 inch "average" guys?

31 Jul 2004

The reason why 9inches is the average round here is cos too many guys measure from their ass holes - well, they would cos they're so used to talking out of them rolleyes

31 Jul 2004

31 Jul 2004

threadbear: Give this thread and this thread a try. surprised

31 Jul 2004

Quote by threadbear
Is it just me?, but I thought the average penis length was about 6 inches, so how come the Swinging Heaven ads have such a high percentage of "VWE" guys 7 to 9 inches plus? . . . maybe I got it wrong and 9 inches is now the average? or maybe they are using a different rule to us 6 inch "average" guys?

Maybe smaller guys don't need to advertise?

31 Jul 2004

Quote by threadbear
Is it just me?, but I thought the average penis length was about 6 inches, so how come the Swinging Heaven ads have such a high percentage of "VWE" guys 7 to 9 inches plus? . . . maybe I got it wrong and 9 inches is now the average? or maybe they are using a different rule to us 6 inch "average" guys?

If you believe all that rubbish then ...............
What Blue says is dead accurate or their tape measures shrunk in the wash lol

31 Jul 2004

Nooooooo - you all have it wrong - they are measuring correctly - it's just that they are using a metric ruler - So they think they are well endowed at 9 centimetres!!!!!
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Alex x

31 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Nooooooo - you all have it wrong - they are measuring correctly - it's just that they are using a metric ruler - So they think they are well endowed at 9 centimetres!!!!!

Alex x

9 centimetres? That's pretty good isn't it?

31 Jul 2004

S'pose thats the male equivalent of me .......... a 6ft size 10 20yr old blonde with big tits and washboard stomach cool

................. hence no picture of me up anywhere :lol2:

31 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
S'pose thats the male equivalent of me .......... a 6ft size 10 20yr old blonde with big tits and washing machine stomach ................. hence no picture of me up anywhere :lol2:

What you like on the 'spin' cycle. Misschief? :twisted: :lol2:
Honest Mal
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31 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
S'pose thats the male equivalent of me .......... a 6ft size 10 20yr old blonde with big tits and washboard stomach ................. hence no picture of me up anywhere :lol2:

Why do girls want to be tall? It's silly. Tall girls have big feet and that's a problem because it means they can't get close to the sink. (Exit: ---->) bolt

31 Jul 2004

Tis true, but it does stop them losing their foot when it connects with your arse. :twisted:
Venusxxx

31 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Tis true, but it does stop them losing their foot when it connects with your arse. :twisted:
Venusxxx

Yeah but they keep trying to borrow your high heels and things and besides:
"When your nose to nose ya toes are there,
When your toes to toes ya nose is there
But when you're there you've nobody to talk to!"

31 Jul 2004

I only have 4" but I have 16 stone to shove it in with...?
And they say WE have the issues with our selves! Just popped on to raise a laugh as this has been done many times in the past, but it always makes me smile. I know quite a few big dicks myself, and funnily enough they all work at my place too!