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Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall
Quote by Lost
Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall

I used to know a God...Barry Sheene...boy was he a God on the race track. Is that what you was talking about? lol
No sorry if there was a god he would be older than Barry 777 Close but no dice i'm afraid.
No
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Where did Sam go then blonde confused
yes....and Im here wave
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yes....and Im here wave

We know your Mrs bone there - but you say yes to there being a god. Why?
:;-)
no
lp
Quote by kentswingers777
Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall

I used to know a God...Barry Sheene...boy was he a God on the race track. Is that what you was talking about? lol
Quote by Lost
No sorry if there was a god he would be older than Barry 777 Close but no dice i'm afraid.

Sorry but your both wrong
Does he go under the name of Mr Blobby dunno
If there is a God (and I sincerely doubt it) then she is obviously a woman.
Why?
Because she rushed things. If God had been a bloke he'd have taken his time, created everything in a fortnight and done the job right. :twisted:
The other convincing argument that God is a woman is the female talent for multi-orgasms and that women can get far more out of sex then your average bloke.
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Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall

I used to know a God...Barry Sheene...boy was he a God on the race track. Is that what you was talking about? lol
Quote by Lost
No sorry if there was a god he would be older than Barry 777 Close but no dice i'm afraid.

Sorry but your both wrong

Steve you need to carry on taking the pills your Doctor prescribed. :lol:
Carl Foggerty.... A God? Then my arse is a football. :lol:
Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. :lol:
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Does he go under the name of Mr Blobby dunno

Nope didn't find him either - though I did find a furry jellybaby which was OK after I got over the gag reflex thing biggrin
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Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. lol

So then based on that logic, Sheene can't hold a candle to Mick Doohan?
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Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. lol

So then based on that logic, Sheene can't hold a candle to Mick Doohan?
Mr Sheens way better on my coffee table, the glass comes up great cool
Yes, She makes shoes and chocolate and GHD's
Obviously God is a women (If she was a man the world would of never been created) :twisted: :twisted:
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Your God is your conscience.
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So now I know why there's no God :twisted:
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Then my arse is a football. lol

Kick arse?
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Yes, She makes shoes and chocolate and GHD's
Obviously God is a women (If she was a man the world would of never been created) :twisted: :twisted:

Wassat then?
Quote by essex34m

Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. lol

So then based on that logic, Sheene can't hold a candle to Mick Doohan?
Of course he can...Sheene was English/British. There lies the difference. Patriotic to the last. :lol:
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Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. lol

So then based on that logic, Sheene can't hold a candle to Mick Doohan?
Of course he can...Sheene was English/British. There lies the difference. Patriotic to the last. :lol:
I was just thinking that someone must be going very slowly indeed if they expected to be holding a lit candle whilst on a motorcycle. rolleyes
Quote by Lost
Yes, She makes shoes and chocolate and GHD's
Obviously God is a women (If she was a man the world would of never been created) :twisted: :twisted:

Wassat then?
The gospel of hair irons
bolt
Quote by dekntan
Yes, She makes shoes and chocolate and GHD's
Obviously God is a women (If she was a man the world would of never been created) :twisted: :twisted:

Wassat then?
The gospel of hair irons
bolt
- Please help someone :-(
Quote by Lost
Yes, She makes shoes and chocolate and GHD's
Obviously God is a women (If she was a man the world would of never been created) :twisted: :twisted:

Wassat then?
The gospel of hair irons
bolt
Quote by Lost
- Please help someone :-(

for hair
lp
Quote by kentswingers777

Cannot remember him in the elite class of GP'S? Unlike Barry...twice WORLD champion. lol

So then based on that logic, Sheene can't hold a candle to Mick Doohan?
Of course he can...Sheene was English/British. There lies the difference. Patriotic to the last. :lol:
Patriotism does not recognise statistics, you said Foggy was inferior because he didn't have two world championships, how many did Doohan have?
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Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall

No.
I have evolved, have you?
My land rover is my god. :shock: