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IS Neil back??...........or am i just seeing things?
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Sex God
Welcome Back Neil :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: 
Sex God
making a bit of a habbit of it
welcome back u bollox
hope to see u in sunny lancs on saturday nite
welcome back u bollox
hope to see u in sunny lancs on saturday nite
Sex God
Right so where is here?.......
I've yet to find him, does he have a new avatar, has he changed his name to something with a bit more zing in it like eermm ..
.oh I dunno......neilinleather...or neilinfrontofme....
or perhaps something a bit more mysterious and less obvious like eerrmm .......neilinthecorner...or ...neilsirknight...
C'mon give me a clue so I can track him down, at least so I can ask for my picture collection back.
I've yet to find him, does he have a new avatar, has he changed his name to something with a bit more zing in it like eermm ..
.oh I dunno......neilinleather...or neilinfrontofme....
or perhaps something a bit more mysterious and less obvious like eerrmm .......neilinthecorner...or ...neilsirknight...
C'mon give me a clue so I can track him down, at least so I can ask for my picture collection back.
:wave: :wave: :wave:Right I can stop worrying about you now. One less thing to worry about right now will just about ensure I dont flounce off again. 
This place is so strange. I come in here and read some posts and my stomach churns. I read others and I fall about laughing. I see you my friend is back and I smile with affection.
Welcome back Neil
Lots of love and affection Corriexxx
Oh and when I see you next see you a massive slap for making me feel so sad the other week when you flounced :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This place is so strange. I come in here and read some posts and my stomach churns. I read others and I fall about laughing. I see you my friend is back and I smile with affection.Welcome back Neil
Lots of love and affection Corriexxx
Oh and when I see you next see you a massive slap for making me feel so sad the other week when you flounced :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
FFS. I only missed you for four and a half minutes!
oh well cheers Tune. i bloody missed you too! :mad: 4 n 'alf bloody minutes my :censored: :censored: :censored:
someone putting up a 50 page thread just to drag me back in was an outrageous stunt :mad: so since i was back whether i bloody liked it or not, i just couldn't keep posting under that stupid bloody name now could i?
so yes very kindly dawn gave me all me old pm's and me posts and me imaginative nick back, and here i am! woo hoo! 
anyways, i only bloody flounced out in the first place to see if any of you liked me, and noone bloody did, so i just thought sod you lot you're stuck with me now! you'll be sorry!
ta for the welcome back guys! :D
neil x x x ;)
So does this mean you'll have some spare time to answer your emails now... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
*wanders off mumbling about some people not being allowed email accounts if they don't know how to use 'em*
Sex God
You know what they say, you can't keep a good pervert down
Sex God
Oi! Neil!! I'm not gonna welcome you back - you cheater you didn't even LEAVE us in the first place ffs!!
Hiding in a corner is not the same of leaving :doh:
:happy:
T-J
Hiding in a corner is not the same of leaving :doh:
:happy: T-J
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
You know what they say, you can't keep a good pervert down
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen: 
Sex God
Quote by easy
FFS. I only missed you for four and a half minutes!
oh well cheers Tune. i bloody missed you too! :mad: 4 n 'alf bloody minutes my :censored: :censored: :censored:
someone putting up a 50 page thread just to drag me back in was an outrageous stunt :mad: so since i was back whether i bloody liked it or not, i just couldn't keep posting under that stupid bloody name now could i?
so yes very kindly dawn gave me all me old pm's and me posts and me imaginative nick back, and here i am! woo hoo! anyways, i only bloody flounced out in the first place to see if any of you liked me, and noone bloody did, so i just thought sod you lot you're stuck with me now! you'll be sorry!
ta for the welcome back guys! :D
neil x x x ;)
So does this mean you'll have some spare time to answer your emails now... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
*wanders off mumbling about some people not being allowed email accounts if they don't know how to use 'em*
right you! how many feckin' times do i need to send you my bloody messy address, and actually log in to bill's shite email service, to send you a mail, and get no feckin' reply whatsoever!?
:mad: :sparring:
guys i'm in danger of looking like yer typical flouncer here. touched on the way out, touched on the way back in! ;) but then that is flounce ethics in a nutshell! :roll:
ta very much! t'is bloody good to be back among you! missed you loads! and yup my head's a touch straighter than it was. :D :D :D
<<< repeats to self : it's only a website, it's only a website . . . etc etc in a fairly unconvincing manner! ;) >>>
n x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
Oi! Neil!! I'm not gonna welcome you back - you cheater you didn't even LEAVE us in the first place ffs!!
Hiding in a corner is not the same of leaving :doh:
T-J
You mean that Neils been sat in the corner watching me while I've been engaged in very private and personal things (namely posting bollox).... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I feel so cheap and dirty and used.......
*goes off to see if Neils left the money on the table as usual*
Sex God
Who's Neil? I aint seen him. :lol2:
